| Bunny | Friday, August 03, 2001 - 09:10 am 
Bunny Tales
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July 30, 2001
Kent emerges Sunday night from the HOH room where he's been all day. Monica thinks he needed some space from the HGs. I know the feeling.
BB gives them a game to play. While others try to figure out the how-to instructions, Krista walks around the house counting light bulbs. Counting loose screws should be next on the agenda.
Krista puts her head in Boogie's lap and he lets one rip. She flaps the pillow and tells him he stinks. He is sorry. "It just slipped out." I'm giving his number to Poots Anonymous. The boy needs help. And so does a girl who continues to spoon with a guy who farts in her face.
Mike shares another of his wonderful little "My Life as a Criminal" stories, this one being about the time he stole watches in Switzerland. Give it to Mikey! He'll steal it!
Will tells Nicole that there are people "out there" who transcribe every word they say on the net. Well, not every word. Sometimes you muffle the sound on the mike, and we can't catch it. Or sometimes you're boring, so we switch the feed. Or sometimes we don't know how to spell some of the words Nicole says.
Monday morning starts with a close-up shot of Kent preening in the bathroom mirror. No Monday morning should have to begin this way.
Bunky and Kent go outside to talk. Bunky says he might move to L.A. where people are more tolerant of his lifestyle. "You guys would be better off out here. Gay everywhere," says Kent.
The two discuss Hardy's new "Don't Ask, I'm Not Telling" policy in reference as to how he's voting and playing the game. Kent says, "As far as I'm concerned, Hardy goes. Know what I'm saying?" Kent, your name is mud. Know what I'm saying?
It's time for the Weekly Meeting, which always begins with a grocery list. Nicole says they don't have enough cumin or soy sauce. Hardy says he noticed a lack of cumin in the house. (Hardy har har)
Nicole says they also need zucchini (I'm assuming she means the regular kind, not the Bunky-stuck-on-the-desert-island kind), other vegetables, paper plates, and toilet cleaner. Monica asks Nicole why she thinks it's her job to clean the toilet. (Well, since Shannon left, somebody's got to do it.)
She and Hardy come down a little hard on the Queen of Clean and ask that she relax her cleaning ritual a bit or cease complaining about it. Nicole just wants the others to help more. I say there's no chance of that because the kitchen and bathroom are in No Smoking zones.
Mike wants BB to keep its promise to provide alcohol. Kent wants them to keep their promise to give him more cigarettes. I want them to keep their promise to give me 24/7 live feed coverage.
Will and Krista want face creams and conditioner. Krista says she has alligator skin. (I'll let this one ride.)
The discussion moves along to complaints about temperature, and then ends with Bunky apologizing to the group for his gas problem. Don't be silly, Bunky. Big Brotherly love means never having to say you're sorry.
It's time for the nominees to speak.
Krista: "All I have to say is, the people in here who know me, know me." And can she have some Lubriderm? Mike says he already said what he had to say at the nomination table. Mike, the star of the show, is cheating me of a great speech.
The meeting is over. Kent warns Hardy that if he doesn't form an alliance with them, he is taking a risk of being voted out. And, Kent, I'm warning
YOU! Leave that boy alone. Gee, I already told you once.
Nicole is upset about the outcome of the meeting and is on a cleaning rampage. Could someone please send that girl to New York? Bette Midler has a project going there that's just made for Nicole. But first, a quick stop by my house is in order.
Hardy is angry with Kent about the warning and complains about it to Will. He says HOH has gone to his head. (I think it's gone to his feet. Have you seen him in those slippers?)
Kent has had it with the ants in the house. He's even accusing them of stealing his cigarettes. Kent is running out, that's for sure, and it won't be a pretty sight when the withdrawals begin. Not that it is now.
Hardy talks to Nicole about the two of them aligning with Krista and Monica and pushing Kent out. If he gets HOH, he will nominate Bunky because he is tired of Bunky acting like his mother. Nicole doesn't want to align with Monica because Monica "is p***ing me off and she hates me." Nicole says Monica is trying to make her look bad for cleaning while she sits and smokes, naps, and plays Backgammon all day. Hardy says that Monica did do the dishes that day. Nicole says that is all she did. I think I missed the part where Krista and Hardy were working their tails off in the cleaning department.
Nicole approaches Hardy about keeping Mike in the house over Krista. Hardy will not agree to it. And he wants Will out next because he considers Will a threat. Nicole thinks they should align with Kent and Bunky rather than Krista and Monica.
Nicole tells Hardy that Mike has been speaking to her through Will about immunity deals because he doesn't want Krista to see him talking to her.
She talks to Hardy about switching his vote from Krista to Mike. She thinks they need to get Will on their side. (That's right. He'll soon have no one to play with.) She assures him that Bunky and Kent would be the next ones nominated if Will is the next HOH.
Hardy won't agree to vote against Krista.(Sending her back out to the world before her fever blister clears up just wouldn't be gentlemanly.) He says he can see himself partying with Mike outside the house, but inside he considers him a cutthroat. (Nope, wrong houseguest.)
Krista enters the conversation and they tell her they are talking about Kent. She says that Kent is trying to form an alliance against the women.
(Krista, that was in Episode One. Where have you been, girl?) She says if she gets HOH, she is nominating Bunky and Kent. (And Will slides to third base.)
Nicole reminds Krista of the CT banner she received. (Banner? What banner?)
Krista runs to Monica and repeats everything to her that was said about Kent. Monica tells Hardy that Bunky, Kent, and Nicole are sticking together. "I see all," says Monica. Now I know why she wears a turban all the time.
Kent wants to have a secret meeting in the HOH room with the folks he considers part of TOP: Bunky, Nicole, and Monica. Monica doesn't think it's a good idea. Scratch one for TOP.
Kent tells Hardy that he sees the two of them in the finals along with Bunky. Earlier, he told Nicole that he saw himself with her in the finals along with Bunky. Hardy and Nicole compare notes and turn on Kent. Hardy is also still upset about Kent's earlier warning.
Nicole confronts Kent about what she and Hardy have learned. Hardy is not happy about this. He believes Kent will turn on him now and try to get him out. Nicole says she did it "just to bust Kent."
Bunky is pressing everyone to tell him what is going on. (I can't help you there, Bunk. I'm having a hard time figuring it out myself.)
BB gives them a dozen beers. I need one, too
Bunky confronts Hardy and wants to know if Hardy has a problem with him. Hardy answers that yes, sometimes he does. Bunky tells him to come to him
directly if he has a problem rather than discuss it with others behind his back. (But as long as you're back there, Hardy, would you mind touching up the BB2? I can't make it out anymore.)
Bunky is angry at Hardy and pulls Monica aside to fill her in on what Hardy said. He tells her that Nicole told Hardy everything Bunky said to her, and she also told Bunky everything Hardy said to her. (Are you following this, dear readers? Because I sure as heck am NOT. But it sounds like Nicole needs to zip it.)
Kent goes to Monica and says he may go to Mike and discuss cutting a deal to keep him in the house. (Oh, please do. He's ready to dance again, I just know it.)
Bunky tells Kent that Nicole has "gone over to the dark side." Kent doesn't believe it and asks if Bunky has proof. "She told Hardy everything I told her, and Hardy confirmed it." (I told you I saw horns on Eviction Night One.)
Krista announces that she is having two beers and some wine. Kent says,"Ain't she special!" and knows better than to get between a girl and her
alcohol.
Krista wants to know what is wrong with Kent. Hardy says he is upset because everything blew up in his face. He wants him gone next week. Krista says, "He's gone, baby!" This means Bunky will be all alone. Another BB love match split in two.
Today's Revelations:
(1) Krista wants "a boob job and a tattoo." Going under the knife shouldn't scare her. She probably won't even remember it. And as for the tattoo, well, which beer company do you think will pay the most to have its product advertised on Krista's arm?
(2) Bunky is given some Grecian Formula to dye his hair (what hair?). He is thinking about using it on his chest. Getting ready to audition for "Planet of the Apes 2," maybe? Just kidding. With all the other males in the house shaving every last body hair, it's nice to see someone embrace his furriness.
(3) Paula Abdul is Krista's idol. Straight up, now tell me, Krista, is this for REAL?
Krista wants everyone to have "that feeling of love" they had when they first came into the house. No, no, no, Krista. Venom makes better TV. So does your drinking.
Hardy, Monica, and Krista say they are UT, the Untouchables, and that Boogie has to go so they can go forward for the win. Hardy says his plan may have changed from getting out CT. "Don't get me wrong. I like Kent. I think he's a good guy. But today he showed his colors." (How could you see them, Hardy? Aren't you color blind?) Monica says that Kent was trying "divide
and conquer" tactics.
Nicole asks Hardy if they have an understanding. Hardy says, "I want it to be me, you, and Krista. I want it to be you and Krista in the end. Don't feel bad about putting me out over Krista if you get HOH. She's living on less than I make in a week, and she has a kid." Hardy says he is really disappointed at the way things went down with Kent. "I really liked him."
Okay, so let me get this straight. Kent is being demonized because he told Hardy he wanted to see Kent-Bunky-Hardy in the final three and he told
Nicole he wanted to see Kent-Bunky-Nicole in the end. YET, Hardy tells Monica it's going to be
Hardy-Krista-Monica in the final three and he tells Nicole that it's going to be Hardy-Krista-Nicole. Take a deep breath, and then give Hardy twenty lashes with a wet toothbrush.
AFter talking to Hardy, Nicole gallops to Will to let him know that he will be free next week, because Kent is going to go up. "You know, I really dig you and I really do dig Mike."
Now, let me get something straight. Everyone was upset with Krista last week because she was betraying confidences, right? And now we have
Nicole running around telling every single thing she knows to every single person she can find. Take a deep breath, and then give Nicole twenty lashes with a wet toilet brush.
People, people, people, where have all the cowboys gone?
More tomorrow.
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