| Bunny | Monday, July 23, 2001 - 04:27 pm 
Bunny Tales
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July 21
Autumn told Krista that she was going to grab a burger after the live show, then drop her son off at a relative's house in the area and head for Mike's bar with her boyfriend Tony. Is it too late to nominate her for Mother of the Year?
Kent thinks Hardy is smitten with Krista. I think Hardy is smitten with the key to the HofH room. He wears it around his neck 24/7. Guarding those M&Ms, I suppose.
Revelations:
(1) Bunky's never had a drop of alcohol. I hate to hear this. I was hoping to get him drunk one night and bring in Edward Scissorhands to make a topiary out of his chest hair.
(2) Autumn's real name is Jennifer Baker. Or maybe Jennifer Baker's real name is Autumn. I guess this will forever remain one of those great BB mysteries <sigh>.
(3) Shannon says her grandfather doesn't like black people or Latin people. He's still ahead of his granddaughter. She doesn't like any people.
(4) Shannon has sold only three houses in the five years she has been a realtor, and two of those were to friends. This surprises me, since for the most part, people who are as personable as she is usually do quite well in sales.
Hardy tells Kent that no woman has ever thrown him down and ravaged him. I'm trying to picture all the little blondes Hardy has probably dated trying to throw him over and pin him down. Hardy, you might consider dating Chynna. I bet Bunky could fix you right up, he being connected to wrestlemania.com and all.
Will and Shannon are in the hot tub; Mike and Monica are talking on the patio. Monica says, "She's [Shannon] putting him [Will] in agony. She should just go ahead and dry hump him." Hmm..in a whirlpool full of water?
Shannon tells Krista that she used to shoot rabbits. I hope my loyal readers will protect ol' Bunny from BB's Elmer Fudd when she's released from the house.
Shannon retaliates against Hardy by swishing his toothbrush around in the toilet, breaking it in the process. Best line of the Day comes from Will: "I'll never break up with you. You'll kill my f***in' dog."
Shannon says she got her idea for toilet swishing retaliation from her days in military school. I'm sure there was a marching song for that. Yeah, I think it went something like this:
I don't know but I've been told
How to clean the toilet bowl
First you use it, then don't flush
Then you scrub it with your friend's toothbrush
Will says he doesn't like country folk. Rednecks. This leads him to ask Mike why he hasn't hooked up with Krista. Mike has been trying, but she won't take the bait. It could be he just hasn't found the right rap to win her over. Or the right chapeau.
The Crap Pack decides they will try to "out" Hardy on live TV Thursday night. They think this might get them kicked out, but Will thinks they owe it to Shannon to do this. Perhaps Shannon's boyfriend can find a nice juicy lie about Will to share with the public when he comes to meet his true blue through-and-through gal that night when she's evicted. I think Big Burly Boyfriend owes her, too.
Nicole is going through her toothbrushing ritual for the night. I'm wishing that Shannon had destroyed Nicole's brushing and flossing apparatus instead of Hardy's because it is annoying to listen to.
The night ends with CT howling in the bedroom about Kent the freak and Bunky the deviant and Autumn the liar and Hardy the f** and Krista the country bumpkin and on and on about how weird everyone else in the house is. Then Mike curls up to sleep with the basketball after one last "My Life as a Thief" story from Will and some further soothing of Shannon's hurt feelings over being wrongfully nominated.
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