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Bunny
| Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 4:21 pm 
It's daylight and Amanda and David are still talking on the patio. David tells her he is playing a role in the house (Which one? Bozo on crack?) and everything he is doing is not real. (Here we go again - those weren't REAL spoons I stuck up my nose, and those weren't REAL monkey noises I made every time there was a lull in conversation, and I didn't REALLY bring only ugly brown shirts to wear in the house. )
He tells her he would like to see her after they get out of the house. She says she can't believe him but will watch the Diary Room tapes to see what he says about her. He says he doesn't think he ever talked about her in the DR. I don't think he did either. Not unless her name is "EEE EEE EEE" or Oneida.
After their long talking-in-circles-for-three-hours-and-saying-nothing conversation, they call it a night and go inside. Erika wakes up when Dave enters the room and he tells her that Amanda warned him to watch out for Dana. Erika: "Maybe we should have Justin and Robert go after Dana." Dave: "If Justin gets HOH, we need to push hard to get rid of Dana." Erika: "They have probably made a deal not to put Dana up."
Jack is awake now and joins in on the conversation. He says Dana told Alison she wouldn't nominate Justin if she won HOH. He wants to share this info with Nate. He also thinks it is a good idea for Erika to talk to Robert, "even though it will be a strain." Jack: "Just tell him that things didn't work out on the outside, but that doesn't mean they can't work in here." (Besides, when you're touring the country together as the Cast of BB4, you'll have to get along.)
David shares that Amanda told him he was "a marked man" by the exes. "Let's pull Justin over to us and put up Dana and Jee." Jack thinks David is close enough to Dana to tell her that they don't feel she's being true to the alliance. "Take her on a date to the pool." A swim date with Dead Man Floating? Good luck.
Most of the house is up and beginning their preparations for the day. Erika goes outside to find Robert. She tells him that she heard he is after her eviction. Robert says he has no plan, that he's looking at it week to week and isn't after anyone.
Robert: "What do you want? We're not friends. We didn't get along on the outside." He says he is still upset that she made him lose his job. "I am acting just like I would outside - just ignoring you."
Erika: "It has just been weird."
Rob: "Things are the same in here as they would be on the outside." She reminds him again that he never apologized. (I already talked to him about that, Erika. There's nothing more I can do.)
Rob: "Outside of this house we are not going to be friends. Inside of the house we are not both going to the end, right? After we get out, we will never talk again."
Erika: "I just don't want it to be uncomfortable. In the beginning, I tried to talk to you."
Rob: "No, you didn't."
Erika: "Yes, about your alcoholism." (Oh, that.)
Rob: "Because of what happened in the past, I know you can't like me - I couldn't like me (no comment) - but I'm not the same person. I'm money now. I'm Hollywood hip. I'm hooked up and booked up. Kiss my ring."
Erika: "I'd like to not be 'high school' about it."
Rob: "We're the older people - the others are kids. They can't compare to what we had. We're the only couple in the house that had a real relationship." (Erika, pirouette out of there. NOW!)
Erika begins to cry. "It all started with Scotty. Maybe I'm more compassionate than the others. I saw his behaviors as a cry for help. I'm not 23 - I didn't find him a joke." (But what about David? Is he cracking us up or what?)
Alison sees Dana at the door, eavesdropping on the conversation, and comes outside to stop it cold. Erika says she thinks she is going to quit the game and go home. "It's just too uncomfortable."
Alison: "At least your ex isn't flirting with other people right in front of your face." (Actually, Ali, I think most of his flirting is done while you're shacked up in the HOH room with Nate, but what do I know?)
Robert heads for the bedroom with Dana tagging right behind him (no surprise there, eh?). She wants to know what he and Erika were talking about. Robert, sensitive guy that he is, fills her in on everything Erika said. Erika passes by and sees them in the bedroom. She says to Dana, "Everything's not about the game."
Dana: "What was that? She doesn't want to have a p-ssing match with me."
Robert: "I don't know what she wanted - for me to say 'Hey, baby, I miss you, let's hang out?' I told her we aren't friends."
Dana: "Her trying to talk to you IS about the game."
Robert: "It's because she knows I'm tight with everyone." (Well, maybe Carmen Electra, but beyond that...)
Jun, Alison, and Michelle join them in the bedroom. More talk from Blabbermouth Robert about his conversation with Erika. Dana tells the others that she thinks Erika and Jack should be evicted next. (Does Bunny get a vote?)
After Robert exhausts the subject with the girls, he heads to the living room to sit with Amanda. He wastes no time putting his hand under her shirt to rub her back. (Jee, count how many days Amanda has left and tell her it's still possible to leave with her dignity.)
Dana asks Jack if she should apologize to Erika for trying to listen in on her conversation with Robert.
Dana: "It wasn't about the game - it was something entirely different."
Jack: "All the exes have different relationships."
Dana: "It's hard to know who to trust. I am sure people have a hard time trusting me when I am talking to Justin and Robert."
Jack: "Will you have a hard time voting against Justin if you have to?"
Dana: "No."
Jack: "I've watched this thing and if people get too suspicious, they're like a pinball going from thing to thing." (Hey, Jack, you're talking to the Pinball Wizard!)
Nate lies on the couch while Michelle strokes his hair. It appears to have an effect on his manhood. Attention! Looks like David isn't the only soldier in the house.
Alison tells Jun that Dana was eavesdropping on the conversation between Erika and Robert, so she went outside to break it up because "Dana was freaking out." (Nah - not Dana!) Now Dana takes Erika outside to talk, and Alison and Jun hover under the window to listen in. (Nah - not Jun and Alison!)
Dana apologizes to Erika for jumping to conclusions. Dana: "I need to control myself." Erika begins to cry - again. Dana: "I wish I could identify with what you are going through." Erika: "I don't know why I am here with him. It makes me mad but I'm trying to deal with it." (You can always sic the turtles on him.)
Michelle and Alison discuss their life mottos. Alison says hers is "winner" because it's her last name spelled backwards: Irwin. Uh, Al? That would be NIWRI, and if I'm not mistaken, that doesn't spell "winner." It actually spells one of those noises that David is always making. I guess if you jumble the letters around, you could make it come out right. Good thing it's not Jee's last name - he would make it "weiner."
Jun makes a snack for the HGs in the kitchen while Nate eats salt out of his hand and wishes for Doritos. (Didn't Carmen Electra make a Doritos commercial? I'll ask Rob.) Dana says she would like some "worter." Nate: "WOR-ter?" Dana tries to pronounce the word in the King's English. "Wah-tuh. Wah-ter." By jove, I think she's got it.! Now try this, Dana - "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."
David, Erika, Jee, and Amanda hit the patio for a game of cards. David annoys everyone by talking like a pirate: "Arrrghhh!" (Ooh, Buccaneer baby! Johnny Depp's got nothin' on you!) He then begins to sing and Erika tells him to stop. "If you sing, they block the feed and the internet people say bad things about you." (No, go ahead, sing if you want - but I hear Jean Lafitte's got a bone to pick.)
Amanda: "I'm sure they've already said crap about me without me singing." Not really, Amanda. You're pretty cool. I wish you would campaign for votes, though, because that's part of the game and I really like that part. You're letting me down on that aspect. And you're not trying different things with your hair - you know, like pigtails or a nice chignon. But other than that - and the fact that you play cards all day and don't give me anything to write about - I can't complain.
Robert shares that he thinks P. Diddy is a genius. Takes one to know one.
He's now going over the Erika incident with Justin and Jee. Dana comes in to show them a pair of her undies from Frederick's. (Is that Frederick's of Hollywood? No doubt Rob knows him.)
Dana: "What is stressing me out is that I like people here and you have to start voting people out that you like, but it's the game and you can't take it personally."
Jee: "We are all good people just trying to play a game. No one's an ex-con, no one has a record. (Well, if you don't count that underage drinking thing.)
Alison and Nate are in the hammock.
Ali: "Dave is hard to talk to because it's so hard for him to connect to people." (But I bet he does well at the zoo.)
Nate: "Michelle has no personality." (Don't worry. It won't show in the pages of Playboy.)
Alison goes with Robert to the bathroom to give him a haircut. Bunny changes feed to avoid the After, having been devastated by the Before. Let me be the first to declare this the Coiffure-Challenged Cast of Big Brother. I haven't seen this many bad haircuts since the invention of the mullet.
BB gives them hula hoops and a few of them go outside to play. Alison and David are very good at it. The girls say that the guys who are the best at the hula hoops are the ones who are good in bed. Justin's hoop falls to the ground.
Jun: "Well, now I know why Amy drank so much last year."
Jack: "You have to have sympathy for anyone going through this." (Well, sure, but what about us, Jack? Do you know how hard it is to WATCH?)
Enter Dave. "I could eat the a-- out of a dead rhino." (Told you he belonged in the zoo.) By the way, Dave has a new spoon trick. He lays his hand down on a cutting board and pokes the spoon around his fingers in a rapid motion. He misses and slams the spoon into the back of his hand. Now I'm worried he'll go back to his original spoon trick. And here I thought they needed to hide the knives.
Dana, Michelle, and Jun begin to dance in the kitchen, following one of Bunny's rules. Thank you, girls, but.....well, it was no Trinitron.
Amanda agrees to let Erika straighten her hair and they head for the bathroom. While there, Special Ops Dave forgets he's not at Boot Camp anymore and goes on a stealth mission, crawling on the floor to the bathroom, in order to grab Amanda's leg and scare her. Funny, but I was always told the military matured you.
Hoppy trails,
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