| Bunny | Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 10:57 pm 
Bunny Tales
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Tuesday, July 10
Very late on Monday night, Bob/Wilson is taken to the Diary Room so he can ask for a voluntary exit.
Reverend Krista holds a service for the soon-departed watermelon.
"Bob listens, Bob observes, Bob swims...Bob is sweet to the lips." He will
leave with the first one banished, who will open Bob, take his seeds, and
plant them so that all the other houseguests can have Bobettes in the
future.
Krista says Bob will rest under Bunky's bed (with the carrot cake?) until
Thursday.
Autumn milks the others for sympathy about her sad life. She lives off
disability and child support. She takes the bus because she wrecked her
car. She says she needs to win the money. (Just, PLEASE don't start
crying!) She thinks someone is stealing her sleeping pills (she's broke but
she spends money on THAT?).
Bunky, Autumn, and Nicole have changed their minds about Kent (I guess all
the beans are gone) and say that he is growing on them.
First Best Line of the Day comes from Bunky: "I'm doing this for the
experience, and it's a BAD experience!"
Bunky also gets the Second Best Line of the Day as he talks about the enemy:
"They are as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit!"
Bunky breaks a BB rule by mentioning one of the houseguests from the last
cast: "Brittney has 20 websites about her and she didn't win." Perhaps Bunky is wishing he had brought in a supply of wigs in multiple colors.
To end the evening last night, we got great views of Mike picking his nose.
Make sure he keeps his finger out of the peanut butter, folks!
Mike and Justin whisper under the covers. When Krista comes in, Justin pretends to be asleep. Mike scolds Justin: "Nice job, just ignore her." Justin
says, "I'm going to f*** her and throw her to the alligators."
Much discussion within the anti-Justin group about his small penis. Bunky
assumes that is why Justin didn't do Nekkid Hot Tub with the rest of them.
A few of them have gotten glimpses of his apparatus and agree on its tiny
stature. For some reason, I am reminded of Senor Wences.
Autumn, the girl with the fondness for cursing, decides to read her Bible to
the others because "there is evil in the house." Immediately following her
reading, the cursing resurfaces amidst talk of body piercing. I bet this
happens in churches around the country every Sunday. Read a chapter from
Deuteronomy, then discuss the f'in six piercings in your lover's f'in
pecker.
The "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" with Hardy Report:
Hardy just wants to go to sleep. But Autumn and Bunky want to tell
Hardy how handsome he is, and they want to know if he finds them attractive.
"I would kill to have your body," says Bunky. Hardy, "Well, g-damnit, why
doesn't anyone ever say that about my personality?" Once again, Hardy is
reduced to a slab of meat.
Begging to be reduced to even a meatball, Autumn says she's not used to being the ugliest chick at the party. She wants to know if Hardy would try to pick her up if he saw her in a bar. Hardy doesn't pick up women in bars. Bunky wants to know if Hardy would try to pick HIM up in a bar - you know, if he were gay and all.
Kent is working both sides of the fence. He formed an alliance with the
Girl Group, but then later buddied up to Justin. "You gotta tell Will to
take a chill pill, man, 'cause he's p***in people off. Nobody's been saying
anything bad about you, but they're raggin' on Will."
Other points they discuss:
(1) Bunky is an instigator.
(2) Autumn is in Mike's pocket
(3) Monica and Hardy are the Wild Cards.
I wish they had discussed taking a voluntary exit with Bob.
Kent says he is concerned about editing and what his wife will see on the TV show. Yeah, bud,
don't worry about the 24-hour internet coverage, the web sites posting every
single move of every single houseguest of every single day, or the fact that all
your friends and family will probably tell her everything they know and see
and read. We'll all keep our fingers crossed that the TV show keeps your wife in the dark.
It's Tuesday morning and Sheryl is on the patio throwing out a last-minute plea
to Monica before the voting takes place. (At least she's not crying.)
Monica lets her anti-Will & Co. feelings be known. "Outside of here, these
people are the same way. It's not about competition - it's about power and
control. I am sick of m'f'ers like this." You go, girl.
Monica says she is playing the game as the stupid black woman. But, then,
what will Autumn play?
Mike has oatmeal stuck in his ear, but Dr. Will does minor surgery and gets
most of it out. Darn. I was hoping it would require a visit to the ER.
Not that I wish harm on Li'l Mikey, but I'm already tired of these people
and would gladly accept an alternate's entry into the compound.
The food supply at breakfast is low, low, low. The muffins have mold on
them, so Will opts for candy. He is upset that someone mixed the Jr. Mints
and Raisinettes together. I am sorry that BB mixed Mike and Will.
Will wishes for a lake to fish in, and Justin says, "Yeah, one with
alligators in it." I surmise he doesn't want to have to walk far to throw
Krista.
Sheryl complains that the boys are making a mess of the toilet. Hardy says he
never misses the bowl, and if he dribbles, he always wipes off the seat. And after he says this, he walks over to do the dishes. My kind of man.
Today's Revelations:
(1) Nicole says she hates the f'in "Jerry Springer Show" and won't let
her kids f'in watch it.
(2) Kent unknowingly took his wife to a gay bar the night he met her.
(Grinning here.)
(3) Someone in the house forgets to flush the toilet. I wonder if it's the
same mystery person who mixes up the Jr. Mints with the Raisinettes.
Justin's Calico C--k is as white as chalk. Will dubbed it Casper the
Friendly C--k and suggests that Will apply bronzer to the little guy. I am moved to write a song here to the tune of "Calico Cat" from the Broadway hit CATS. Remind me to do that.
I dub the remainder of the day "Tattletale Day," Nicole to Autumn: "I don't want to hurt your feelings, but..blah..blah..Mike moving in for the kill tonight..blah..blah..are you okay?" Autumn takes out her Bible, and says she's not used to being the ugliest chick at the party.
More "he said" and "she said" and then a surprise from BB. If the children want a basketball to play with, the smokers have to give up their cigarettes for 24 hours. Krista isn't too keen on this idea, since the smokers don't want to play basketball. After all, you know how exercise can cause shortness of breath.
Everyone showers and changes into nice clothing for the evening. Justin
showers and changes into a new towel.
I'll leave the HGs in the backyard for now, guzzling beer and wine. We all know where that can lead and I don't feel like staying up that late.
So, more tomorrow!
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