Archive through September 29, 2000
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| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:18 am |
Josh got out of the shower and spent some time running his hands through his hair in front of the pore cam to get just the right affect. Spikes it, smooths it down, spikes again....
He steps back from the pore cam and runs his hands through it one more time.
Now, he is into w/c to change; out in just a second in his yellow boxers.
He goes into the BR and just as he starts taking the boxers off the cam goes to the empty LR (ed-what have we not already seen?) Cam goes back to Josh. HE has put on his tropical shorts and is heading for the kitchen.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:26 am |
eddie at pool, josh at sink, curtis ???.. josh back at kitchen table, curtis joins him, eddie burping outside... now curtis is in the sink area...
curtis outside at pool now.. josh is building something out of ... well, something.. he's hard at work, bt i can't tell what he's doing...
I can hear eddie talking, but it's not intelligable... singing?
ed: shave my balls again tonight
cu: how long's it been for you? a couple weeks right?
ed: yeah... I need a weedwhacker
cu: i plan on cutting down the forest, just not here... problem is i got no one hiking through the forest, so it doesn't matter...
ed: this is my tribe... singing
josh is still building... pretty skillful, but I don't know what material he's using...
moving to feed one, i want to know what he's using... ah, it's the cards... he's folding them into bricks and stacking them into a pyramid...
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:27 am |
Josh is intently folding playing cards into a table like form and is stacking them on the kitchen table...
He is coughing......says something like "guess I'll be there soon"
Curtis comes in to the kitchen for a drink of water. Josh continues his card folding, starting on his third row in a tier.
Josh is singing..."she's sun and rain, she's fire and ice, ...she's in a place I've never been...she's making love in the rain...and it needs no explanation..she's everything...."
He is silent now as he starts on the fifth tier.
He appears to finish after the 6th tier, gets a cup of water and goes outside.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:29 am |
Eddie: it's ball trimming day
cu: oh yeah?
ed: its a forest down there
cu: well I'm gonna trim the forest but not here.
CU the thing is .. I got nobody hiking through the forest so it doesn't matter.
Josh comes out.. Last Pool time.. last pool time HERE (singing; if I only had a brain)
guys just hanging around the pool
CU; sing the Julio playground song.. don't think I;ve heard you sing it.. or maybe just never recognized it.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:29 am |
josh outside now, all around pool...
josh is singing "if i only had a brain", curtis joins in for a minute... eddie is singing something else now, I don't recognize it... curtis tries to join in, doesn't seem to know the words
cu: sing the (??) song, i don't think i've heard you sing it... or maybe I just never recognized it
eddie is singing, curtis snapping along...
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:35 am |
they're discussing the skit last night.. "hookers and assholes"...
eddie screams "felt good"
cu: do you remember when you were doing the news things... (talking too fast to keep up) and she said something about jamie and the story lines... i knew what she meant... i tried to explain to her... that ironically not being part of the storyline WAS a storyline?
(buffering, net cong)
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:39 am |
cu: broke the window, great finale
jo: throw the baseball whoosh... everyone in the house hurry
ed: don't let 'em know who it was
cu: this is after getting in trouble over the tape
jo: i rolled the tape over the fence
cu: our duct tape was soft...
ed: aw shit... tomorrows saturday, you guys won't do anything
cu: i can relax now
ed: for a little while
(eddie is in the pool on the float now, btw)
cu: you gotta do it louder
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:41 am |
Josh joins the other two at the pool "Tough Pool time here, huh? He starts singing "if I only had a brain" and Curtis joins in.
Curtis asks Eddie to sing his Down by the schoolyard song and Eddie complies.
Jo: It's nice they let us sleep in.
Ed: Sloshie, if you had been good, we would have been able to have it all of the time....
They talk about the bedtime story from last night...Eddie is connecting the story to things they have done in the house.
Karen giving them cigarettes, emphysema...wet dreams...hookers and a**holes.
Cu: Big bad wolf, how am I being edited? How am I being betrayed? (in feminine type voice)
Cu: Couldn't blow it down because he had emphysema from smoking cigarettes....Sloshie..
Eddie repeats the 'how am I betrayed? ...like hookers and a**holes again..."
Cu: Remember when you were doing the weather and Pamela said hey Jamie you better get in the house, you don't want to be a storyline? Did you get that?
Jo: Yeah, I knew what she meant
Cu: I tried to tell her that, but she didn't want to listen..
Ed: Whats that?
Cu: You know how she was always saying I don't want to be part of a story line? Ultimately, her saying I don't want to be part of a story line *was* a story line.
Josh chuckles and points to the "Curtis ball..it's ??"
Cu: Is that why you named it that?
Cu: couldn't be anything else. Thanks guys.
Cu: And you breaking the window. Mrs. S is getting into trouble for giving us that extra roll of tape
....our tape went over the wall
Cu: Yeah our tape was soft.
Ed: Tomorrow is Sat morning, good, I don't have to do anything
Cu: Okay, now..
Eddie is screaming Hey! Curtis tells him to be louder. They seem to hear noise from over the wall.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:43 am |
They're all out sitting by, and in, the pool.
Curtis asks Josh if he remembers when Pamela (from the Weather Forecast) joked that Jamie better get inside, in case she became a storyline.
"Yeah," Josh answers.
"That was funny. Jamie kept asking me what she meant by that, and I kept trying to tell her that it was because Jamie was *always* not wanting to talk about things because she was afraid it would become a storyline. But I don't think she understood."
Eddie bellows really loud.
"That felt good," he says, sated.
Curtis and Eddie half hum half sing 'Warm California Sun', under which the three of them are currently marinating, waiting for their rewards.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:43 am |
someone singing... cu and ed I think
jo: california and new york
jo: 10, 9, 8, 7...
ed singing again
they're all mumbling... horrible audio
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:49 am |
jo: we've been lifing hard these past few days
ed: i know, i'm sore
jo: lifting 12ozers
ed: i've liquified my insides
jo and ed singing
ed: "she's nice like spice and all the spice girls twice... she likes (?)... and she rolls the dice..." what's the next line?
ed: pubic lice but she's got fantastic (?)
ed: free your mind ... don't be so shallow... free your mind... the rest will follow
ed: what the , wrong song bro
jo: i'm singing the new one, i don't like your song
cu: i wear tight clothing high heel shoes doesn't mean that i'm a prostitute now now now
ed: i've got dark skin, some shit (i've been in?)
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:51 am |
A non-banner plane flies over and Josh waves to it.
Josh says they have been lifting hard the last few days, he's sore.
Eddie says yeah, it has liquified my insides.
Ed: singing "she's nice like the spice girls..., and she rolled the dice....she's got fantastic hands.....Whats the next line?
Jo: She's got lice
Curtis has turned over on his stomach to tan his back.
Eddie is singing something......
Josh starts singing "never gonna get it, never gonna get it"
Ed: That's the wrong song.
Jo: I am starting a different song, I didn't like yours...
Curtis singing something about "wears high heels.....
Cu: I'm gonna get that Paul Simon Cd, that is awesome.
Cu asks Eddie whats on it.
Ed: It's a f**g good album, I think it's got like 16 songs on it.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:52 am |
Plane goes over. Pilot looks out left side of his windscreen and secretly wishes Brittany had never left, even though his wife spent fourteen bucks to banish her a few weeks ago.
Eddie is now making up his own songs. My sound is awesome, but I still can't understand what he's singing. It involves the Spice Girls.
Josh starts singing too.
"Wrong f*ckin' song, dude," Eddie chides.
"I'm singing a *new* song," Josh says, with a mild stridency that represents a huge effort for him. He's evidently taking BB's advice to stand up to the other two to heart. Good for him.
Curtis reflects on his new TV.
"That's awesome," he says lazily.
All three sing different songs. It's pretty funny, actually.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:54 am |
Talking about tonight, after BB
Cu: I think they will have to split us into 3 hotels..
At least the hotel will refuse to take more than one.
THey just trashed a $ house
Ed: They're f**g animals...
ED: BB please buy us f**g lunch, we're dying....
Just send Schoolgirl to McDonalds, get us some burgers and fries.....please?
Curtis laughs, yeah we have no food.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:59 am |
"Big Brother, please buy us some lunch," Eddie pleads. "Mcdonalds, fries, I don't care..."
"We're totally out of food," agrees Curtis. "Anything would be nice."
BB does not come over the loudspeakers, offering them all the fast food they've been missing lo these four long months.
They continue to practice up their lounging in the sun. It may come in handy some day.
"I am Fabu, poolside, along with Infinity and Ultra," Eddie says in a deep announcer voice.
"Pookins will be along shortly," Curtis adds dramatically.
"Stop flinching. I owe you three lashings," laughs Eddie. "Eat fire and sh*t lightening. Eat crime and sh*t justice, Pookins!"
"F*ckin' dog," says Eddie fondly.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:05 pm |
Fabu and ........
Cu: I hope Pookins is there....
Ed: Pool kids come here, I owe you 3 lashings, suck it up
Ed; Houseguests, please assemble...your lunch is served .....Woo-hee
Ed: go to paradise.....
Cu: Whats that? it sounds familiar?
Ed: Willy wonka in the chocolate factory...
...make em stop, make em stop....
Cu: I want it now! I want it now!
Ed:mm Violet Blue, violet, mm tastes like . dinner.....They are sitting there and then he goes into the furnace room ....
Cu: Have you seen the movie Josh?
Jo: no, is it a cartoon?
CU: No its a movie, Gene Wilder. Have you ever read the book or had it read to you in grade school?
CU: ......it was already made when I was a kid.
Curtis starts explaining the whole movie to Josh
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:09 pm |
Plane goes overhead again. Probably same one as before, in a holding pattern. Pilot regretting his eight votes for Josh last night. It was that Bahama-Air stewardess and all that coke--they made him do it.
Curtis talks about how cool Willy Wonka was.
Eddie says that book really f*cked up society.
"It was his improper upbringing!" protests Curtis.
Josh hasn't heard of Charlie and the Chocolate factory, or Willy Wonka.
Curtis explains all about the five golden tickets in the chocolate bars, the spoiled kids, Gene Wilder, etc.
"He's like Cool Hand Luke, man. He don't give a f*ck," says Eddie, talking about Willy Wonka. No doubt that's exactly what it says on the back of the book's jacket cover.
They talk about Cool Hand Luke and Steve McQueen in Papillon, except Josh thinks it takes place in a concentration camp (it's really a prison camp on an island off French Guyana or something, and more importantly, Josh can't remember Steve McQueen's name).
"I wanna see X-Men, even if it sucks," Curtis vows.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:24 pm |
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light," Eddie chants in a high voice.
More Police. Now Curtis sings Hall 'n Oates. "Private Eyes (bum BUM)/ They're watching you (bum BUM)/ They see your every move".
Eddie gets up to go in.
"It's kind of early to get ready, isn't it?" Curtis observes.
"B*R*R*R*A*A*A*P*P" Eddie answers, thoughtfully. "Scuse me".
Josh talks more about his beige pants.
Eddie goes in and starts shaving in the Pore-Cam.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:25 pm |
Eddie is heading in to the shower. Others say it's kind of early, but Eddie says it'll be better to be ready than for BB to throw a bunch of sh*t at them later and them not be ready.
Curtis and Josh enjoying final pool time.
Eddie came back to ask what Josh is wearing.
Jo: beige pants and orange tank top.
Cu: What do they call those things? Capris?
Jo: I was lifting and Eddie came and stopped me, "too heavy - too heavy" (in funny voice)
Cu: Breaking window on last day! That is pretty cool!
Cu: I didn't think that sh*t would break, I didn't even think it was glass.
Jo: This will be weird, somebody knowing my name and I don't know their name. (about people who are watching them)
Eddie is in the porecam.
Josh and Curtis discussing banners outside.
Cu: Are you hungry?
Jo: Yeah, really.
Cu: I think there's some Special K.
Jo: No I ate that, that was my breakfast.
Cu: Maybe I'll just do some P & J.
Jo: "Hookers and a**holes" (funny voice)
Cu: Yeah "hookers and a**holes" the expression is just great.
Jo: Yeah, I gotta eat now. (I think he went inside leaving Curtis by pool alone)
All quiet for a moment...
Josh back out.
Cu: Tuna and water?
Jo: Tuna and water. I want my last meal in here to really suck.
Cu: Yeah, that's kind of how we ate in here anyway.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:32 pm |
Oh Snave, I'll miss you so
Can you keep posting transcripts of the empty live feeds for me? Just do a stream of consciousness thing. Pluuueeze?
sorry for the faux pas, moderators.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:35 pm |
(long post got munched. ratchet-fatching con-sorn posting box.)
"Slacker," Josh says.
"Slacker," answers Eddie, mildly.
Curtis walks by.
"Go to the RR. See if they got a f*ckin' schedule or somethin'," suggests Eddie.
"Yeah?" says Curtis, not moving.
Eventually he gets up and goes over to the RR door. He presses the button. Nothing happens. BB comes on and says something impossible to hear.
"Oh. OK," says Curtis.
"I heard all that," says Eddie. (I did not.) "Off-limits, huh?"
(storage room? RR? not sure)
Curtis says he'll make a sandwhich later.
"Ah, f*ck it. I'm hungry. I'll make it now."
He goes over to the sink and does so.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:38 pm |
Only sound is Eddie shaving in pore-cam.
(The sound of shaving?)
Curtis comes into bathroom.
Ed: F**king slacker.
Cu: You done?
Ed: Go to the RR and see if they got a f**king schedule or something.
Cu: Oh yeah.
Josh is eating at outside table.
BB: (to Curtis) I'm gonna call you guys to come get the TV in a few minutes.
(Sound went out for a few, but BB apparently told them something was off limits, maybe the RR?)
Cu: I could make mac & cheese, you want some? (This is from kitchen to Josh who has come in)
I think Josh said no.
Curtis washing something in kitchen, now getting something out of 'fridge.
Now whistling, puttering around kitchen. He's cutting the cheese (literally).
Ed (enters singing): Ball trimming time.
Comes over by Curtis with shears.
Cu: OK, get those things away, they haven't even been near your balls and it still grosses me out.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:42 pm |
Camera whines shrilly as it swings back and forth, trying to get every thrilling angle of Curtis' epic battle with lunch. The world waits with baited breath. Somewhere, Jordan grinds her teeth bitterly.
Curtis sits down at the table and starts eating, with a sigh.
Eddie cleans up and readies himself for the outside world.
Josh sits on the couch, kicking himself for not kissing Brit when he had the chance. Maybe he'll see her tonight?
Nothing continues to happen. I start thinking about BB2. And Survivor 2.
Thanks for reading, everybody. You all made this summer a little more fun.
Say Goodnight, Gracie.
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:47 pm |
Snave, I heartily second the sentiments put forth by Gonnagetfired. I think you and Cackyh run neck in neck for best live feed postings. What most lurkers don't understand is that it's harder than you think just to capture events, let alone insert some much needed humor into boring periods.
Sorry for the out-of-place post and feel free to delete if necessary, but (as the HGs might say) "come on, it's the last day!"
| Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:50 pm |
thank you both.