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Tater
| Monday, July 21, 2003 - 10:09 am 
July 20th Oh What A Tangled Web Dave Weaves When He Tries To Freak Out Jee…
12:01am. Jun’s B-day is officially over. She didn’t get what she really wanted in the HOH room. Since there was no Nookie, there were no tossed Cookies! Jun and Ali discuss strategy. Ali say’s if they stay with they original 7 then it will be obvious to the Three Amigos that we’re trying to get them out. Umm…Duh! Ali and Jun both agree that they underestimated Dave, “He is a genius and a master strategist”. He is a threat! Oh and by the way, they don’t trust Dana.
Dana came inside after playing cards with Justin. She was highly ticked off at Justin. Does it really matter why at this point? Dave and Justin come in laughing. Ali joins Dana against the guys. Michelle saunters in “Please don’t throw me in the pool, I just did my hair”. Blah, Blah, Blah. Let me cut to the chase, Ali gets thrown in the pool, clothes get wet and Michelle’s perfectly coifed hair stays dry.
King Jee Napoleon Osbourne is talking to Chronic Nose Picker Robert about the ego trip Dave is on because of the POV. Excuse me, Pot, Kettle, Black. If Dave use’s the POV Jee will “F” them. They have had it with Pretty Boy Nate. They think he is used to getting everything he wants. Basically bashing most everyone. Oh and by the way, they don’t trust Dana.
So it’s about 3am and Erika and Jack are having a stratgey meeting. Dave walks in and tells them how stupid Jee is. (Dave’s words not mine) Seems that Jee told Dave a lot of the Three Amigos plans. Tater seconds Dave’s assessment. They laugh at how Robert told Dave that Erica is crazy. Dave responded with Yea and she will kill your family and eat your children too! Erica, Jack and Dave have a nice bonding chuckle. Dave said he is gonna mess with Jee’s head and make him think he is gonna use the POV. Tater thinks the HOH room will need another cleaning by the end of the day when Jee’s head explodes.
Ahh, a brief rest while the houseguest have dreams of one another. One can only wonder whom Dana manages to get mad at while she sleeps.
Wake-up call at 10:14am. Hamsters start their morning rituals. Dana is cold, not in the emotional way, in the burrrr way. Mad at Nate for dropping the thermostat during the night. Now Jun goes on the warpath when she takes a look at her kitchen. Dishes in the sink, jelly on the cabinets. Jun thinks they had a “F-in” Jelly Party last night. Yells for everyone to get up. Blames Nate for the mess. He doesn’t chip in. He gives her the silent treatment.
As people start to get dressed for the POV meeting, the second-guessing starts. Erika keeps flashing back to Marcy, Dani and Jason from last year. Dave looks down at his tie-died shirt. He asks if it looks like he is promoting the rainbow flag. Should he go to his brown shirt? Michelle and Jun say no. Just at that moment Seamonkey parachutes into the backyard and with a sign that reads, Save Dave’s Rainbow Shirt!
Dave fakes everyone out at the POV meeting. He stands up and says, “I choose to use my power of veto on…no one.” Whew! I bet that caused some skid marks! The look on the Hamsters faces was priceless. Well, maybe not as priceless as the coming live Eviction show on Wednesday but certainly worth a buck fifty or so.
Jee and Nate have a discussion about having Gay kids. Things got a bit dicey when they said you would have to love them because they were your kids. Nate hesitated and said I would love em but I would ask them to move out be cause it is against gods will. G-O-L-L-Y Nate. I suppose it was gods will this morning that while you were napping with Jun, a woman you have only known for two weeks, and she told you she wasn’t wearing panties, you tried to sneak a peek! But it was all-good. You got up and got your Bible and returned to the same bed! I’m sure that you were looking in the good Book of Mathew for something about coveting thy housemate’s unclothed bottom.
Jun has obviously watched other reality shows. She knows the value of being the sole provider for the flock of children. Why, if this were Survivor, she would be the one nekid swimming in the ocean with a spear.
In short, everyone makes the rounds sniffing each other’s butts for the Alpha. They play a came “Have you ever”. They all have. Oh and by the way, they don’t trust Dana.
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