| Bunny | Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 03:16 pm 
Bunny Tales
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August 14, 2001
Monday night, Nicole is giving Hardy his regular massage. Her fingers do the walking and she does the talking. She says that Krista has no idea she is being voted out. Monica will be shocked when she is allowed to stay.
She tells Hardy that Will really wants Krista to stay, and she wonders about Will's strategy. She thinks Krista is a bigger threat, and that she probably knows this herself. Nicole thinks she and Hardy will win, but she doesn't need the money. Hardy thinks she should win because she cooks, cleans, and gives good massages. Well, if that's the criteria, I've got 500 grand coming to me.
After a good night's sleep, Bunky and Will are working out Tuesday morning in the yard. They decide to form the Sweet & Nasty alliance. All their strategies will be out in the open for everyone to hear.
Will wishes someone would send him a banner. Maybe he will get one from Imodium D.
The Sweet & Nasty alliance agree that they will vote out Krista this week, and that next week one of them will get HOH and nominate Monica and Hardy. This strategy will definitely put Nicole in the finals. I hope she knows that finalists are expected to do the Risky Business dance in their underwear.
A banner flies while Will, Hardy, and Bunky are outside. It says: V KR OUT - 2 PIGS GONE N 1 WK. The folks who sent this should form a Nasty & Nasty alliance. The guys decide against telling Krista about the banner. I hope Ophelia doesn't find out about it either.
Krista wants to shave the hair on Bunky's body. What is it with these people? It's as if they all have Hair Follicle Phobia.
The HGs were asked in the Diary Room which former HG they would like to talk to. Will jokingly chooses Autumn. I think they just want the opportunity to ask her what her name really is, and whether or not her potassium levels have decreased due to lack of banana intake.
Will gets his hair relaxer from BB, so Nicole helps him to apply it. I watch with Samson and Delilah in mind, and I try to send a vibe to Nicole to remember that Will is now on her side.
Two more banners fly: W TALK 2 BUNKY and N TALK 2 BUNKY. We all know Bunky wants love, but now someone has spent several hundred dollars trying to buy him some playmates.
Nicole thinks the banners mean that Bunky is keeping something from her. It sounds like Nicole needs a Banner Interpretation booklet just like I do.
Bunky is adamant that he is keeping no secrets. I don't know, Bunk. Have you shared your idea for a world tour with accompanying merchandise?
Nicole gets a sweet but not nasty banner from her husband: Life is nothing w/out U. She says there is nothing like someone pledging his love to you in the skies of L.A. - and it's alot cheaper than a cruise to Greece.
This looks like a good day to hide Krista from the banners, because the next one says: $500K 4 BEER & NYQUIL? BOOT KR NOW. This one is just plain silly. We all know she wouldn't spend her entire winnings on these things. There's also wine, Xanax, Ecstasy, reefer, Tylenol PM, Benadryl....
Bunky lays it out for Monica and Krista that he doesn't know who to vote for. They tell him they won't be upset with him, no matter how he votes. Krista gives him a shirt of hers for his auction. Please tell me it's that gol-durn Belly's shirt.
Krista tells Monica that she knows by Bunky's body language that she is the one being voted out. Bunky asked her for something for his auction and not Monica. Maybe he just doesn't like orange.
Bunky finally relents to allowing Nicole to shave him. He wants a target shaved on his back. She shaves his head and alot of his body. Last time I checked, his b***s remained untouched.
Nicole asks Will if he will vote for the person she tells him to if she gets HOH again. She says she will nominate Hardy and Bunky (Nooooo!!!!) but Will must vote her way. Now I get what that banner meant: W TALK 2 BUNKY - about getting a backbone.
She tells him that Monica must go next. Will wonders who Monica will nominate if she gets HOH. "I think it will be me and Hardy." Nicole says Monica will nominate her. For the sake of suspense, I just hope we get the chance to find out. Remember, Monica's not stupid, it's on, and she will do what she's gotta do.
Krista fills in the holes of her hard luck story to Hardy: teen pregnancy, Christmas alone as a child, death of her mom, foster care, etc. Hardy is now feeling guilty about voting her out, and goes to Nicole with this. Nicole says her stipend is more than her waitressing salary. They agree that she is trying to manipulate people and decide to go ahead with the plan to evict her.
Hardy asks Nicole which HG she would want to talk to if BB gives them the chance. She is not interested in talking to any of them. (Perhaps they will give her the choice of talking to the guy from Nine Inch Nails or Paul Prudhomme.)
Will says he thinks Bunky may vote to evict Monica. Nicole says it won't matter as long as Will and Hardy vote out Krista. Will wants Nicole to convince him that this is the way to go.
If BB offers them a video from a HG, Will doesn't want to hear a message from Shannon because he is afraid he will read too much into it. Hardy would like one from Mike because he thinks it would be funny. I would like to see one from Sherrie with a fashion update - "Camouflage is out, girls. And lose the bandanas."
They'll probably get one from Kent, dressed in a Superman suit with a big "A" on the front for "America's Hero." He sticks out his tongue, says "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, I told you so, I told you so!" and then lets out a big raspberry.
More tomorrow.
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