| Bunny | Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 09:37 pm 
Bunny Tales
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July 18, 2001
The evening ended last night with houseguests chatting about this and that. Kent says he's fine with leaving and that he never expected to get close to the grand prize anyway. (You think?)Nicole and Kent can't figure out why Krista is allowing Willtown to use her. Kent decides that "Krista is out for Krista."
Kent and Mike have a discussion about Mike's role in the house - specifically, the way he treated Autumn and Nicole. Kent tells Mike, "It would be a real d*** shame if you left this house and found out America thinks you're a f***ing p***k." (Kent, my new hero!)
Hardy tells Will that he makes him laugh. Will says he makes himself laugh. (I'm glad somebody's laughing.) Hardy comments that Will is always looking at himself. How many of you think that Will will spend part of his winnings installing a mirror over his bed? That is, if he doesn't already have one.
Wednesday morning begins with a conversation between Hardy and Kent in the kitchen. Kent: "The pain is excrutiating." Hardy: "From what?" Kent:"Boredom."
Kent: "I tell you what, some people are doing some s*** in this house that they are going to be really ashamed of." (Nose picking and bad hair aside, we could start with spaghetti slurping, booty emissions, pecker flashing, and some majorly bad dance moves.)
Hardy: "I can't wait to get out and see the s*** that is going down in here that we don't know about." (I'm sure people will cut right to the chase and refuse to butcher the truth.)
Krista confronts Kent about why he was talking about her to Nicole. Kent:"If you're concerned about me not being your friend, Krista, think about this. You nominated me. Actions speak louder than words." (I believe he stole that line from Hardy.)
Kent tells Hardy about his talk with Bunky. "I told him 'say what you will about your lifestyle, but it still comes down to two guys sucking each other's *****.'" Hardy and Kent agree that Bunky makes them uncomfortable talking about sex and hitting on Hardy. Kent says if he stays in the house and gets Head of Household, he will nominate Krista and Bunky. (Say what?! I would much rather watch Bunky hitting on Hardy than Will hitting on himself.)
The conversation moves on to Shannon and Will and their relationship.
Hardy: "Outside in the real world, Will would have nothing to do with Shannon. She ain't 'all that.'"
Kent: "I had to laugh when she was talking about Playboy and not taking it off for less than seven figures. I've seen better in a strip club for a dollar."
Hardy: "You should have told her that."
Kent: "No, I can't beat her up like you can."
You boys better be careful. How do you know Shannon didn't pack brass knuckles as one of her luxury items?
Kent practices his exit speech. It's a pretty good one and it's long. In comparison, I imagine Autumn's will be short and to the point. First word "boo." Second word "hoo." The end.
Bunky and Krista lie on the bed and talk about what it's going to be like when they're famous. Krista says she will get annoyed if people bother her for her autograph. ("Save the gators. Love, Krista.") Bunky says he asked his husband if he would be okay with people bothering them in the mall, wanting to talk to Bunky and get his autograph. ("Back hair rules. Love, Bunky.") They both agree that they hope people don't bother them in restaurants when they're trying to eat. Mike enters the room and says it's going to be "off the hook" when they get out. Bunky says Mike will have to hire extra workers at his club. (Hmm...how do you spell 'delusional?')
Bunky is worried that he won't be recognized when he gets out. Krista reminds him that the people of wrestlemania.com love him. If Bunky decides to go into wrestling, I hope he considers a name change.
Bunky is wearing a shirt today. Maybe he's sunburned on the BB2.
Mike (who is resplendent - yet repeating himself - in white bucket hat) and Will try to convince Krista that the banner yesterday was a result of the latest airing of the TV show and no longer relevant. "They edited it to make it look that way" [Justin and CT using her]. Shannon says there could be many interpretations of the banner, just like the Bible. Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Another banner flies: "W/M/S voting Kent." The Three Amigos decide they should vote to evict Autumn "because that's what Krista wants and we owe her." Hardy wonders if they will vote Autumn because the banner made them change their minds.
Will tells Mike and Shannon that if he doesn't get at least three banners tomorrow, he's going to dump Shannon. To Shannon: "Then we'll see how many fans you have. All of America is hoping you'll dump me on my head." Will, darling, I think someone dumped you on your head a long time ago. Is it too late to sue your mother's obstetrician?
Most of the group is outside when the discussion turns to birds. Shannon gives pointers on how to tell the difference between males and females. But, Shannon, what if the females have more testosterone than normal? Will some people mistake them for male birds?
Today's Revelations:
(1) Nicole and her mother used to hitchhike together. That fact answers a few questions I've had about Nicole.
(2) Autumn "got high" in her hotel room with rappers after the Soul Train Music Awards. Mike is very interested in this bit of info. Not the part about the dope, but which rappers were in her room. Vanilla Mike recognizes all the names. (Maybe his first single could be a tribute to Big Brother:"Mice Mice, Baby.")
(3) Shannon went to military school. Why haven't we seen a thong in camouflage print?
(4) Mike has a crush on Janet Jackson. Junk in the trunk and all that. And Autumn doesn't appeal to him?
First Best Line of the Day is from Kent: "I'm going into the other room to get an erection. I'll be back, but it might take me awhile."
And I have to give Second Best Line of the Day to Kent as well. BB tells Kent to put on his mike. Kent thinks they should leave him alone since he's probably leaving the house tomorrow, and they shouldn't need any more footage on him. "Big Brother, that's like telling a man about to be executed to comb his hair."
After the second banner flies, Krista is still asking for a third one to tell her who her enemies are. I'm going to fly one that says, "Krista, please see Banners 1 and 2."
Will says he needs to keep a lower profile. Hard to do when your hair is straight out of the Marge Simpson School of Hair Design.
Bunky wants to know if the guys think women bodybuilders are sexy. Shannon and Will answer "no" simultaneously. Kent says, "I never date a girl who can kick my a**."
Will says he would like to work in a zoo. The irony of his present circumstances - that of being locked in a cage - does not escape me.
Kent tells Shannon, "I came in here with no strategy, but that strategy didn't work. How does that happen?" (Kent is snappin' 'em out right and left today, folks.)
W/S/M are quite likeable today. What gives? I'm this close to inviting them over for dinner when they get out.
Shannon makes some good points to Kent. The people in the house cuss too much, and smoke too much, and they all interrupt each other. They have poor table manners, and they make excuses for bad behavior. "I don't have to talk behind people's backs, and I don't have to whisper in low tones...." Whoa! Go back a bit. I was nodding right along with you, Shan, until you got to that last part. "There's no reason to sit around and be negative. I won't participate in that. I want to find the positive thing in every person I meet." Uh-oh. Enter Jekyll and Hyde.
Shannon tells Mike that everyone at her high school reunion was "blown away" at how good she looked. Shannon wasn't as impressed with her classmates, however. "Oh, so you just had twins? Is that why you're so FAT?" Ah, back to the real Shannon. I was worried there for a minute.
Bunky suggests that the boys throw the next food challenge so that the girls don't have to eat pb & j for another week. Hardy is unhappy with this idea and lets Bunky know it. Bunky asks Kent why Hardy is being so mean. Kent says it's because Bunky won't give Hardy his space. I think what he meant to say is that Hardy is going to sock you into outer space if you don't quit trying to sleep with him.
Nicole tells Autumn that Hardy expressed the firm belief to everyone that Autumn should be home with her preschooler. This displeases Autumn and sends her into tears (surprise!). I agree with Autumn. A mother's first concern should never be her children. Rappin' wid Heavy D on MTV is
the Pri-Or-I-Tee.
Krista finally gets the banner she is looking for: "Enemy is CT. Love, Leon." That pretty much spells it out once and for all, doesn't it? It only cost about $1000 to get that message to her three times, but education doesn't come cheap.
Autumn has spent most of the day and evening crying in the bedroom. Krista says for everyone to leave her alone because she doesn't want Autumn pulling a knife on her and stabbing her in the back for nominating her. Krista continues on to say she has a fear of someone coming after her with a knife. HEL-LO!
Boogie tops off his noogie this evening with a tan Popeye number that screams "I eats me spinach!"
Autumn emerges from the bedroom at long last. Probably to escape the flood.
Right now, I need to escape to something sane.
More tomorrow.
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