| Bunny | Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 10:22 am 
Bunny Tales
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July 23, 2001
Kent and Hardy talk about missing Sheryl. They say she was "hot." I miss her, too. She was the Jackie O of Reality TV. All she needed was a pillbox hat to go with her neon yellow bikini and the whipped cream on her breasts.
The Monday morning meeting starts off with a warning from BB not to cover the mics or tamper with them in any way. HGs are then asked for a list of needed grocery items. Bunky asks for more Tylenol PM. Best Line of the Day goes to Will: "Tylenol PM in a Pez dispenser."
Nicole asks for toilet bowl cleaner. Someone says that Hardy's toothbrush didn't work well.
Will wants a different kind of conditioner. BB will oblige his request. I'm happy for Will because I know how hard it must be to break out in Hollywood with bad hair. He could always be a spokesperson for trolldoll.com if things don't work out in show biz.
Krista asks that people stop talking about her behind her back. Monica wants people to stop gathering in small groups and whispering. File these requests under Fat Chance.
Mike wants the name Chilltown buried. He says it refers only to the cold part of the house, and doesn't appreciate that banners are now alluding to it. Shannon agrees. But, Mike, just think of all the t-shirts you can sell at Belly when you get out. And you get to decide who is cool enough to buy one.
Nicole says she needs a place to sleep. Shannon warns them that one of the bedrooms will be closed down after she leaves on Thursday. Nicole later finds her sheets balled up and put on Shannon's bed. She wonders if Shannon did it, and why.
Kent asks Shannon to tell what happened with Hardy's toothbrush. She says she broke it, and that it's no one's business what happened.
Hardy: "You broke it outright."
Shannon: "I bought you a new one."
Hardy: "That's not the point."
Shannon: "Too bad, so sad. You commenced with the fourth grade games first."
Kent: "I want to know if it was intentional."
Shannon: "Are you that stupid?"
Shannon then tells Hardy he will be dealt with at a later time. Hardy: "Are you threatening me outside of the house?" Shannon: "You will be taken care of later." Hardy: "Trust me, baby, you have no idea who you are f'in' messing with." Shannon: "Woo, big strong muscle man taking on the little girl." Hardy: "What would you call breaking a toothbrush?" Shannon: "I didn't break your toothbrush."
More fussing and fighting, my friends, and then Hardy asks if there is anything else. Bunky: "Kent farts too much and it stinks."
Hardy later apologizes to Shannon for what he said. Shannon is not impressed and goes to the Diary Room to voice a complaint and express fear for her safety. I, too, fear for her life. Not from Hardy, but from too much solar exposure. Flank melanoma kills.
Miss Sun Buns says the toothbrush incident will be perceived on the outside as hilarious. Yeah, I bet they're laughing their a**es off in the Psych Ward.
Krista leaves the meeting and refuses to return. She doesn't want to be part of the ruckus.
After the meeting, Hardy gets teary on the hammock. (Somebody has to take Autumn's place.) He tells Nicole that he tried to make amends with Shannon and Will by giving them champagne for their date.
Will and Mike are playing backgammon and discussing the banners. They wonder how internet viewers are getting all the details they seem to be privvy to.(It's called bigbrotherfanclub.com, Will.) Chilly Willy tells the "f'in' nerds" who are watching the internet to "get a life." (Sorry, the zoo is closed and besides that, you do better tricks.) He says, "Don't get rid of all the cool people." Mike agrees with him, as he picks his nose.
Boogie is donned in a bright orange visor worn upside down. After he cleans his nostril with his finger, he picks the wax out of his ear and wipes it on the visor. Maybe that's why he's wearing the bill upside down today. So it can serve as a wax catcher. Good thing he chose the orange today rather than the baby blue. The golden color of the wax will blend in much better.
Mike and Will talk about all the gay people they know who are "way cooler" than Bunky, and all the black people they know who are "way cooler" than Monica. Everyone Bunny's ever met in her whole life is "way cooler" than either of these two misfits.
Shannon tells Will that she thinks the Reals might be plotting to vote out Will instead of her. Will asks her if she'll walk out with him if that's what happens. Shannon thinks she should stay.
Mike tells Will that someone told him people preened too much in the mirror on BB1. Will says he doesn't want to be known as the guy who fooled with his hair all the time. Nothing to worry about there, bro.
Will tells Mike and Shannon that 3/4 of the stories he tells are lies. Most of the HGs would know this if they ever watched Nick at Night.
A banner flies when Will, Mike, and Shannon are outside. "We love Hardy." They are miffed about it, and don't plan on telling anyone in the house about the banner. Shannon says Hardy is a closet child molester, and says modeling companies should be flying banners for her. I'm almost positive that smallhead.com is trying to get one skybound as we speak.
Shannon and Will talk about their date. Shannon calls Will "love" every other sentence. (What happened to Chocolate Thunder?) Will Luv tries to talk to the internet viewers ("nerds," "dorks"), but the feed is cut. He is upset that his cancer plan has been busted.
The HGs think the banner "W faking cancer for $" said "W faking cancer for S" with "s" being "Shannon." Looks like these banners are going to have to be spelled out for these high IQ folks.
Mike has exchanged the dyslexic visor for a white comb stuck in his hair. This may be my all time favorite Boogie look. It's so DJ Jazzy White Rapper.
Hardy gets called to the Diary Room about Shannon's threat complaint. He tells the other Reals about it and they take his side. Monica says Hardy only reacted to Shannon's initial threat, and Bunky agrees. Nicole comforts him and assures him that BB knows the score.
Shannon tells BB that $500,000 isn't enough to cover the psychotherapy they're going to need when they get out of there. Which brings me to ask, who's going to pay for mine?
Shannon is called to the Diary Room and warned not to call Hardy "gay" on the live show Thursday.
You know, I will miss Shannon. I miss Sheryl, and I miss Autumn, too. I will miss Will, and I will miss Mike. I will miss them all. If I'm just left with Monica in the end, what will I write about?
More tomorrow.
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