| Bunny | Thursday, August 02, 2001 - 11:17 am 
Bunny Tales
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July 29, 2001
On Saturday night, BB gathers the HGs for some scary entertainment. I remind BB that we already had that with the Three Shaved Mice earlier. Shearing the wool from Boogie's little lambs would work as a promo for "Scary Movie 3" in my book.
BB brings out the Ouija board. Will and Mike manipulate the board to "spook" the other HGs. Krista leaves the game when Ouija spells out the name of her deceased mother. The calamitous duo think it's their best scam yet.
Nicole answers more questions about her ESP (Expertly Sizes Penises?). I want to know if she can tell who has a calico and who has plain.
Monica is feeling more free to let her burps fly. Manners be damned. This has got to be the most gaseous cast in television history. Was this on the application? We all know the Tylenol PM is stocked in mass quantities, but I bet the Gas-Ex shelf is depleting rapidly as well.
Will shadows Nicole in the house in order to convince her to align with CT. He doesn't care if she wins, but he doesn't want Bunky or Monica to win. He reminds Nicole that Monica doesn't do any chores around the house. He says if he gets HOH, he will protect her and put up Bunky and Hardy. She says she doesn't know if she can trust him. "I like you guys, but you f***ed me
once. I don't know that you won't do it again." Banner to Nicole: "They will."
Nicole and Kent discuss the impending eviction. Nicole wonders if Krista is a bigger threat than Will or Mike. Kent says they need to stick with their plan and get CT out. "If Krista or Will gets HOH next week, we're in trouble. But this week, Mike needs to go." Kent thinks Krista will
nominate Will if she gets HOH. "She knows the score. She knows the numbers are with us."
Kent wants Mike to go "because he's a Gator fan." I think Kent has that wrong. It's Justin that's a fan of gators.
On Sunday morning, Will is listening to Krista badmouth Kent. She says she wishes she could hit him, or that he would slip and fall and lose his tooth. Why is it that all BB women bent on revenge choose acts of retaliation relating to dental hygiene?
Will tells Krista that he is trying to keep a low profile (with that hair?). Krista says she didn't nominate him, even though everyone else wanted her to, because she likes him. Will: "I'm acting mean, but in the Diary Room, I'm not." He goes on to say that he was mad at Hardy for his nomination, "but I'm okay with him."
Krista says the live show is going to be "off the hook." "I'm going to say what I have to say. There is nothing they can do about it." (Except send you back to your waitress job empty-handed.)
Will: "When the time comes, Kent's friends won't back him up. They'll bail."
Krista: "Oh, yeah, hopefully it will come down next week."
Will: "If I get HOH, I'm voting Hardy out."
Krista: "I gotta get Kent out."
Krista tells Will that she's worried how America is perceiving her. I think BB should put her mind at ease and make it the next America's Choice question. Do you see Krista as (a)America's Sweetheart (b) The next mayor of Opalousas (c) Spokesmodel for the Gator Preservation Society, or (d) In need of rehab?
Will and Krista continue their talk. Will thinks Nicole is trustworthy, but Krista sees her as loyal to Kent. Krista says she will be the most hated person in the house if she gets HOH. Will tells her he must vote for Mike to stay and he hopes she understands. Krista says she wants to say something mean to Kent's daughter in her speech. Will suggests that she address his wife as well. Krista doesn't want to "go down looking stupid." (Yes, that would be a bit redundant at this point.)
Today's Revelations:
(1) Krista wants to be a respiratory therapist. Strange career for a person who smokes like a house on fire.
(2) Hardy has a history of being dumped by women. Who are these women, and what are they on?
Krista asks Will why he didn't walk out with Shannon. He says didn't want to leave Mike Boogie. I say it's because he didn't want to wash his shorts.
Will thinks Krista should stay in L.A. because she now has "star power." To channel into what? Commericals for Pabst Blue Ribbon, Nyquil, and Cold Sore Be Gone?
Krista tells Will that she wanted to push Autumn to the limit and make her walk out. Maybe she said float out, I'm not sure.
Hardy wins the America's Choice phone call by 34 votes (I bet the turtle came in second) and goes to the Diary Room to talk to his grandmother. She tells him he looks great (I concur), that he's doing a good job (I concur), and that his home town loves him (how soon can I pack?).
Mike thinks Hardy must have cried in the Diary Room; otherwise, how could he have won? Well, for starters, I've never seen him pick his nose even once. And furthermore, ARE YOU BLIND? Mike decides it's "nothing but freaks" calling in. He might be right about that, but they are freaks with good taste.
Bunky says one girl could have called 1000 times just to show Hardy how much she loves him. (I promise, I didn't even call once! The vote happened right after he said "pee pee.")
Will encourages Mike to continue to fight to stay in the house. "Talk to Nicole and see what happens." Mike says he doesn't want to betray Krista. Will says, "Tell me why. Because you don't want to look like a d***? Too late, man, the party's started." I will now stand up and applaud Mike Boogie for his allegiance to his friends. When he loves, he truly loves.
Will: "One of the good things about being on the bad side is that you can make deals and then break them. Me, you, and Nicole will remain a team. Nicole hates Kent. We gotta make the deal now, or in two weeks, we're gone." He tells Mike that after Krista is evicted, he should say, "What the f***? I asked to be kicked out to protect Krista and you vote her out? I'm going to find out who did this!" and then accuse Bunky.
Best Line of the Day goes to Will: "G strings are like kryptonite."
Second Best Line of the Day also goes to Will: "It's clear from America's Choice that I'm the most hated person here. Will I be able to go to the grocery store without getting beat up?"
Third Best Line of the Day goes to Bunky when Will asks him if he believes in the Ouija board. "I don't believe in spirits, but if they were going to communicate with us, they wouldn't do it through Milton-Bradley."
Bunky thinks Will should get a job playing an evil doctor on a soap opera when he gets out of the BB house. If I were Will's agent, I would advise him to do just that. Think of the money he would save on acting lessons.
Mike is hoping that a line he said during his nomination speech is becoming the new "Make my day." I hate to disappoint him, but it's impossible to pick up a catch phrase when none of us heard it. The 24/7 live feed coverage didn't carry it, nor did the TV show. Better come up with another one, Boogie.
Mike to Will: "Dude, Concord NH is in an uproar right now. They're going to get in a caravan and head down to Knoxville and ..." He thinks Concord NH is reciting his new catch-phrase, too.
Mike speculates that "maybe Krista wants to go." "Now you're talking," says Will. Interject more plotting and planning here.
Mike and Will discuss Shannon's departure. Will says that Shannon left because she wanted to make him happy more than she wanted to stay in the house. (Or maybe it was because the others unanimously voted her out.)
Nicole discovers that someone ate some of her veggie burgers. Check Boogie's hat for a hidden camera. Perhaps he caught the culprit on film.
Bunky doesn't like Hardy's new attitude. Nicole says she can't figure Hardy out. He won't help Bunky exercise and he won't eat what Nicole cooks. Bunky says he is spoiled and "high on himself."
Krista is alone with Hardy, who is a little depressed. He says he feels "doomed," hates being alone, and can't trust anyone. He has so much he would like to share with someone else. He has so many doubts about women now. Yeah, being locked in close quarters with the likes of the BB women will do that to you, Hardy. But try a few days in the Bunny cage, and you'll be a changed man. That's a promise.
More tomorrow.
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