| Bunny | Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 12:43 pm 
Bunny Tales
August 7, 2001
It's Monday night and Krista's still talking incessantly about MikeBoogieMikeBoogieMikeBoogie. Will, a.k.a. OneHype, tells Krista that Mike Boogie wanted a date with her in the BB house like he had with Shannon. Monica tells her she's had enough of Krista talking about Mike. (Haven't we all?)
Kent and Bunky are in the bedroom talking. Kent, chomping on a straw, says he knows he's definitely out on Thursday (Dead Man Chewing). Bunky says he knows they have been the punching bags for the others, and wonder who they will turn on next. (No doubt the pig's getting his.)
Krista can't believe the Tylenol PM bottle is almost empty. She thinks Kent stole some of the tablets. Monica says she can't sleep in the BB house without them, so she is going to stay up all night.
Hardy is tuned back in to the All Night All Day Diss Kent station. Will, a.k.a. Love-Me-Love-My-Shorts, believes Kent cheated to get HOH. Everyone agrees. They also talk about how no one but Krista knew about her second marriage (HOH=Fixed Horse Race).
The HGs talk about Justin, and wonder again why he was evicted. Krista says, "Who knows?" Uh, you?
They go down a list of Best of BB moments. The Boogie's Banana episode comes up. Monica says she heard the whole thing, and both Mike and Autumn were playing games. Will, a.k.a. Luv, mentions Shannon and the chips on the bed. (Lays, here's your girl!)
Krista climbs into bed with Ophelia. "Look, I'm spooning with a pig!" Deja vu.
Nicole tells Monica that she will put her up with Bunky if she gets HOH "and Bunky goes." She asks Monica, "How many times have I pledged my loyalty to you?"
Nicole: "You would vote me out before Krista."
Monica: "That's right."
Nicole: "I'd only have a problem with you if you voted me out before Will or Bunky."
Hardy says he offered Mike immunity if he would grant the same in return. Mike said no, because he didn't want to sell out his friends. "I give him mad props for that. That dude was awesome and had b**** to stand up for his friends like that." Clean shaven ones, at that.
After Nicole professes her loyalty to Monica, and Monica is out of ear shot, Nicole asks Hardy, "Will you vote out Monica if I ask you to? I want you to vote Monica out. If I get HOH, I want to put Monica and Bunky up."
She continues: "Bunky isn't strategy. We just want him out." Hardy says, "Bunky is intelligent. You are selling him way too short."
At 4am, the HGs are still up. Will and Nicole are loud in the hallway and awaken Will. "Hardy, what time do you want me to wake you up in the morning? Seriously, you guys have kept me up for hours. Nicole, what time should I wake you up?"
The giggly culprits go to the HOH room where they
engage in a wrestling match on the bed. Maybe wrestlemania.com sent the banner to the wrong people.
At 10:30 Tuesday morning, Will gets revenge. "Hey, Nicole, you awake?" Nicole mumbles. "Thanks for f***ing keeping me awake all night.
Will goes outside where he finds Krista and Ophelia. As always, nomination talk ensues. Krista says that Monica will put up Nicole and Bunky if she gets HOH. Will says he wants Hardy out. Krista says they should go to Europe when they get out (Wine IS cheaper over there.)
Krista tells Will that if Bunky puts up Will and Hardy, she will vote to oust Hardy. "I promise," she says.
Krista talks about moving to L.A. and getting some commercials. She can't imagine going back to a normal life. (Normal?)
Will asks Nicole if she will vote to keep him in if he's up against Hardy. Nicole says she will. I remind Nicole that she hates f***ing liars.
Since Nicole refuses to nominate Krista, she tells Will that Bunky must get HOH so he'll do the dirty work for her. Of course, Krista wants Monica to do her dirty work and nominate Nicole. And I'm sitting here thinking that I want to see someone nominate Nicole against Krista. Now that's entertainment!
Nicole tells Will that she saw Krista in the HOH room with Hardy and she thinks they are setting up Nicole and Will for nomination.
A banner flies: WEB C'S KR/MO PLOT 2 EVICT H.
Krista says, "I know what that's about. I know exactly what that's about." Monica: "Tell me, tell me." Krista: "It's about that conversation we had the other day." Krista is upset because the banner doesn't have a "B" on it for "Boogie." How about a "B" for "Better get that pig out of your bed because this ain't 'Green Acres.'"
Kent confronts Krista on the Mike/Justin issue. "Do you really think Mike likes you?" Krista says yes. Kent: "You're delusional. Didn't you tell me that Justin was your soulmate?"
I'm watching her relationship with Ophelia closely, I tell you that.
Kent uses the banner to bolster his confidence. "I might not be as dead a man as I think. You never know about this place." He bounces his strategy off Nicole. "If I stayed, we would have four people and we would have Hardy's a** out of here in a week." Nicole isn't buying it. Kent's forgetting how she's in love with Will and all.
Kent calls out to Will: "What makes you so sure you aren't gone this week, Will?" Will: "I wasn't sure - until yesterday's meeting!" (Best Line of the Day)
Nicole is cooking and Krista joins her. Krista: "I'm in a really good mood."
Nicole: "That makes one of us."
BB, please swap some Tylenol PM for a few Prozac capsules. This girl's gotta cheer up if you want me to keep doing these summaries. She's bummin' me, man!
Another banner: Web C H Lies to All Trust Kent.
Wha?? Okay, okay, maybe he hasn't 'fessed up to the permanent eyeliner, but is that any reason to give him a banner bashing?
The pig bites Bunky (the Other White Meat). Bunk goes to the Diary Room to make sure Ophelia has had rabies shots. I wonder the same thing about a few of the HGs.
BB gives Hardy a photograph of his girlfriend (Bunny couldn't get hers to FedEx in time). Will teases Hardy about taking so long to sleep with her. Bunky says, "Oh, yeah.. this from the guy that couldn't even get a French kiss from a girl after how many weeks??" (Second Best Line of the Day)
Nicole is whispering to Hardy, "Why after 35 days is Krista hanging out with me in the kitchen all of a sudden?" Tsk tsk, Nicole. Is Grumpy your favorite dwarf?
Nicole tells Will that she wants Krista out. "And if you f*** me over, I will f***ing kill you." (See above reference to bullet-proof shield.)
Banner again: "We love Kent Kr/H/Mo Play U 4 Fools. I wish one had flown that said: Kent, you and Bunky are attached at the hip, but lose the straw that's attached to your lip.
Will suggests that he and Nicole talk strategy when a banner comes by because it will distract the others. She agrees, and then promises not to turn on him after he helps her get the others out. She said that BB told her she couldn't split the prize money with him. "Then buy me a new car," says Will. But start with some shorts.
Nicole finds Bunky lying on the couch and uses the moment alone to tell him about Krista and Monica, and the communication using cards. She tells him she really needs him to vote to evict Kent because she is afraid Monica and Krista will vote to banish Will. Bunky points out to her that if Kent stays, it will still work in her favor. She pretends not to understand and gives Bunky his orders one more time. (Bunky, defy your Queen! Rebel! Rebel!)
Will asks Bunky if he can shave his chest. Bunky says no because he's hiding his stomach.
Hardy is talking about his hog and he doesn't mean Ophelia.
Kent tells Bunky, "In this place, decency is a weakness." Bunky: "You're preaching to the
que-er." (Promote this to Best Line of the Day.)
BB sets up a table in the backyard for the next HOH challenge. Each HG will have to slide his key from one end of the table to the other, and the key that comes closest to the edge without going off the table wins.
Nicole gets a banner: N FELIPE WANTS PETUNIA ICU24/7 (heart) J. I hate that I have a clear idea who Felipe is. At least it's not another flower I have to dig out of my garden, but I do have to fire my chauffeur now.
For dinner, the HGs get Monica's choice: Burger King Whoppers. What happened to the soul food she wanted? No chitlins in L.A.?
Krista and Monica are playing backgammon. Krista starts her one note Mike Boogie song again. Monica tells her to stop talking about him. Krista: "You told me I could talk about him tonight." Monica: "I lost my mind. I had a Whopper tonight and I lost my mind."
New banner: KE Amer Hero But W Plays 2 Sides.
The American Hero says that America obviously doesn't like arrogant, vain, cheating, backstabbing punks. (America's Hero shouldn't say bad things about people. America's Hero should just float in the pool and be quiet until it's time to go. America's Hero should also pull down the legs of his bathing suit because it looks like he's wearing a Speedo and it doesn't become him.)
Everyone is outside except Bunky and Kent, who are inside talking. Krista says Kent is being loud. "He's hollering to wake up the pig. Is he drinking?" She warns everyone that if Kent wakes up Ophelia, "it's really going down tonight." I knew she was bonding with that pig. Bachelor #3?
Kent says he will leave his mug on the memory wall when he leaves. Bunky asks, "Why? It doesn't say 'Knoxville;' it doesn't say 'Tennessee;' it doesn't say 'homophobe redneck.'"
Bunky: "How about the 'Awesome Dad' t-shirt? Can you give that up?"
Kent: "The kids gave me that."
Bunky: "Oh, the kids, the kids, it's always about the damn kids with you
breeders."
Bunky is now available for bookings at your local comedy club.
Kent tells Will that he will vote for him to win if Will ends up in the finals. That beats toothbrush revenge any day!
More tomorrow.
 |
