| Bunny | Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 09:07 pm 
In the early morning hours of Tuesday, Krista tells Nicole she is peeved at Kent but will put him on the back burner in terms of voting for now. "Mike and Will will have to be put up next."
Hardy says that if CT puts him up against Monica in a nomination, he will voluntarily leave. Hardy has just taken the position of World's Nicest Houseguest, or World's Dumbest Houseguest, depending on how you look at it.
Krista says she loves Mike to death. Just about the time I think she's got a clue, too.
She thinks Autumn is the one sending the banners. See above clue reference.
Krista changes her mind about getting all of CT out before Kent. She tells Nicole that she wants Kent out before Mike. "He trusts me, and Kent doesn't." She says Kent gives her a hard time about hanging out with CT. Nicole says she likes them all. Krista says they all deserve a second chance. Both these girls must be Libras.
Nicole goes into her bedtime teeth cleaning frenzy, flossing three different ways with three different tools. With the way she feels about dental hygiene, it surprises me that she doesn't have a Smiley Tooth tattoo. Or maybe she does, since no one can seem to make out what that one is on her shoulder blade.
Bunky wants to know who first called him Superfag. (It wasn't Bunky?) He finds out it was Will, and there is much discussion about Will being a homophobe. Personally, I hope if Bunky wins, he accepts his check in a cape and bow.
After a night's rest, Bunky begins his morning with a shower outside, bunk naked. Talk about gay pride.
Will and Mike form a rap duo and call themselves "2 Hype." "If the people on the internet want to hear an album from 2 Hype, send a banner." You boys have certainly hyped me up. I'm earmarking my tax refund for your album. After all, it could be considered a charitable donation. I do think they should change the name of the group, though, to "2 Stupid."
Mike writes a rap and shares it with Will (and us). As I listen, I come to realize why all his peeps think he's so chillin'. Not just anyone can find all those words to rhyme with Dick.
Redeeming himself from the bad rap, Boogie boogies on the dance floor in an attempt to teach some moves to Will and Bunky. I will vote to keep Mike in the house if he continues to dance. I have a soft spot in my heart for men who are light on their feet.
Speaking of Bunky, he can't quite boogie down as smoothly as his choreographer. Will has better luck. Mike promises them another lesson later. He has hopes of "2 Hype" making a video. I hope it debuts the same week as Autumn's.
A banner flies that says: CT 4 MWSKr Has To Go. Krista says, "Thank you, Autumn." I feel badly for Krista since today is her birthday. The banner fliers should be a little more sensitive. Like wait until Shannon's birthday.
Today's Revelations:
(1) Mike has a criminal record for breaking into the Warner Brothers Studios during the filming of "Batman." He had a camera hidden in his hat. I can't help but wonder which one. [Ed. note to the smokinggun.com journalist who uncovered the scandal: You forgot to give me credit for tagging our villain with the moniker "Vanilla Mike." But at least you're reading my stuff, eh? How 'bout a job?] Interesting that Mike's real last name is Carri. Not as in Drew or Jim, but as in Sissy Spacek.
(2) Shannon did a commerical in which she played a dolphin changing into a woman. She didn't say, but my guess is the woman had on a bikini. The idea of Shannon doing TV in clothing is as farfetched as an asthmatic white boy doing rap. Whoops. I spoke too soon.
(3) Hardy is color blind. Does this mean you need someone to help you dress, sweetie?
Kent tells Will that he knows Will wouldn't joke about something like having cancer. Looks like the joke's on Kent.
Mike says he doesn't care that Krista has fever blisters, that he likes her for her. He doesn't care about having sex with her, he just wants to spoon. Uh oh. I feel a Bunny rap(pit) coming on.
Yo yo yo Krista, the girl with sores on her face
I like the spots cuz they give your face grace
And I don't care a bit about sexin' witchoo
Cuz spoonin' is all that Boogie wanna do
Bunky gives Hardy a dirty look for lighting up a ciggy, since Hardy had asked everyone not to let him smoke. Monica wants Bunky to let Hardy smoke if he wants to. The two have an argument, and Monica jumps out of her chair in anger. I'm delighted to see that Monica can finally contribute something to the entertainment.
Shannon asks Krista how it feels to be hated by the internet. Krista says "I don't give a s***." I want to ask Shannon how it feels to be a body double for a dolphin.
Mike and Will think their parents would be ashamed of what they saw them do and heard them talk about on the internet. They hope they aren't watching. I'm with them on this one.
During one of Shannon's retaliation moods, she destroyed some of the HGs' food supply. She threw some cookies and cereal in the trash, thawed out some frozen foods, and put bananas in the freezer. What is it with the bananas on this show? No other fruit seems to get any time in the
spotlight. Chiquita Banana should come in as a sponsor.
Another banner flies by: (heart) 2 H N MO B KE CT4 NEED 2 GO. Krista is just raking in the positive vibes on her special day, isn't she?
And yet another banner (hey, who has this kind of dough to throw around?): NET C'S S FAKE FEAR N AWSUM CHEF
Mike and Shannon are playing backgammon. Will helps himself to a banana (Chiquita, see what I mean?). Shannon says, "Love, will you get me one, too?" Love says he'll be happy to.
Krista and Kent settle their differences. Krista tells him she is not on anyone's side, and that she wants to be friends with everyone except Autumn. She thinks Mike has a good heart (when he's not infiltrating movie sets) and she plans on visiting him after BB is over. Kent says he just wanted to know where she stood, and that he asked that question of everyone.
Krista says she is sure that Sherrie will vote for CT in the final vote. (Not if she's been watching the live feeds!)
BB gives Krista two six-packs for her birthday. She drinks most of it herself and offers Boogie a kiss. Who needs any more proof that Krista shouldn't drink?
Monica and Krista sing "Lean On Me." This seems appropriate considering the condition Krista is in.
Bunky and Nicole decorate for Krista's birthday party, and Nicole cooks a feast to celebrate. "I show love by cooking," she says. You gotta give Nicole credit. Once she dropped all the cuss words from her paragraphs, you could hear the good stuff coming out of her mouth.
Krista's family sends her a teddy bear from home that says, "I love you and I want to f*** you." Nice touch.
Nicole gets a banner from her husband: I LOVE AND MISS YOU NICOLE, SO PROUD-JEFF. Nicole cries and thanks the sky. She wishes Jeff would parachute out of the plane. Would you settle for Chicken George, Nic?
Krista pleads with BB for more beer because she hasn't reached her desired level of intoxication. She gave up two of her original supply for the beer-battered shrimp. She says she doesn't want to eat because it will ruin her buzz. "I'm going to drink the whole bottle of Nyquil." Anyone think Krista might need to leave BB and head for AA?
Mike gives us one of his blow-it-out raps: "You're sweeter than cotton candy, I wanna see you more like Mandy, 'cause I'm missing you like candy." I'm truly buffaloed as to why no recording company has picked up this dude.
Shannon has been in the house awhile and Will hasn't missed her outside. She is upset about this and shares it with Nicole. What? You mean Will is self-centered? News to all of us.
Someone's BB claim to fame is leaving his/her mark in the bathroom. Mystery Guest "leaves diarrhea on the wall," says Will, "and around the bottom of the toilet and carpet," says Nicole. Care to venture a guess as to whom it might be? Cast your vote in the Bunny's Live Feed Summary section on the Discussion Board. Once we solve the mystery, we'll award the HG who is first in the running (pun intended) with a one-month supply of diapers to help him/her get through the remaining days in the house.
Best Line of the Day comes from Bunky: "I want to look like Hardy, but I know it will take awhile."
Health Nut Shannon asks Nicole for three cigarettes to smoke. She says she is sad because she is leaving in three days. Mike says, "I thought you wanted to leave!" Shannon: "I'm scared of the outside world." You have nothing to worry about, girlfriend. The outside world has been put on Fang and Claw Alert in anticipation of your exit.
Shannon is still hungry for Will Luv's undivided attention. She sticks her head inside and asks him if he's coming out. He tells her he'll be there in a minute. He finally joins her in the hot tub. She lights up and pretends to be high after a couple of puffs. Be careful with that cigarette, Shan. Will's hair is flammable. On second thought, he IS in dire need of a trim.
Nicole tells Kent that he's not fat. Second Best Line of the Day comes from Monica: "You're not fat, you just have a big stomach."
More tomorrow.
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