| Bunny | Tuesday, August 14, 2001 - 02:41 pm 
Bunny Tales
August 11, 2001
Saturday morning finds Bunky, Krista, and Monica outside. Krista says she had to take something for anxiety last night. I know how she feels - the same feeling overcomes me every time I watch Nicole massage Hardy.
Talk turns to Hunky Bunky and how good he is looking these days. I now see him being featured on buffbears.com rather than woofy ones.
It's time for the luxury challenge and Hardy wants to know if he can do it naked. Bunky says yes, and so do I. We are waiting for a ruling from BB. Keep your fingers crossed for us, folks.
The challenge involves guessing True or False about news headlines that appear on the TV screen in the living room. Bunky and Will get the most questions right and are given three minutes to read newspapers in the Diary Room.
Krista wants to know who has been arrested in her home town. Monica wants the guys to find out her horoscope. Nicole is sorry she didn't win the luxury because she is "a news freak." Hmmm...one of these girls is not like the others, one of these girls just doesn't belong. Kudos to Nicole for caring about something that isn't about HER!
Nicole is upset that Monica won't speak to her. Krista tells Monica that she is making Nicole uncomfortable. Monica responds that Nicole lied to her, and she is a human being with feelings.
Monica: "I have not lied or manipulated in here. I have been guilty about changing my mind about people. If that is a sin, then send me to jail."
Back-to-back banner time:
N-Way 2 GO HOH UR AWSOME
WILL (heart) U ROCK BABY
M IS PHAT!
H MAY I NIBBLE UR CARROT? BUNNY
Okay, one of these didn't REALLY fly, but it's the thought that counts.
Bunky and Hardy decide to do a role reversal for 24 hours, with Bunky playing a straight guy named Hank and Hardy portraying Philip, a gay man. I know that Hardy will have a head start if he does that silly "tee hee" thing that makes Bunny want to slap the eyeliner off his eyes.
Bunky yells at the girls and calls them b****es, which must be somewhere in his How to Act Straight book. Hardy takes the lead when he floors everyone appearing out at the pool in a thong. Shannon, he ain't - but for purposes of entertainment, I'll take this any day. At least in limited doses. I sure as heck don't want a poster of this get-up on my wall.
Will passes gas and Nicole says, "I never smelled a fart that bad in my life." Well, you know Will. He strives to be the best at everything he does.
Nicole, Bunky, and Will want to do the next Live Show in the nude. Krista says that as a mother she does not need to do this. Nicole says, "But you wore hats on your t**s." (Best Line of the Day)
Bunky misses his husband and says the game is too long. He also misses his dogs. "I want to go home." I'm heading back to the drawing board to design BooHoo Bunky, the bear that cries real tears.
Nicole asks to borrow Hardy's cucumber mask (Hardy has a cucumber mask?). Bunky wants to borrow Hardy's cucumber. Or was that zucchini?
Nicole says that Krista should probably go out rather than Monica because she is a bigger threat. Bunky is angry with Krista for lying to him about not wanting him voted out. See Bunny's previous post about Bunky's newfound backbone.
Nicole and Bunky talk about how shocked Krista will be if she is evicted. They also think Monica will be shocked if she stays. I will be shocked if the people left in the house stop voting the way Nicole tells them to.
Most of the HGs are hiding in the HOH room to escape from the atrocious odor of Will's flatulence. I walk into the kitchen to mark "protein bars" off my grocery list.
Krista says she is ready to leave the house, but dreads explaining her ordeal to her daughter. She doesn't want to see her daughter when she firsts exits the house, but instead wants her brother and Boogie to meet her. She wants to have a few beers and drive around town. She hopes her brother gets his own room at the hotel. Does anyone have a copy of the America's Sweetheart Priority Chart? I think Krista needs a quick review.
Hardy assures Nicole that he has been loyal to her and never intended to stick with UT until the end. Nicole, lying to Hardy, tells him that Will doesn't want him out. Hardy doesn't understand this. "He told Monica and Krista that as soon as he gets HOH, Hardy's gone." Nicole tells him that Bunky will put him up before Will does.
Hardy asks Nicole if her loyalty is to him or to Will. Nicole replies that it is to Hardy. It's only human nature to align oneself with the person who farts fewer times per minute. And right now, that can't possibly be Will.
Nicole wants Krista to go this week, then Monica next, and Will last. "Then it will be down to me, you, and Bunky in the finals. I'm not going to be comfortable until it's you and me sitting here alone in the house."
I think I'll borrow that last line from Nicole and fly it on a banner for Hardy. What's $300 when you're in love?
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