| Bunny | Friday, July 27, 2001 - 08:11 pm 
Bunny Tales
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July 27, 2001
On Thursday night, Kent and Krista have a private conversation. During the filming of the mosaic project for the TV show, Will dropped Bunky's stone. Kent tells Krista that he heard Will say he did it intentionally in order to get more air time. Krista thinks Will should be the one evicted rather than Mike. (We all know she loves her some Boogie!) She is sure that Will wants to be with Shannon in L.A. Doesn't Krista realize that if Will leaves, he takes his kimono with him?
Today's Revelations:
(1) Monica says she has wanted to pose for Playboy since she was 25. Maybe she'll still be able to qualify for their Past Your Prime issue.
(2) Mike won on the game show "Supermarket Sweep." He didn't get the bonus money because he couldn't find a bag of marshmallows. Gee, we haven't heard any good marshmallow stories in awhile. Someone get Will.
Kent wants to nominate Bunky against Will because he thinks it will be entertaining for the TV folks. He thinks staging a tiff between Bunky and himself will make it even better. Nothing like unreal reality TV, I always say.
Monica and Krista discuss the nominations. Krista says she likes Will. Monica reminds her that if Mike or Will had gotten HOH, they would have nominated Hardy with probably one of them. "People still have their doubts. They don't forget stuff," says the Riddler. Oops, sorry about the Batman reference, Boogie.
Mike goes to the Diary Room for a very long time, presumably to contest the results of the HOH challenge. Krista says she thinks Kent cheated. "Our lives are on the line," says Mike as he heads to the DR. This must be similar to how he felt when he was on "Supermarket Sweep" and the clock was ticking.
Krista spills the beans about Kent's nomination plan to Mike. She says she isn't in any group and that he needs to keep his eyes open and start playing the game. I think she needs to keep HER eyes open and try to avoid men with missing teeth and others who pick their noses in public. But then again, she probably sees alot of that in Louisiana.
Monica says, "Will is very slick," and she wants him to go out before Mike. "It's just my gut feeling and my gut feelings haven't been wrong up to now." Nicole disagrees. She believes Mike has a better chance of getting HOH because he is always one of the last standing during the challenges. Kent asks, "Why do you have animosity against Will?" Monica: "I don't have animosity. He just ruffles my feathers really bad. He's not who he appears to be. He works at it from day to day... And he thinks people are stupid." Who knew Monica could take a stand?
Will and Mike whisper in the bedroom. Mike fills Will in on his conversation with Krista. Mike thinks putting up Bunky is a good idea because he thinks he can beat him. They decide Nicole cannot be trusted any longer. Don't say that out loud, boys, if you want any more meatloaf.
Mike thinks he's the laughing stock of America because he didn't know how much the groceries cost in the HOH challenge. Yeah, and America doesn't even know about the Boogie episode of "Supermarket Sweep."
The clan gathers to play "Questions and Answers." What one regret do you have? Mike replies, "Kissing Autumn." Will says, "Watching Mike kiss Autumn."
If you could kiss anyone you never have, who would it be? Nicole: "Jim Morrison" (Uh, isn't he dead?) Monica: "Hardy." (Now we're talking.)
If you could have sex with anyone in the immediate vicinity? Nicole: "All three of you at once...I'm just saying." (Tell us more, Delicate Flower.) "But not Daddy." (Nicole calling Kent "Daddy" and Shannon calling Nicole "Mama" makes me ever so nauseous, so please fast forward this game.)
Hardy says he would do Monica since he's "never had chocolate before." Monica chooses Hardy because she's never had vanilla. Heck, I've never had strawberry, so who does that leave me with?
Will would choose Alec Baldwin to play him in a movie (What? Not Donnie Osmond?). If she could have invented anything, Nicole would have invented....the vibrator. (Please, stop, STOP!)
If you could wake up tomorrow to find a newspaper headline about you, what would it say? "America's Sweetheart, baby," says Krista. Of course, that would just be part of it. "America's Sweetheart Gets Drunk as a Skunk and _____" (Fill in the blank - the possibilities are endless.)
Kent and Bunky retire to the HOH room. Bunky says he's not comfortable with Kent nominating him after all. They decide that Krista may be a better choice. "She's just like Autumn, another unwed mother redneck chick. She ain't no beauty queen and she's not America's sweetheart," Kent says. But she WILL get naked in a hot tub, right, fellas?
Kent remembers that everyone begged Krista to nominate someone from CT, but she refused. "She doesn't care about any of us." Bunky says the message he gets from her is that she is playing only for herself. "Even the banners say she is part of CT." (So much for that banner from her brother.)
Hardy, Monica, and Nicole join Bunky and Kent and all agree they don't know where Krista's allegiance is. They all say they will support Kent if he wants to nominate her with Mike.
Will says that Shannon mouthed "I love you" to him when she left the house. Of course, she told Julie Chen she had never said those three little words. "I'm the hunter," she said. Yeah, we know. The camouflage, the testosterone, the football player's neck.
Will is sorry that he didn't get to say a proper goodbye to Shannon. No mention that his minute of farewell time was pre-empted by Boogie's "bon voyage rap."
Kent wonders what words he could use to justify nominating Krista. Monica says, "She nominated you last week." Later Monica tells Kent: "I have to say this to you. I'm having a delayed reaction to a comment you made, only jokin'. Like I told Krista, like I told you all, people don't forget how people vote. So, know that. You have to remember what kind of tone .. what you put out there ..."
After Monica is gone, Kent says to Nicole and Hardy, "I must admit that I am very ignorant when it comes to talking to Monica. I don't always grasp the meaning of what she says." None of us do, Kent. Could it be the result of an ongoing sugar high from working in her candy store? I sure know what a good Butterfinger can do to me.
Nicole says Monica gives her angry looks in the kitchen. (Nic, if you would just fix the fried chicken Monica asked for last night, all would be well. Let the chicken take one for the team.)
Kent says he doesn't really hate Will that much. "He just got caught up with bad people." And remember, he loves animals. His mama said.
Kent and Nicole both think Hardy is going after Krista, and they don't understand it. (Free crawfish?) They also don't understand why Shannon cleaned the toilet with Hardy's toothbrush. "She thought it was funny," says Nicole, "but I don't think it was. In the real world, I would have no problem with her. But in here...."
The HGs begin Friday with a food challenge. They must answer questions related to food in order to win the products in each of the food groups. Monica misses her questions, so no dairy for the week. Krista misses hers, too, so they won't be getting any fruit. Everyone else does well. I think Monica would have done better had the questions not made sense.
Will plays up to Kent today. They are alone on the b'ball court shooting the breeze. Will tells Kent that since he is so hated, it makes sense to keep him in the game. "I could never beat you in the finals. It's a game and you have to look out for yourself. You have friends here but they won't be your friends on the outside." (Kent has friends?) Kent: "Everyone's telling me you want to go." Will: "That's not the case at all."
Will and Kent talk about Krista. Will: "This whole show is about Krista. She gets everything: birthday dinner, stuffed animals, beer, Nyquil. I haven't gotten s***. (Give the poor doctor some hair conditioner.)
They diss Autumn. Will: "Someone had to be The Crier." (Good casting by CBS.)
Then Shannon's name comes up. Kent: "I'm sorry, but she wasn't my type. I don't want a woman who can kick my a**. I like softer women like Sherrie. Sherrie was hot!" (Well, both have an assortment of camouflage clothing, so I'm impartial at this point.)
On to Nicole: "It would be a great comeback if she won. She's pretty smart. She could easily win against you, me, and Mike. She could probably beat Hardy." (Over my dead body!)
Kent goes into the HOH room to find a package from his family. He bursts into tears and cries for awhile, using alot of tissue (Autumn left some behind?).
Two banners: "NET C'S- (heart)S TOP & KE IS EXACTLY RIGHT" and "M BATMAN CAPER OUT BAD RAP?" Kent thinks the second one is about Mike planning to rap about Bunky in his cape.
Hardy is curious about the first banner. He thinks he might have to be more observant where Krista is concerned. "Like I'm always saying, 'Actions speak louder than words.'"
Will tells Boogie about the Batman banner and asks him if he knows anything about it. Mike is stunned by this news (POW! ZAP! ZING!)and agrees to tell Will the story in the bathroom "where the internet can't pick it up." Monica comes into the bathroom, so the guys take it out to the b'ball court. Mike tells the story and Will thinks it's hilarious.
Everyone is called in for the nominations. Kent chooses Mike and Krista. I'm feeling sorry for poor Mike today. Two hits in one day. And he doesn't even have a hat on to pull down over his face.
Krista is glum but attributes it to not knowing where her daughter is. She feels a headache coming on and goes to take a nap. I suppose this means she subscribes to that old adage, "When one doesn't know where one's children are, try to sleep it off."
Mike is very upset about the nominations. "Clearly I'm one of the better players in here, but if you don't know an answer to a certain question at a certain point, then you're screwed. It's like a movie and the extras have taken over the movie. They are the extras and we are the stars and they have taken over. This isn't right. This isn't the way it was supposed to go down." Says who?
Hardy asks Mike what really happened with his toothbrush since Shannon would never tell him. Mike tells the whole story. Hardy says he wished Shannon good luck when she left and he meant it. He knows this is just a game and wants to be friends with everyone after it's over. I think he needs to call "Ollie ollie oxen free" and let all the other HGs' toothbrushes come out of
hiding. Shannon's gone!
Hardy tells the others not to talk to him any more about nominations, votes, alliances, or the game. "You can talk to me about the weather." That just cut his on-air time in half. Bad for him, bad for me.
More next week.
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