| Bunny | Monday, August 27, 2001 - 06:16 pm 
Bunny Tales
Welcome to the Live Feed Summaries!
August 27, 2001
The Dastardly Duo of Hardy and Nicole update their plotting early in the a.m. of Monday. Nicole lets Hardy know that Bunky plans on putting the two of them up for nomination if he wins the next HOH. She realizes now that Bunky must go and Will gets to stay.
Nicole heads for the bathroom where Will is in the shower (no peeking!) and tells him she wants to talk to him.
Will meets Nicole on the patio, but no one warned him that she had switched back into Attack Mode. So much for the new clothes calming her down.
Nicole tells Will that he is to blame for the lousy mood she has been in the last few days. Gee, I thought it was because Bunky got the letter from home. I mean, I thought it was because she didn't win the helicopter ride. I mean, I thought it was because Bunky made them eat pb&j. I mean.....well, anyway, it was because of Will.
Nicole tells Will that Bunky will be evicted and he is being saved - but in return, he is not to nominate Hardy or Nicole.
Nicole: "You better not nominate me and Hardy or I will go through the f'ng roof. I will f'n kick the sh*t out of you and security will have to come and cart me out of here. I will lose my stipend and chance to win, but it would be worth it just to kick your a** because it will make me feel better." WHOA!!
She tells him she will make his life "a living hell" if he nominates her. She brings up the incident about Bunky wearing ladies' glasses and said she almost "ripped him to shreds" over that.
She continues, "You're just such a f'ng d*** to me. People who treat me like you do don't even deserve to have oxygen in life." Call in the paramedics, someone. Will may be short of breath soon.
Will: "There will either be dead bodies or we will be hugging after the show."
Nicole: "There will be if you screw me over. I had Jon [BB] check to see if you signed off liability just in case I wanted to kill your a**. Hey, I spent seven years in juvey." Uh oh. No wonder she cringes when she hears BB say the word "lockdown." And it's "juvey," is it? Sounds like a pro talking.
Nicole warns Will that she is a very violent person, and that he has no idea of how violent she can get. Will tries to calm her down by asking her if she wants to see the helicopter photos. No! Don't say "helicopter!" That's like saying "brainwash" to Krista, "stupid" to Monica, "Farmer McGregor" to Bunny. Don't do it, dude!
Nicole, using her scary voice, threatens Will: "If you nominate me on Thursday, I will slit your wrists - horizontally, not vertically."
Will: "I know you will. Will you promise not to nominate me?"
Nicole: "I'm not promising you nothing!"
Just another "slice" of life in the BB household. I am thinking, though, that BB should have provided a strait jacket during the shopping spree.
More threats of cutting off Will's head...blah blah... sh***ing down his neck...blah blah - Tonight is turning into an episode of "The Sopranos." And I hate to tell Nicole, but I doubt if even decapitation will prevent Will from talking.
Nicole: "It's going to make me f'ing mad also if you walk around on f'ing eggshells around me."
Will: "I don't want to do that."
Nicole: "I want respect. (R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me) I give you alot of respect, more than you f'ing deserve..you think you can do that?"
Will: "I could."
I just hope BB doesn't rue the day it honored Nicole's HOH chef's knife request.
Will leaves to go get the chopper photos (sorry, couldn't resist) and when he's out of ear shot, Nicole mutters, "He's such an idiot."
Will says he feels badly about things he said about Autumn and Kent in the Diary Room. He says he never got a chance to tell them he was only joking. He thinks the house has changed him for the better, but others have become meaner. Krista came in "just the nicest person," but then "just became malicious." He thinks Hardy has become meaner. Nicole says she knows she has, too. (Tell me about it.)
After a few hours of sleep, Hardy is the first one up and he spends the time alone cleaning. He sweeps, he mops, he wipes, he washes. All this energy from a protein shake. Somebody get me a case.
Perhaps Mr. Clean is hoping to soften Nicole's mood of the last few days. Short of slitting Will's wrists, I'm not sure anything will work. And I think that's against the rules, although at this point in the game, I'm not really sure.
Bunky joins Hardy for a nomination tete-a-tete. Bunky says he knows that he's going. Hardy reiterates that it's because he's the biggest threat. When you shave a target on your back, I think eviction becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As soon as everyone else is up, Hardy makes sure they all know about the cleaning he has done. Why is that men always have to get credit for housework?
Nicole is called into the Diary Room, where she is given a warning about her threats. Dag nabbit. BB misses another opportunity to shake things up a bit by putting Nicole up for a penalty nomination. I don't think they even took her chef's knife away from her.
Nicole tells Hardy that she is embarrassed about her warning, but then proceeds to tell him that threatening Will was necessary because it was the only way to make him understand that he isn't to nominate her.
Hardy offers Nicole an apple. I wonder if it's a good idea for Nicole to know that Hardy has apples in the HOH room. One, it means ants. And two, it might give her an idea to taint one for poisoning Snow Will.
Will is called into the Diary Room. He tells Nicole that he told them he wasn't intimidated by the things she said to him. I'd be willing to bet he asked for Mr. T to be on hand if and when he ever nominates her.
Nicole makes a vow in the Diary Room that she won't utter a single word of profanity the entire day. I wish I had noted the time of this declaration, because I give her less than an hour to break her word.
It's time for the Monday meeting. Hardy reminds everyone to help Mommy with the chores. Which brings me to ask why Hardy continually resorts to baby talk when he's alone with Nicole. Change that America's Choice pacifier question to include Hardy. This guy is turning into Baby Huey.
Nicole has already given BB a list of groceries while she was in the Diary Room, so the discussion moves along to the speeches from the nominees. Will's is a repeat of the others he has made - I'm having fun, want to keep on having fun, let's have fun, fun, fun until Nicole takes the money away.
Bunky gives a tearful speech - what else would you expect? He is proud to be one of the twelve people picked for the house (the Dirty Dozen?) and he is leaving his eviction in God's hands. It's actually in Hardy's hands, but sometimes Hardy acts like he's God, so I suppose that counts.
After the meeting, Bunky tells Monica that his Jesus sits on the throne. Somebody better tell Jesus that Nicole doesn't think there's room for two.
Monica leaves the meeting in a foul mood. She is upset with Hardy, but won't tell Bunky why. She says, "He just played his hand, but I'm picking my battles. I'm not crazy." Perhaps it was because Hardy told her to sit in the big red nomination chair. We know how Monica prefers orange.
Yep, that's the burr up Monya's booty. She confronts Hardy after all and asks him why he put her in the red chair. He apologizes and says he didn't know what he was thinking.
Anybody looking at a watch? Nicole just uttered a few "bad words" about having to cook rice and about being out of Woolite. Just your every day cursing about every day cooking and cleaning.
Nicole tells Bunky that she never uses profanity around her stepchildren. What does she do when it's time to cook rice or she runs out of Woolite?
BB has warned Nicole to restrain from cursing. She shares this with Bunky, and also tells him about her warning in regard to threatening Will. She says that she told them that violence is the only thing Will understands, but she was told this was not a sufficient excuse. Well, duh! Remind me never to play Candyland with this gal. She'll poke out the eyes on my gingerbread men.
Hardy, Nicole, and Will are in the kitchen. Nicole tells Will again not to mess with her over the next few days. He teases her about cutting off his head and throwing it in the pool. She says that's not what she's going to do - she's going to "poo poo" down his neck. It's okay to talk about beheading in the wake of nomination, just don't cuss about it.
What would Vanilla Mike say about this latest development? Slice, slice, baby....
BB gives the HGs a new puzzle to work. Looks like one of Noah's Ark. An inside joke about Bunky's nonstop crying jags, perhaps?
It's Banner Time! JURY PREFERS W OVER H/N IN END. Once again, a big waste of money. The jury prefers EVERYONE over H/N in the end. If this was an attempt to keep Bunky in the house, you should have sent a banner that said FATHER OF B MAJR STOCK HLDR IN COOKNG CHANNL.
Nicole to Will: "People would rather see you win over us? That's crap!" ("Crap" is in keeping with the No Profanity rule, so kudos to Nicole.)
Nicole to Hardy: "Well, at least people realize it should be you and me in the end."
Oh, dear. Me thinks these two need a good ol' timey Southern a** whoopin'.
Hardy goes to the HOH room to cry. No, I mean it. He's crying. Don't know if this is because he thinks the jury likes Will better, or because he feels guilty about evicting Bunky, or because he just realized that he has aligned himself with Cruella DeVille and there's no way out. All I know is, he wears waterproof mascara.
BB announces that the vote will take place live on Thursday. Will and his head will probably be staying, so let's hope there are plenty of tissues next to Bunky's chair when he gets the...dare I say it...AX.
Another banner flies: AMERICA LOVES W/B/M. This really upsets Nicole, and she says she doesn't understand it. Will explains that it's because it's human nature to root for the underdog. No, it's human nature to NOT root for people who threaten murder in order to win on a game show. I bet Bob Barker never has this problem.
And, as far as Hardy goes, we just don't like him smoking when his grandmother is watching.
Nicole is asked about her favorite TV shows. She says "'King and Queens' is f'ing awesome." I find this statement interesting for two reasons. One, it declares Nicole's No Profanity challenge officially over; and, two, she seems to be drawn to programs about...well, you know...QUEENS! I bet ALICE IN WONDERLAND was her favorite book as a child and not because she identified with Alice.
It goes without saying that I identify with the White Rabbit.
More tomorrow.
 |
