| Bunny | Monday, July 09, 2001 - 10:31 pm 
Monday, July 9
It's Monday morning and Krista and Justin are in bed together. Could
someone please slip a note under the door and warn her about this guy?
Krista joins Sheryl on the patio for a discussion about the voting. Sheryl
tears up when talking about the possibility of leaving the house.
Hardy pulls up a chair and the subject is changed. The women tell Hardy how
intimidated they would be by his looks if they ever saw him in a bar, and
how surprised they were to find out what a nice person is. (All who want
Hardy to win this thing, raise your hand.)
Sheryl finds where Krista has hidden Bob/Wilson. She wants to slice him into
pieces for her Last Supper before she is voted out. Krista retrieves the
watermelon and takes it to the pool with her. Bob is now bob, bob, bobbing
along in the waves. Bob and Krista are joined by Bunky, he of the red
painted toenails (couldn't find the purple?).
Autumn begins her day with another good sob. She needs to stop making a
habit of this. Sheryl and Autumn: the Sudsey Twins.
BB instructs Mike to call the group together for a meeting. The houseguests
discuss the need for lactose-free milk, fat-free peanut butter, protein
bars, skinless chicken, and egg whites. (The contestants from "Survivor"
must be laughing their heads off.) Justin puts in an order for pork rinds.
They bring up the issue of Bunky hiding his carrot cake under the bed. Will
thinks it's nasty, but Bunky doesn't want anyone to eat his cake. I
secretly hope that Bunky allows mold to grow on the cake, then finds a way
to sneak it into Will's suitcase.
Time for Nicole and Sheryl to take the floor and address the crowd, standard
procedure for nominated houseguests. Nicole's speech is short and sweet, something
along the lines of "It's been fun." Sheryl, once again in tears, elaborates
a little on the "it's been fun" speech to add a few words about stopping to
smell the roses.
Revelations today:
(1) Krista mentions that she loves Al Green and Marvin Gaye. I just changed
my pick to win from Hardy to Krista.
(2) Will wants to be so tan that people will call him Chocolate Thunder.
Justin forgets that his assignment is to make the Bunkster his new compadre in amore and calls Bunky a wimp for complaining
about being left out. Bunky calls Justin "insensitive." The insensitive one screams something about
people who hide carrot cake.
Nicole, Sherrie, and Autumn are discussing future strategies. Sherrie says
she knows she's out and encourages them to put up Mike vs. Shannon if one of
the other two becomes the next HofH. Nicole suggests Mike vs. Will (aka
Chocolate Thunder).
Hardy overhears Autumn talking baby talk and teases her about it. Autumn yells at Hardy to leave her alone. Hardy advises Autumn to get a thick skin. "Things aren't going to get any
better. You signed up for this and you should know how it is." I think I
heard him say under his breath, "So for Pete's sake, quit your crying." No,
wait a minute, that was me.
Bunky has figured out that Justin is coming on to him to win his trust. (Project Bunky Woo has been busted.) Autumn has figured out that Mike is doing the same to her. (Project Cry Baby Woo has been busted.) They decide to
play along. I, for one, want to be watching when Jussy and Bunky bunk down
under the covers. I certainly hope Jus's pals back home are watching, too.
It's now evening - lots of plotting and planning going on in the bedrooms tonight. Team One (Mike/Will/Shannon/Justin) are going over more schemes to take over the house. Lots of name-calling (Hardy's a p*ssy!) and then Justin interrupts (ADD?) to tell yet another story about a girl he screwed over. It appears he actually made a girl wear a bag on her head before he....well, you don't want to hear it. Unless you still like the guy. Then you NEED to hear it.
In BR#2, Nicole gives Hardy a massage out of the goodness of her heart - it has nothing to do with tomorrow's vote. Yes, she brought it up, and Hardy said he won't discuss it. And, yes, she told Hardy all the bad things Team One was saying about him (Hardy's a p*ssy!), but Hardy refuses to promise her his vote, even when the massage edges to the toppermost poppermost of his thigh.
Outside, many beers are being poured down the throats of the rest of the gang. Krista tells of her visit to the BB shrink. She then tells Sheryl,"You are out here playing cards with us because you are trying to get our votes." Sheryl leaves the table, and the rest of them discuss their plan to vote her out. Autumn interjects the "f" word (and every variation thereof) multiple times. The poor girl just can't seem to talk without her trusty friend, the "f" word.
Bunky says, "I don't care if I win. I just want Will and Shannon out; then, my work is done." Autumn replies, "I just broke a nail." (Is ADD contagious?)
First Best Line of the Day comes from Hardy: "All you girls have free passes to Hardyland." Hey, girls, what are you waiting for?
Second Best Line of the Day comes from Hardy: "Doin' Hardy takes alot out of a girl." (I have alot to give.)
Bunky is still mulling over his vote. He asks Sheryl who she would nominate if she was HofH. She chooses Shannon and Will. "I told Hardy to punch him out so I don't have to hear him anymore. He's an obnoxious son-of-a-gun. He's a spoiled brat. One of those two has to go down. It's not a personal thing."
We'll have to wait to find out which way Bunky Boy swings.
More tomorrow.
Bunny
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