| Bunny | Thursday, September 06, 2001 - 07:14 pm 
Oh, dear, what will we do?
Bunny's in black, and she's feeling blue
She's mourning the loss of Hardy Ames-Hill
The boy from Big Brother who gave her a thrill
There is no one left but the Evil Chill Will
With cosigning Monica and Cruella de Ville
There's much less testosterone, ditto good looks
Much more depression from the houseguest who cooks
Fewer rippling muscles, and fewer massage scenes
Fewer bananas, and much less protein
No more tanned body, no more perfect smile
No more white shirts when he dresses with style
No more long lashes, eyeliner tattooed
No more cute yelling when he doesn't have food
No more loud grunting when he's working out
No more time for a Bunny shout-out
He's gone now - yes, he's gone now - and Bunny's so sad
Hardy was the Adonis that she never had
He was more than a body; he was sweet to the core
Kindness seeped out from each gorgeous pore
Yes, he was snippy, and sometimes he barked
He wasn't with Bunny, and this got him sparked
He was stuck with Nicole, and she just wouldn't do
It was Bunny he needed, his love for her grew
He just didn't know it, but I'm sure he will now
She's ready to greet him, her love she'll avow
For one single night, she'd like him to call
A bag oe'r her head will make her a doll
And then she would promise to leave him alone
She won't even ask for a peek at his bone
Just a wink and a hug and a kiss on the cheek
And maybe a look at his biceps, one peek
She'll bring him a toothbrush, shiny and clean
One that has never been near a latrine
She'll bring a supply of his fave protein shakes
And throw in, for good measure, a big carrot cake
At Christmas, she'll send him a nice heavy bag
Along with a monogrammed diamond do-rag
But if he refuses, she'll take it in stride
She is just a rabbit, and rabbits have pride
She'll remember the good times, the live feed galore
When Hardy was naked (there's footage galore)
She'll go back to real life, and Hardy will, too
And wait for a reunion of Big Brother 2
Bunny will be drawing the shades the next couple of days in order to mourn the banishment of her favorite HG. OI will fill in until she's ready to re-enter society. Could someone please pick up her black veil at the dry cleaners? |
