| Bunny | Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 08:13 pm 
Justin is gone and the House is in shock
We're saying goodbye to the Calico C--k
He was given three chances, his time is now gone
So in lieu of a summary, I'm writing this song
The footage is blurry cuz the camera's all wet
Justin peed on the thing with his Calico Pet
He took Kent's pillow. Was it softer than his?
Or did he just want a new place for a wiz?
Chance One and Chance Two, does a lesson he learn?
No, his last bridge is already starting to burn
He wants to hit Krista with a long kitchen broom
But there's more gonna happen if you're watching the room
A knife is held to the throat of K. Belle
We now know for certain he's the houseguest from Hell
Who will replace him? Heck, if I know
But I sure hope it's a good guy - a normal old Joe
He said he was joking about killing sweet Kris
Just had a few beers and felt really p**sed
But the psych was called in and she gave him the boot
So Justin no longer contends for the loot
Mike, Shan, & Will have to change up their plan
Now dear old Chilltown is down one less man
Krista is crying, she just doesn't know
That Justin had gators lined up for her toes
Some want to say bye and give him a hug
All of us need love, even a thug
His photo lives on in the Big Brother dwellin'
But Jus has departed with Bob Watermelon
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