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Bunny
| Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 9:28 am 
We're saying goodbye to Scooter nee Scott
Who's joining the ranks of the Calico C---
As a houseguest evicted before he was due
By the BB Security Maintenance Crew
He was kicking chess pieces, throwing balls at the wall
And calling folks names that didn't set well at all
His rep is quite solid as a BB gunslinger
For crossing the line to become a chair-flinger
Brought in the house on his merits alone
He couldn't quite cope with the kink he was thrown
His ex-love Amanda, recruited right after
Caused Scooter to shout and hang from the rafter
But what prompted this houseguest to pick up a chair?
Emasculation from the loss of his hair?
What made him lose it? To scream and to shout?
Could it be he just realized that skull caps are out?
He seemed to be jealous of big Dave the Ranger
Enough to put all the others in danger
From chairs made of plastic, flying mid-air
All because Mandy played gin - is that fair?
After Scott's outburst, he begged the forgiveness
Of BB4's residents who stood by to witness
He blamed the X-factor for making him lose it
It wasn't his fault - he didn't choose it
There was something else causing his pain, said he
He's suffering from warts down on his p--p--
This panics the girls, they think it's contagious
They all go bananas, acting outrageous
Alison is bawling and scrubbing the head
Dana wants BB to take out his bed
Jun and Michelle are frightened to bits
Someone please give them some STD lit!
He could kill you with chairs, but not with his warts
I thought that you children had plenty of smarts
Stop worrying 'bout you and feel sorry for Scooter
Who will now have to find love through the computer
"Wanted: One chick who doesn't own a TV
And never heard stories of Scott from BB
I have plenty of knit hats to hide loss of hair
I'll be good to your turtles, but have issues with chairs"
Scott, I will miss you and wish you the best
You gave us the zip, the zing, and the zest
Now who will I write about? Who'll give me the juice?
No other houseguest has a cannon as loose
You're now down in history in reality TV
As the chair-throwing guest with an STD
The viewers are sorry that you had to go
Be sure and tell Justin that we said hello
Hoppy trails,
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