| Bunny | Saturday, August 04, 2001 - 01:17 pm 
Bunny Tales
Welcome to the Live Feed Summaries!
August 2, 2001
It's Eviction Thursday. Krista and Boogie have been up all night. Krista says she has a secret to share with Mike and that she will tell him right before he leaves the house.
Mike says he is starting to worry about stories he has told in the house. Krista says she feels the same way. (Jiminy Cricket by osmosis).
Bunky begins his workout. Hardy accuses Bunky of stealing his warm-up routine. (Lay off the boy, Hardy. He's inspiring America!)
BB announces that it's time to practice for the HOH competition. It's going to be another one using trivia questions about the HGs.
BB gives the HGs a vacuum cleaner. Bunky had requested it and said he would vacuum everything in sight. When it arrives, Nicole asks him if he wants to vacuum, but he pretends he doesn't hear her. So whoosh, there's Nicole.
BB instructs the others to stay outside while Nicole vacuums. Monica and Krista get irritated and want to go back in the house. (It's a condition of Slob Disease.)
It's time to get ready for the Live Show. Krista decides to wear a shirt from Belly (natch). So does Mike, only his has Justin's home town scrawled on the front and "C-Town" on the back. Nicole looks splendid in a green blouse, and Bunky is Bunky-esque in a bowling shirt and tennis shoes. Monica can't find a head scarf to match her shirt (check Boogie's bag). Kent is spiffy. Hardy is wearing angelic white. Will loses the big flower shorts and goes with a silky '70s shirt (What? No leisure suit to go with it?).
Will hides his kimino in Boogie's bag as a surprise (awww...I'm loving Will today).
Mike gives a dignified exit speech (high five, buddy) but Krista's is full of venom targeted for Kent. She promises payback if she stays in the house. (So much for Southern grace and gentility.)
Julie Chen interviews Kent in the HOH room. He says he doesn't mind the nicknames like "Daddy," (but, Julie, I do). He mentions banners (uh-oh) that made Krista look bad.
The vote is announced and Mike is banished. He yells, "Paroled!" He and Krista say their goodbyes. Mike gives her a pet rock.
Hardy wins the HOH competition. He says he already knows which HGs he will nominate.
The America's Choice question: The HGs would like a pet. Which would you like them to take care of for one week? A potbellied pig, a hamster or a goldfish? (Krista already has the rock.)
The live show is over, and Krista heads for the bedroom to cry over the loss of the love of Boogie. It is still soaked from her cry two weeks ago over the loss of the love of Mack the Knife.
Will comes to comfort Tiny Tears. She holds Kent responsible for Mike's eviction. "I just want to punch him in the face. Tennessee piece of s***. When I see him out of this house, I'm going to hit him right in the mouth. I'm going to say, 'Kent, I hope there are no hard feelings.' Then, kick! Piece of s***."
Will tells her she should move to L.A. and become a star. (Women's prison movies?)
Krista tells Monica that Hardy is going to nominate Will and Kent, and that she wants her to vote out Kent. Monica says, "No problem."
Kent tells Bunky he knows he's going home next. Bunky tries to reassure him. They really do make the cutest couple, don't they?
Nicole tells Hardy she threw HOH. She didn't want to be the one who nominated Kent (because he might vote against you in the end, right?). Hardy doesn't like hearing this and tells her never to mention it again. Yeah, Nicole, you are cheating us! We want to see you do something besides cook and clean and talk about sex.
Bunky tells Hardy that he will vote the way the group wants him to. (What? And betray the man you love? Shame, Bunky, shame!)
Hardy tells Nicole that he wants HOH one more time and he will do something that will shock all of America. (Propose to Bunky?)
Hardy says he needs to get his laundry ready to send out for cleaning since it is one of the perks of being HOH. Nicole says, "You •••••••." Uh-uh-uh, Nicola. You can't throw HOH and then whine about your dirty undies. It just ain't fittin'.
They all sit down to dinner. Will wolfs down his food. Nicole tells him he needs to learn to breathe between bites. He says she never had a brother trying to steal her food. She tells him there is no one trying to take your food now. I want to tell her that his mother isn't there either, but she is doing a nice job filling in.
Krista wants to know how Will is coping with the loss of Shannon and Mike. She is still crying because she misses Mike. Nicole thinks this will go on for days the way it did when Justin left. What's wrong with that? She will cry alot because she misses Mike; she cried alot because she missed Justin; and I'm sure she cries alot because she misses her daughter, but it's done in that secret place where the cameras can't see.
BB gives the HGs popcorn and gathers them in the living room to watch the video they recorded. They are all proud of the result.
Following the music video, BB decides to air Mike's farewell speech to Krista. It's a love thang, and there's not a dry eye in the house (everyone is so happy that it's not all rap). The other HGs say they never saw that sweet side of him. Will tells Krista he had no idea that Mike felt that way about her. Boogie's PR rep is jumping for joy.
Kent and Nicole discuss Krista's instant attachment to Justin, then Mike. Kent says that maybe it's because people in her past haven't treated her well. (Oh, Grasshopper, you are so wise.)
Krista says her message to Boogie wasn't as good as his was to her. "I can't imagine us writing wedding vows. (Wedding vows???) He'd blow me out of the water." Well, if they do get married, Boogie gets to wear the veil.
Nicole tells Kent she no longer wants to talk about strategy. Kent says it's a good idea, because it has only gotten him into trouble. They talk about how nice Will has gotten, and decide that maybe Shannon was a bad influence.
Bunky tells Kent that if it's down to Will and Hardy in the end, he will vote for Will to win "because of the way Hardy treats me." Kent and Will are puzzled as to why Hardy is so supportive of Krista. Kent says he worries that Hardy was "a phoney" all along. Bunky says that Hardy is a threat because he is winning HOH every other week. I say he is a threat because Bunky is beginning to develop a taste for zucchini.
"We've got freaks here shaving their body, and spending the night plucking their eybrows, we've got women with pierced body parts. One of the reasons I quit smoking - I have an excuse to stay away from them." (He forgot sword swallower and bearded lady. Oh, okay, just bearded lady.)
Bunky is miffed that Hardy complains about Bunky's burping problem but never calls Monica to the carpet on hers. I think Bunky is missing a perfect opportunity here to form a partnership with Monica to represent all the Belchers of America. Use the extra gas to propel you to the finish line, and may the best burp win.
Kent and Bunky decide that Hardy's strategy is brilliant and they respect him for it. I just respect the way he looks in white.
More tomorrow.
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