| Bunny | Saturday, August 04, 2001 - 10:15 am 
Bunny Tales
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August 1, 2001
Late Tuesday night, Krista and Mike were planning their exit speeches. Krista wants Mike to say he's going to make a trip to Knoxville to take care of some business. (Boogie Corleone?) "You have to say this. It'll be great. It'll mess Kent up when he's in the back for his interview. He'll be freaking out, 'Oh, Julie, he's going to get my kids!'" (Once again, America's Sweetheart pours out the love.)
Mike says he's going to talk about going to Knoxville on the live show. Hardy says, "That's not cool." Mike says he's just kidding. (The name of this episode will now be changed to "Boogie Gets a Conscience.")
Will asks Mike to tell him about the spooning action with Krista. Mike says they nuzzle and he has kissed her on the forehead because he is trying to stay away from her cold sore. (C'mon, Boogie, give us a rap - Hey there, sistuh, with yo' fever blistuh....)
It's Voting Wednesday and BB wakes up the HGs.
A banner hits the skies first thing: DISGUSTED N YOU PROMISED ME SHERYL.
Nicole says that now everyone will think she's a freak who is trying to keep Mike in the house.(No, just a freak who needs a barette.) Krista says it's no secret that Will is working to have
Mike stay, but that Mike wants no part of it. (Guess again, Kristabelle.)
Nicole later decides that Sherrie didn't send the banner. We all know that if Sher was going to waste several hundred dollars sending a message to another HG, it would be for Hardy. In fact, Sher, could you work on fixing me up after "Hard Body's" exit? I promise to take you with us.
And here comes another one: AM CHOICE-V KR OUT LIES 2 ALL. Krista is visibly upset about this one. Will says, "You gotta remember. It's just a few internet freaks; it's not America." (Well, I'm more of a tennis freak myself, but hey....)
Nicole worries that she is being portrayed as the Most Hated Woman in America. No, just the Most Tattooed.
Best Line of the Day comes from Will after Krista says she was worried about going into the hospital where her friends would see her "buck naked." Will: "They can see you buck naked for Nyquil, but not in the hospital."
Krista and Mike have a heart-to-heart talk about the CT alliance. Krista confirms that her brother sent the banner, and she wants to know why. Mike denies that anyone in CT ever said anything bad about her. (Watch out, Pinocchio.)
He tells her that Justin went after Autumn first and was turned down, so he made a play for Krista next. Justin never said anything about using Krista and then letting Mike have her (no, I think the alligators had first dibs).
Mike says he doesn't want to walk out of the house looking bad in the eyes of the public and he doesn't want to take the win away from Krista (Boogie the Benevolent).
"I chose that route: Chill Town, Chill Town. I knew they were good people; however, I know they didn't look good to the public. I know now that people don't relate to them. They relate to the common people. (Watch your step, Buster.) I got stuck in the middle. I wanted to be with the people I trusted."
Krista: "I knew who you were the first week - an awesome dude." Krista's one up on me. I only knew he had alot of hats.
Mike: "I don't act like this in real life -because I don't have to be around Kent." (Now, now, Mikey, play nice.) This was a once-in-a-lifetime experience and it got all f'd up."
Krista asks him who he wanted to hook up with. He says her, Shannon, and Sherrie.
Mike is sorry he aligned himself with the Bad Guys. (Jiminy Cricket is alive and well.) "Justin, Will, and Shannon were being very mean and it rubbed off on me. When I met you, I had to focus on the bigger picture...show what a nice person I am...my image is very important to me. I wonder if it is too little, too late." (Probably.)
Nicole tells Hardy she would like to vote out Mike first, then Kent, Bunky, and Monica in that order. From most fun to watch to most boring.
BB asks the HGs to make a list of their favorite dinners. Hardy chooses turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes. (Consider Hardy invited to my house for Thanksgiving.) Bunky wants a burrito(euphemism?). Krista wants a quarter pounder and fries, topped off with a fish filet for dessert.
Krista says to "talk no s*** to Boogie...he is freaked." Will says, "Yeah, he is upset." Monica asks everyone to let him have some time alone. "It wasn't your time to go," she tells Mike.
Kent tells Hardy, "I don't know what the f*** happened between me and you. I'm still trying to figure it out." Hardy replies, "I felt like you backed me against the wall - sincerely." Kent: "No, I wasn't really. I just didn't understand why you didn't want to participate anymore." Hardy: "I just said I didn't want to talk about it anymore." Kent: "No, you stood there and said you didn't want to be part of any alliance anymore." Didn't these guys ever read I'M OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY?
Krista asks for some booze to be thrown over the wall. She is upset that BB won't give them beer tonight. "We can each take four Benadryl and drink two glasses of wine." What is Krista's favorite beer? I want to buy some stock in the company in case she wins this thing.
Hardy doesn't understand why women dump him. "I bring flowers every date, even after six or seven times." (Hardy, I like pink roses.)
Nicole says she doesn't understand it either because he's the "complete package."(I guess Shannon willed the word "package" to Nicole before she left.)
Nicole and Krista promise Will they won't put him up for nomination. In return, Nicole asks that he not nominate Hardy. Will hopes that Shannon will understand that he is just doing what he has to in order to save himself. And, therefore, save his package.
Nicole tells Will that she will throw HOH until Monica and Bunky are gone. She doesn't want to nominate them. (Then they won't vote against you in the end, right?)
Krista says, "Will, you said we could spoon when Boogie left." Oh, so Will's next? I just placed a bet in Vegas on Hardy.
More tomorrow.
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