| Bunny | Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 04:33 pm 
Bunny Tales
August 4, 2001
It's Saturday morning and almost time for the Luxury Challenge. Bunky asks Krista and Will what they are going to ask for. They won't tell. "Will doesn't tell Bunky his plans," says Krista. (Maybe after kindergarten graduation, they'll be better at sharing.)
Hardy divides the HGs into two teams, making it Boys vs. Girls. They will go into the house blindfolded and retrieve the dolls they dressed yesterday. The girls win and will get their $100 luxury item, as will Hardy since he is HOH.
Hardy chooses a pair of tennis shoes for his prize. Monica wants to continue her present health regimen with some more cartons of cigarettes. Nicole wants to send roses to her husband (just what every bodybuilder wants - won't Sears deliver some tools or something?). And Krista wants to send $100 worth of toys and clothes to her little girl. No, wait, I got that wrong. She wants to send $100 worth of flowers to MIKE BOOGIE! (And Hardy wants to give her a check for $500,000?)
Kent's luxury request, had he won, was his wife's favorite perfume (awww...). Will would have sent flowers to Shannon (awww...). Bunky wanted $100 worth of vitamins. (Wha??)
Nicole hopes her husband isn't watching the internet so he won't know he's getting flowers. I doubt if he is. He probably stays up all night watching when Nicole's Massage Parlor is open.
Kent is upset that Hardy gets a prize as HOH when he didn't get one last week during the cd challenge. (BB, you wouldn't be playing favorites, would you?)
The HGs are asked to autograph two of the dolls for a charity auction. I think BB should send me one just for doing these summaries. It doesn't have to be autographed. Just dress it in Hardy's white shirt.
Kent sits alone and doesn't want to sign the dolls. Hardy adds another Hardyism to his list: "Misery loves company." Kent changes his mind and decides to sign.
BB shows the HGs the new America's Choice question about receiving a pet, but doesn't show them the choices. They are convinced it will be a dog. I personally hope it's not the potbellied pig so I'm not tempted to stoop to "Deliverance" jokes about HGs.
Will hopes it's a chicken. "Then we can eat on Krista's day!" (Best Line of the Day)
Krista wonders what to write on the card being sent with Mike's flowers. Bunky suggests: "I'll see you spoon." (Second Best Line of the Day).
Will is wearing his Abe Lincoln Does Hip Hop hat and his Willflowers shorts. Some things do look worse than his hair.
Nicole and Hardy are in the kitchen. They say that Kent is out this week and Bunky's going next. (The King and Queen have spoken.)
Kent enters the room and sits on the couch. Bunky joins him.
Kent: "You may not want to sit with me. I'm done with the act."
Bunky: "I don't care. You are this week, I'm next week, and Will is the week after that."
Kent: "Who told you that?"
Bunky: "I figured it out from people's body language."
Kent: "I can't wait to get away from this phony BS. I am ready to get out."
Bunky is saying that he has held his tongue for 36 days, and he is trying to continue to be himself. He feels excluded from the rest of the people, and he just wants people to be nice to him, even if they are going to vote him out. He says that it is easier to vote someone out if you can be mad at them.
Kent says, "That's what Nicole is doing with me. She is trying to find reasons to be mad at me."
Nicole tells the others outside that she was listening to Kent and Bunky's conversation and she is ready to let them have it.
Bunky is feeling down because people are ignoring him. "Nicole hasn't called me Spunky Bunky. Hardy hasn't called me SuperBunky. Will hasn't called me Superfag." (Okay, I added the last one.)
Bunky says,"They evict you mentally a week before they actually vote you out." Bunky is sad, sad, sad. I wish Jamie from BB1 would come in and stroke his head, maybe read him something from her Mother Teresa's List of Inspirations.
Kent thinks Justin is probably hosting Saturday Night Live (as John Belushi's Samurai Warrior replacement?)
Bunky and Kent wonder why Krista didn't send flowers to Justin, her first true Big Brother love. I guess she has completely cut him out of her life.
They talk about "Predator" being one of Shannon's favorite movies. (Don't remind me.)
Bunky thinks Hardy is gay by certain mannerisms he exhibits. Kent says that maybe they should "play that card and watch Hardy explode." (Bunky, just because you can't have him....)
Krista wonders if BB will tell her what Mike's reaction to her flowers was. Yo, yo, yo, here come some flowers. Guess Krista made me her Man of the Hour. I'm happy to imbibe in their fragrant power. 'Cause I don't believe in taking a shower.
Bunky asks Monica and Krista what he did to upset Nicole. Monica says he didn't look up from the pool when Nicole brought him food. Bunky says, "I didn't realize....." Monica: "And that's ok. You said you could have your bed, and you weren't playin' around, so I perceived that you thought about it. And you thought that my perception was that you should get out, and that wasn't true. And your words are so strong. You think we are all gettin against you and all and you are coming back at us. You know how that made me feel? Before Bunky, there were things that happened and you interpreted it differently. You are in a different place now, darlin'. There are words that offend." (Anyone care to translate?)
Bunky says he knows he's the next one to go. Krista gets upset with him for saying that. She tells him not to give up. She says he needs to get "all up in her business" the way he used to and stop spending all his time with Kent. (But Kent has better jokes.)
Bunky next goes to Nicole and asks her what he's done to upset her. She confirms that she's angry at him, but refuses to tell him why. Then we get to hear Nicole yell at Bunky. (Earplugs, please!) I guess Bunky should have vacuumed.
Nicole tells everyone to hold her back because she is afraid of what she will do to Kent. Krista thinks that since Kent is off cigarettes, he could be easily provoked. Nicole should wait for Kent to hit her instead of vice versa, and then maybe Kent will lose the car. Will says, "That's not going to happen." (Meet Will, the new Voice of Reason.)
Hardy says he will jump in the middle of any fight because as a bouncer, BB won't evict him. (But you'll risk bruising that beautiful body.)
Krista tells Bunky that she turned on Kent because he tried to force her to choose an alliance. Hardy says Kent did the same thing to him. Monica warns Bunky not to use the word "brainwash" around Krista, because she is offended by that word. Krista tells Bunky not to be a p****. (I guess that word doesn't faze her.)
Krista tells Bunky that Kent changed the game when he nominated her because no one wanted her nominated. (Raise your hand if you heard anyone tell Kent not to nominate Krista.)
BB gives the HGs a new board game to play. Kent bows out. Hardy says again (drum roll please), "Misery loves company."
During a break in the game, Krista starts talking about Boogie and the flowers. Monica tells her she doesn't want to hear that name again tonight. (Me and you both, Monya.)
Krista pretends to interview Will for the live show. "Will, how does it feel to be nominated again?" Will breaks out into "I Will Survive." (Best Song of the Day)
After the game is finished, Bunky finds Kent, who is still awake. He tells Kent that it was nice to be accepted back into the group again, and that he thinks Nicole may have even gotten over being mad at him. (Wanna bet?)
Krista begins to talk about Boogie and the flowers again (Run, Monica, run!). She thinks he's going to be embarrassed to get $100 worth of flowers at Belly's. (I'm embarrassed that you spent $100 on Boogie period. I would have gone with $5 for Kleenex and sent the rest to your kid. But then, that's just me.)
Nicole heads for the HOH room to be with Hardy (surprise!). Nicole updates Hardy on what Kent told her last. He wants her to form a subgroup made up of Kent, Nicole, Bunky, and Monica. Hardy falls asleep in the middle of the massage.
Kent and Bunky notice that Nicole's sleeping arrangements change according to where Hardy is sleeping.
Nicole moves along to Will (Nicole's Stroke and Strategize sure keeps late hours). She says she will massage him if you "just promise you won't fart on me." Nicole bends Will's ear about all the things Bunky has done that bother her (so much for her no longer being angry). She calls Bunky a name or two, then calls Kent a name or two.
Will wonders why Kent didn't want to play the game with them. "Because he knows he's out," says Nicole. Perhaps next week Bunky will win $100 and spend it on flowers for Kent. We can only hope.
More tomorrow.
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