| Bunny | Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 10:09 pm 
Bunny Tales
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August 29, 2001
It's Wednesday morning, and it's almost raining in Southern California. Clouds are in the sky, and Bunky thinks it's a sign that the angels are crying over his potential eviction. It stands to reason that this is true, since whenever Bunky's involved, tears are shed. Plus, with Will being Satan, there should be a party going on in Hell at the prospect of his sticking around another week.
If Will is able to stay in Nicole's good graces, perhaps they'll make plans to get together after the game. He's often talked about visiting her in Atlanta ("The Devil Went Down to Georgia").
Will tells Monica that he struck a deal with Hardy. Monica: "Oh, I am SO surprised at you!
BB is calling in the HGS one at a time to record their goodbye speeches for Bunky and Will. Hardy says he cried and had to redo his. It just occured to me that there must have been something on the BB psych exam that determined whether or not you were a cry-baby. We had Autumn soaking the sheets; we had Krista tearing up whenever you mentioned Jr. Mints or Batman; we have Nicole who must be triggered by the color blue because she sobs on a regular basis in the Diary Room; we have Bunky, the poster child for Kleenex; and we have Hardy, who cries alot but can be stopped short if you wave a protein bar like smelling salts under his nose. Monica cries if you forget to say "Good morning," and Will even drops a lonely tear if you shame him on TV. Kent cried when he saw a rainbow, and don't forget that even Justin cried tears of laughter when he thought about how great it would be to see a gator chew up his woman.
Bunky tells Hardy that he is going be given a hard time for voting out "that sweet Bunky guy."
Hardy: "She [Nicole] knows you're a smart person, and I know you're a smart person - that makes you the biggest threat in here."
Hardy says that he knows Bunky's husband will be waiting to see him and will want to get "some man-loving" from Bunky. Bunky says that his husband may have some words for Hardy. I bet they are something along the line of "I can SO see you in a diaper!"
Monica has decided to join the fitness bandwagon. I guess it's never too late, right? She power walks outside to her Michael Jackson disc. How excited is she going to be that MJ has a new cd coming out, huh? I hope it's Julie Chen who gets to break the news.
Bunky points out to Hardy that Hardy is doing a better job of controlling his anger. Hardy thanks Bunky for teaching him to be a nicer person. He says he is trying to be more open with his thoughts.
Bunky: "It's okay to let your guard down." (Word to Bunky: Let guard down with caution. Some HGs are armed and dangerous.)
Bunky tells Hardy to concentrate on not blurting things out loud - that if he says things in a calmer tone, people will pay more attention to what he has to say. "Your grandmother should have slapped you more when you barked at someone."
Bunky should have stopped there, but instead he moved on to chastising Hardy for telling him to hurry when he's one with the toilet. He thinks it's disrespectful, and he doesn't like to be told to hurry when he's taking a poo. Hey, it's another idea for a Bunky bear springing to life - Bunky-the-Pooh!
Monica's wearing orange today (like you needed to ask) and is feeling good about her exercise regimen. She added some sit-ups to her workout, and Hardy didn't even tell her when to do them. That's probably because he's too busy copping a ciggie from Nicole's pack while she's floating in the pool. But ol' Eagle Eye catches him, and Hardy doesn't think she should be upset. Hmm..try stealing his tweezers and see what happens, Nicole.
Nicole joins Hardy on the patio and tells him that Will is "sweating it out again." He is still afraid of being evicted. "He is so self-centered," says Nicole.
Nicole says that Hardy owes her. "You might as well turn your stipend over to me." Yeah, death threats to your competition don't come cheap in L.A.
Hardy talks about crying in the Diary Room, and Nicole says BB asked her if she was going to cry because she always does. I hope she did, because it's one of the things I always win a bet on when watching the show with my friends. "Ten bucks says this chick is gonna boo-hoo before she leaves that blue room." Hey, it puts gas in my car.
Will brings up Nicole's jealousy over losing the helicopter ride. He was hurt that she wouldn't accept the salad and champagne he brought her.
Nicole: "Salad was not going to make me feel better." I know if the Evil Doctor had come to me in peace, bearing lettuce leaves, I would have been overjoyed.
Will is preparing a snack and drops it. Nicole tells him if he is messing up her stove, she will kick his a**. Will says that isn't what BB would like to hear, so Nicole changes it to "tickle" his a**.
Nicole says they are out of f'ing lemons (there goes that G rating). Will says they have bananas. Nicole says she's not a big fan of bananas. I'm happy to hear that bananas are making a comeback in the BB house. I was missing them.
Last night the HGs made sorbet, and Hardy wasn't interested in helping to turn the crank on the ice cream machine. Today he wants some sorbet, but Little Red Hen Bunky tells him he can't have any because he didn't help make it.
Banner Time: MONICA & BUNKY POWER OF 2. Huh?
Is this like another group forming or something? Like 2 Hype? Cuz I don't know what else it could mean, since Bunky's power goes out the door on Thursday. I'm telling ya, these banner planes need to be followed by another plane waving an explanation banner. None of these things are making any sense to me.
Okay, here comes another one - NET SEEKS LIVE PENALTY NOM FOR N. Well, now, you just blew any chance of getting one. Nicole will re-enter the G-rated Pollyanna School of Non-Violence and we won't get even the slightest crack at seeing any more "cutting edge" excitement.
Nicole to Will: "That must have been a really mean thing I said to you, eh?"
Will: "What part? Actually, there were alot of mean things you said."
Nicole: "Can't be THAT mean."
Oh, for the love of Jesus (who sits on the throne), why is it that whenever knives are involved, these HGS can never remember anything?? C'mon!
Hardy asks Nicole to trim his hair. Bunky is catching the hair in a plastic bag as it falls. He says, "I just know women will want hair clippings from Hardy." Uh, okay, how much?
Nicole to Bunky: "Imagine getting a penalty nomination NOW." Poor Bunky can only hope.
Hardy tells Nicole that Bunky won't guarantee that he won't put up the two of them for nomination if he should stay in the game and get HOH. "I think there's a better chance of Will putting up Monica than Bunky putting up Monica." Right, since they're a power of two. Two hype, baaabuhhh...
Hardy joins Nicole in the kitchen after she returns from the Diary Room.
Nicole: "I'm already having an anxiety attack."
Hardy: "What? About the competition?"
Nicole: "Yeah. Obviously, they just changed it..in the DR they are, like, how important is this HOH? I said it's, like, the most important one yet. Makes me wonder if it has to do with, like, quick knowledge..Will is better at stuff like that than Bunky is. I don't think it has very much to do with evicted HGs, if you know what I mean. I'm not saying anything, but just want you to think about it." All I'm thinking about is how you've given up the word "f***" for the word "like." And I, like, don't get it.
Nicole wonders why Bunky hasn't asked her for anything for his auction. She offers him her cowboy hat from the bullriding competition but he doesn't want it because it's not personal enough. I suggest she give him her chef's knife. It seems like as good an excuse as any to get it out of the house. In fact, I think Bunky could take it on the road as part of a Big Brother Cutlery exhibit. Grab the big butcher knife, probably still bearing Justin's fingerprints (which will add a bit of drama to the show), and throw in the scissors that Nicole held so closely to Will's neck while she was cutting his hair (ooh, scary). I guess you could open up Big Brother's House of Horror (HOH, get it?) at Halloween and add the Killer Toothbrush to the mix.
Nicole notices that the red chair in the living room is the same red chair from the Diary Room last year. Boy, this girl DID watch the show. Who'da thunk it?
BB tells Hardy to stop taking his Hydroxycut vitamins because it could hurt him in the competition tomorrow. The HGs are speculating what the HOH challenge could be. Maybe they just don't want him to be strong - like the Hulk.
Will asks Nicole if anything is wrong. She says she is anxious about tomorrow. He says he will stay out of her way but to call on him if she needs anything. Paging Dr. Will...paging Dr. Will...could you help me? I need to know something. Uh, if someone chops off your head, you know? And you have, like, this head? With no body, you know? And it's just rolling around with its eyes all open and stuff...well, I was just wondering, can it hold its breath and bob if someone kicks it in the pool? Cuz if Nicole does that to you like she said she might, then I just wanted to know if we would continue to see your head floating in the pool - which looks better with the new hair (pun alert) CUT, by the way - or would it sink and we would just have to watch your headless body flopping around after Nicole finishes poo-pooing down your neck. I mean, I'm just wondering. Besides, Bunky might want to get some footage for this show he may take on the road.
Nicole tells Hardy that she can't believe BB is doing this to them now. "It's just plain mean." What, trying to make the competiton fair to everyone? I admit, it is a novel idea.
BB gives the HGs a note:
"There will be no practice for the next HOH competition. It will be at the end of tomorrow's live show. As the role of HOH comes with much power especially at this point in the game, be prepared to use all the skills that have kept you in the BB house so far. There will be no more information about this. Prepare as you see fit."
We're having some fun now, folks.
Monica says she will prepare for a physical competition tomorrow. She will wear comfortable shoes rather than heels, and she will go with braids. I'm not sure what hairstyles have to do with anything, but she'll be prepared nonetheless. And, besides that, "it is what it is," says Monica.
Nicole is still stressed out about the competition. Hardy asks her, "What's the worst that could happen?" Nicole: "I lose. I'm about as good at losing as you are." Hardy tells her it's not the end of the world. No, but it might be the end of Will's life if he wins and nominates her. I hope if there IS any bloodletting this week, that Will remembers that all-important medical motto: Physician, heal thyself.
Hardy says, "Gee, I hope Will doesn't win. You don't know how much I don't want that boy to win." Okay, Hardy, let someone else play. Didn't your grandmother ever teach you to take turns?
Will promises Hardy that if Monica is eliminated from HOH, he will throw the win to Nicole. Hardy says, "That would be wise." Hardy, overboard you go. Tomorrow you'll see a banner flying that says: BNY CROSSNG OVR 2 DARK SIDE. I'm sorry, but you're giving me no choice. I still want to bang you, however - so remember, this is just a game.
Monica tells Bunky that she knows what her downfall was on all the other HOH challenges and that she's prepared this time. She hopes that she is setting a good example and that her peeps aren't let down on the outside.
The HGs sit down to dinner and Will decides to say a prayer to bless the food (Will and grace) and then tells everyone how to make a pipe bomb out of a cola bottle. That's our Will - a true study in contradiction.
I can't wait until tomorrow.
More then.
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