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Ryn
| Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:26 pm 
CLP subbing for Bunny
Thanks CLP!!!
As the clock strikes midnight on Friday morning we find the houseguests in groups in the hot tub and in the blue bedroom. No talk of consequence. I won’t try and transcribe it because I would hate for y’all to fall asleep in the first paragraph.
We get a little strategy talk between Erika and Allison in the bathroom. Both are more than miffed about The X Factor. Allison decides they (producers) did it on purpose to upset them. Gee, Allison, ya think? Nothing gets by her does it. They assure each other “they have got each other’s backs.” I swear if I never hear that phrase again, I could die happy.
David, Robert, Amanda, and Scott are outside. Not much talk of interest, except Scott stupidly says, right to Robert’s face, that Justin has to go next week. Way to scheme there, Hat Boy. Scott says the competitions are the most important thing; and then he farts. Just about blew my headphones off my head. Thanks Gassy Hat Boy.
Everyone snacks a little and talks a little. General chit chat about hot celebrities. Scott says, “I better not say anything else about J. Ho, or Ben Affleck will kick my a**.” Moderately funny, Hat Boy.
As everyone is off to bed, we get a little Allison and Nathan flirty hijinks in the HOH room. Aw, lord just kiss already and cut out the giggling and rubbing. David, Erika, Jack, and Scott in the Turtle Room, yakking about, we gotta get the veto, we gotta get HOH next week, original 8 alliance, yadda yadda yadda. Hey Houseguests? I have a request. If you are going to finally talk strategy, don’t rehash the same three conversations over and over. Thank you.
Everyone goes to bed and we see no activity until almost 8 am BB time, when Jun gets up, uses the potty, plucks her eyebrows, and goes back to bed. Now I ask you, who in the heck gets up and plucks their eyebrows, only to go back to bed. In the interest of full disclosure, I am starting to really dislike Jun. Just so you know.
At 10:15 BB time, the voice from the sky booms, “Good Morning Houseguests! It is time to get up for the day. Jun is already in the shower and Jack begins to stir. General morning stuff. Cooking, eating, primping, and discussing the different medicines they are all on. They seem to be in lockdown. You know, Robert looks like that older brother from “Blossom”. The recovering addict. Nice symmetry there.
Oh my lord. Jee’s hair looks bad. I mean really awful. That look is not going to help him with the ladies. Jee and Nathan talking about “Sesame Street” and someone asks if the others watched “Electric Company”. The others have never heard of it. Dude. Morgan Freeman rocked as “The Easy Reader” on that show. I feel so old.
David really needs to stop singing. He does this all the time and we get FOTH. I think he is messing with us. But, because of his incessant warbling, we see a guy cleaning the pool out front. Hey Pool Guy!
BB voice tells everyone to get in “comfortable clothes”. Ah, must mean Veto competition is coming up.
FOTH for quite awhile. Doing the Veto competition. And we are back. They discuss the competition, which seems to have something to do with ropes and knots. Dana is wearing the medal. Man, Dana is going to be asking Nathan every ten seconds if she should use the Veto.
Various chatting about shoe sizes and other mind numbing topics. Michelle comes out of the DR and gathers everyone in the living room for some announcements. They are under lockdown while BB cleans up the backyard. FOTH during the meeting.
We are back. Houseguests are outside. David is running full speed at the punching bag and leaping at it. He falls a few times and then succeeds in grabbing it in a bear hug and hanging on upside down. I now have this image of a bunch of Rangers flinging themselves on columns in an Iraqi Imperial Palace.
Extended periods of kitchen and eating and backyard and laying around and working out. Except for a little tiff between Michelle and David. Seems she is tired of him implying that the only reason he went out with her was to take her virginity. I know way more about Michelle than I want to.
We then take a long stroll down Boring Boulevard. Really, nothing of consequence was said at all. We get some smack talk about Erika from Robert. Woo, big surprise there. More boringness. Why, yes, I did just make up a new word. Michelle and Nathan are sitting in chairs facing each other, with their feet propped up on one another’s nether regions. Oh look at the blondes having more fun. Nathan tells us about Michelle’s hairy feet. These live feeds should come with a prescription and a warning about operating heavy machinery because they are seriously putting me to sleep.
Allison, Dana, Jee, and Robert outside doing a little plotting. Allison has pledged her loyalty to everyone but Scott. Methinks she is digging herself a hole with all these alliances.
Dinner Time. Standing and eating. Sitting and eating. ZZZZZZZZZZ. Whoops, sorry about the snoring, it won’t happen again. FYI, they are eating dinner at 10:30 pm BB time.
After dinner, Erika, Scott, Amanda, and Dave are playing cards. Jee and Robert outside playing Giant Chess.
As we head back towards midnight, we find Nathan and his harem plotting in the HOH bedroom. But as I have now served my 24 hour sentence, I will leave the recapping to Bunny or whoever has Saturday.
To sum up; long periods of boringness broken up by seriously inept and repetitive plotting. And Dana won the Veto.
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