| Bunny | Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:46 am 
Bunny Tales
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August 3, 2001
Bunky tells Kent that he is used to being the class clown (with or without cape?). Kent says, "In here, you're in a house full of nothing BUT clowns. Boogie let Nicole shave his a** and put the hair on the memory wall. Do you want to be part of that?" I'm tempted to say something about Bunky enjoying seeing just that very thing, but I won't.
Kent says everyone is disgusted if he or anyone else expels gas, but not if Hardy does it. (Guilty.)
Bunky says Mike never brushed his teeth; he just pretended to. Better call your agent, Boogie. Tell him to cancel that audition for the Crest commercial.
Bunky also shares that Mike rarely showered. Bunky prides himself on being well-groomed. (No one's going to call him Skunky Bunky!)
Nicole asks Hardy what she should do if Hardy and Krista are put up against each other. Hardy says they will talk about that another time. (Banner to Nicole: If you vote out Hardy, your toothbrush is history.)
Nicole thinks she's safe from Will's nomination. She believes he would nominate Monica and Bunky. She thinks if she gets HOH, Will will be the fall guy. Nicole is worried that if Krista gets HOH, she won't nominate Monica. (Somebody surprise us and nominate Nicole - just to keep us from changing the channel?)
Nicole begs BB in the Diary Room not to give her peanut butter and jelly for a week. She says she will do anything to avoid it (except getting HOH, I guess).
It's time for the Luxury Food Competition. Each person has to drink 20 oz of his favorite meal - blended - and keep it down for three minutes. Any HG that succeeds will win his meal for the day for the entire house. Losers will win pb&j for the day for everyone. (Blended or unblended?)
Everyone completes the challenge except for Krista. (See, she ain't so tough!) The HGs will get food every day except one, and Krista won't get her quarter pounder with fries. I know everyone will really miss that to-die-for dessert of fish filet.
Krista apologizes for not winning her day of food. "I'll puke for anything. I like to puke when I've been partying. That tells me I've had a good time." (Then that must mean I'm having the time of my life right now, because what you said just made me sick.)
Krista says that Mike is a changed man because of her. (We all are. I'll never touch Nyquil again.)
New banner: NBWKM BAND TOGETHER H/KR USING U. Hardy asks Krista what she thinks this means. Krista says it's all Kent's fault, that he must have said something in the HOH room during the live show.
Bunky is hoping for a backer to finance his 100-city tour. "I want a Bunky bear, wearing a pink bandana - with a goatee, some hair on his back, and blue sunglasses." (No doubt this will be a big seller at FAO Schwartz.)
Hardy nominates Kent and Will. He tells Kent that it was very hard for him to nominate him. Kent tells him not to worry about it because he knows he's just playing a game.
Hardy says he is worried about crying on TV during the nominations. He asks BB if they can shoot the sequence over again because he knows all the guys at his gym will laugh at him. (He has no need to worry. His tattooed eyeliner won't run.)
Bunky and Kent are discussing the upcoming voting. Kent thinks if Hardy has to break a tie, he won't throw him out. Bunky believes the opposite. "I hate to say it but I think Hardy will betray you and vote you out." If Nicole shows loyalty to Kent, Will will go.
Kent says his allegiance is still with Bunky (I pledge allegiance to the f**) and with anyone who remains in TOP.
Time for another banner: KE HONEST N SAVE HIM.
Bunky is trying to take a nap but can't sleep. He asks Monica and Nicole to be a little quieter so he can rest. Neither woman appreciates it, especially Nicole who says she is going to go nuts when Kent leaves if she has to listen to Bunky for another two weeks. (And I may go nuts if you don't stop yelling at poor li'l Bunky.)
Nicole asks Kent what he thinks about the new banner. "I don't know what to think. I'm going to hold you to what you said the first week - that you were not going to rest until CT is gone and that includes Will. I've got your back right now, yours and Bunky's, and that's it for now. Don't go back on your word about getting out CT." Nicole: "Well....." (Slow Down: Double Crosser Entering Crosswalk!)
Kent: "Well, it's a game. If you feel like you have to go back on your promise to me, then do what you have to do." (Phone call for Nicole: Backstabbing Association calling.)
Kent and Nicole finish their long discussion, then Nicole makes a bee line to Hardy to fill him in on what was said. (Tattle tale, tattle tale!)
The HGs are eating ice cream, including Nicole. Will wants to know why she will eat ice cream, but last week she wouldn't drink milk. I think Nicole needs a diagram poster of a cow and its bi-products hung in her room to assist her in making out her list of things to boycott.
Kent and Bunky are playing basketball. Kent asks if Bunky wants to play HORSE. Bunky says, "Want to play 'EVICTED?'" Kent (Best Line of the Day): "No, thanks, I'm already playing that."
Will says, "I'm the last remaining member of CT." Krista: "No, I'll be the last member." (Mystery solved.)
Nicole tells Hardy that she will probably go back on her word to Kent and vote to keep Will in. (Elvis said it best: "She's the devil in disguise...oh, yes, she is...")
Hardy tells Nicole that he thinks Bunky is "a worm" for asking him who to vote for. "Kent is his friend? And he is asking me that?" (I now see the new Bunky bear as a worm instead - same pink bandana, hairy back, etc., but with the eyeglasses instead of the shades.)
Nicole tells Hardy that Krista is the biggest slob in the house. "She never even throws away her empty packs of cigarettes." She leaves towels and clothes lying around. "She is a trail of trash." (Not "trailer trash," "trail of trash.")
Nicole: I love you, Hardy.
Hardy: I know you do. I wish you'd love me more.
Nicole: Don't tempt me.
(Well...she IS supposed to be on her honeymoon.)
BB presents Luxury Competition, Part I. The HGs are given inflatable dolls that must be dressed to resemble the HGs. Krista throws hers in the floor and stomps on it. "I hate this doll. I swear I'm gonna cut her." (If you can't be with the one who cut you, cut the one you're with.)
Krista says, "I hate dolls. I like trucks." (After seeing what she did to the doll, I'd hate to see her behind the wheel.) Monica says, "Krista, you are acting like a big baby." (Put her in Time Out, Mama.)
Kent won't dress his doll. He leaves it naked on the couch. Will says he's going to be sorry if BB tells them on the live show to dress like your doll. (Not to mention what that will do to Family Hour.)
Krista finds out the naked doll represents Kent, so it becomes her punching bag. (Gee, I've accidentally tuned in to "Animal Kingdom.")
After dressing the dolls, the HGs head for the hot tub (all except Kent). Nicole shares some of her wild sex stories (Yep, it is "Animal Kingdom.")
Bunky gets Nicole alone and tells her that she is being used by Hardy and Krista. Nicole says she doesn't care when she goes out. (How about now?)
Bunky says one reason he turned against the people in CT in the first place was because of the way they treated her. (Do the words "psycho b****" ring a bell?)
BB announces Luxury Competition Part II. Each HG will get to choose his/her own luxury up to $100 and they all get overnight to think about it. Krista says she would like a hitman for Kent. Nicole says she'll buy John, the guy from BB. Monica wants cigarettes, Hardy wants lap dances. Will thinks Krista should ask for $100 worth of Nyquil. (Second Best Line of the Day.)
Kent asks Bunky if he thinks Nicole is in love with Hardy. Bunky says, "Yes, if I was Jeff, I would be very upset." (All I know is, she's not giving massages to the old man or the gay guy.)
Kent thinks Hardy's sobbing at nomination was fake. (Maybe the guys at the gym will, too.) He wonders why everyone is ignoring the banners. He is curious whether or not the editing of the TV makes it impossible to learn certain things about people. He knows the swearing is cut. He wonders if they showed Mike's butt hair on the memory wall. (Yes, they showed what he left "behind.")
Nicole is telling Will everything Kent said to her. She thinks he's trying to put her on a guilt trip. Will says that Kent should be participating in the group activities if he wants to win votes (It's hard to quit smoking and be the life of the party at the same time, I imagine.)
Nicole says she is mad at Bunky for asking her who to vote for. She says she told him, "Why don't you just throw your f'in' friend out?" (Right back atcha.)
Krista says they should have put Kent and Bunky up together in order to watch them sweat. (Why are you people so MEAN??? If you weren't already grounded....)
Today's Revelations:
(1) Krista says if she has triplets, she will name them Justin, Will, and Mike. (I guess that's better than Machete, Troll, and Booger.)
(2) Nicole named her vagina "Petunia." You'll find me in my garden tomorrow digging mine out. And I'll never plant another one again as long as I live.
Third Best Line of the Day goes to Kent: "Hardy will probably walk out of here with $500,000 and a contract to be the next Fabio."
More from Kent: "Hardy is just playing America for suckers. They are all sitting out there going, "Awww, that Hardy - he's so cute and sensitive." (Present and accounted for.)
Monica tells Krista, "I used to have Kent's back but I don't anymore." Krista: "My brother's going to kick his a**." (Guess it runs in the family.)
Krista shares with Monica that she told Mike about the secret of UT right before he left. Monica says not to say the names out loud. (Yeah, we might hear you say it's you, Monica, and Hardy.)
More tomorrow.
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