| Bunny | Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 11:12 pm 
After Mike's call-to-order on Wednesday (Wasn't your favorite part Shannon's
hugfest?), nothing changed. All the backstabbing (don't worry, Justin
hasn't returned) continued throughout the evening.
Will can't wait to tell Bunky to "get the f*** out" when he's banished. I
guess he is over his fear that the dynamics of the game shifted with
Calico's departure.
Sherrie tells Will and Shannon she will nominate Autumn if she beats the
eviction and gets Head of Household. "Who else will you nominate?," asks
Will. Sherrie says she doesn't know. Could it be....SATAN?? (Where is the
Church Lady when you need her?)
Satan and Shannon strike up their usual undercover routine. It's old
schtick now and no one is watching. Not even the 14-year-olds.
Word to Will: If you really plan on being one of PEOPLE magazine's Most
Beautiful People, you better get that gel line going. The hair's a mess,
dude.
Today's Revelations:
(1) Shannon has had botox injections. And deodorant doesn't work for her
because she has too much testosterone. So Shannon stinks. Tell me
something I don't know.
(2) Krista has been taking Tylenol PM or Nyquil every single night for the
last four years. Perhaps this is the answer to why she seems to have slept
through Knife Night.
(3) Bunky is giving Kent a run (no pun intended) for his money in the Bumper Crop department. He says his marriage and his job were both threatened by his flatulence problem, so he takes Gas-Ex on a daily basis. The frequency of gaseous expulsions leads me to believe that Bunk left his supply at home.
(4) Nicole's eyebrows are tattooed on. Just when I thought I had counted them all, she reveals two more.
(5) Krista was married for seven years to a man and no one back home knows it. They kept it a secret from everyone, and were recently divorced. She says they'll all find out when they watch BB, and her brother will be shocked and react the way Justin would. I'm tempted to say something here, and I bet you are, too.
(6) Hardy wears white boxers. Someone get me an address. I'm buying out Walmart tomorrow.
Shannon wants the houseguests to know that if she gets voted out, it will bring an end to the good view of her backside. But that's an episode of BB I'm waiting for: Queen of the Asscheeks Banished!
Many of the group discuss Drama Queen Autumn and her constant need for attention. "She's got a screw loose," says Hardy. More like an entire nuts and bolts factory.
Krista says she wants to speak the truth and only the truth. Naught for nuttin', but I'm waiting for her to get to the point (pun intended) of why Justin was evicted.
Autumn holed up in the bedroom AGAIN this morning. She and her Bible. I wonder if there's anything in there about how ye shall react when thou finds a bag of chips on thy bed.
Krista says that Justin made her realize what she wanted in a guy. I wonder how many kitchen cutlery sets and jumbo towels she'll get for wedding gifts.
In getting ready for the live show, Mike gets upset that he can't send a message to someone via the shirt he wears. Bunky is upset that he can't do the show in the nude. I worry about the upholstery when he says this, considering the lack of Gas-Ex in his suitcase.
The show goes on. Nicole says a few "I hope the bad guys get theirs" words on live TV (I swear, I saw the horns pass from Will's head to hers right then and there).
Boogie Mike foregoes the hat for tonight and chooses a lovely spike hairdo instead. I was screaming at the screen, "It's not too late for a cap!" but the new do got some attention from Julie Chen. Score one for Boogie, now known as Spikehead Mike, because he stated earlier to Will that he plans on hitting on Julie after he is booted out.
Sheryl is the one to go and she handles her exit with grace. I noticed that her mother was a "hottie." I bet she could take on Shannon's "hottie" grandma any day of the week.
The new HofH challenge takes place after the live show. Houseguests are quizzed on trivia relating to the house and its members. Krista wins, and soon after asks the others about their choices for nomination. Shannon picks Autumn and Hardy. "Or maybe Monica," she says. Monica chooses Will and Shannon. Bunky says any of Chilltown, as does Nicole.
Will spreads the sugar on thick when Krista gets to him. As he washes the dishes and wipes off the kitchen counters, he suggests that she nominate people who don't do their share of work around the house.
BB gives the HGs pizza tonight, along with a basketball. Krista raids the HofH fridge and passes the contents all around. All food in the kitchen, leftover pizza, and anything else that is edible must be turned in to BB before bed. Tomorrow is the food challenge. (I'm sitting on the edge of my seat.)
More tomorrow.
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