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Tater
| Monday, July 28, 2003 - 10:56 am 
Plans are a Fixin To Hatch
Hot tub drunk Ali and Justin are talking. Justin knows that Nate is going to take Ali off the block despite Ali’s Oscar winning performance to the contrary. According to Ali she is the smartest one there so she will win the next HOH. Well Ali, what about the last HOH? Huh? Justin calls her on exactly that point. SHE missed the question! HA HA HA! He’s got your number honey ands its
1-800-DIV-ANOT!
Meanwhile back in the house everybody else joins in on a very illuminating show of sex talk. Complete with demonstrations by Dana and Dave. Let’s just say, if Arnie was smart, he could package this hour and show it as “A Very Special Episode, Warts and All”.
People move in and out of their groups, sub groups, and sub sub groups. Bouncing from bedroom to bedroom. Scheming and trying to figure out if Nate will use the POV. Nate is trying to sleep, alone, in his bed. He wants nothing to do with Ali at the moment. This pisses Ali off royally! How can someone she just had dinner with just a few hours earlier just be ignoring her? Why? Why? WHY? Is my tiara on crooked? Well, your Majesty, you got poopy faced! Nate is embarrassed for you and your lap dancing antics. Ali starts yelling and crying as Nate tells her how disappointed he was that she acted like a freakin idiot! He had higher expectations for her clean genes. Nate is fixin to show his brass ones on this! Go Nate! “Your not safe yet Ali”. But in the end Ali knows how to work a room. Pageant smile everyone!
They all straggle off to bed to dry out and dream of the different rooms in the place they will be sequestered. Dana and Justin are having the same dream about a big room with a wrestling mat. Jee is dreaming of the lap dance room. Robert is in a room made of tissue with a Claritin mobile. Jack is in the Billiard room with a lead pipe and Col. Mustard. Erika is in the it’sy bitsy red polka dot bikini room. Jun’s room is the one Decorated with Oreo Cookies. Obviously Ali’s room is the mirrored room right next to Nathan’s mirrored room. Ali and Nate each have a White Hooded HOH Robe hanging in the closet. And Dave‘s dreaming of an invisibility cloak and singing You can’t See Me, as he runs through other people’s rooms and dreams.
As soon as they get up for the POV day the plotting begins anew. Will Nate use the POV? If he does, whom will Dana put up? The whisper classes paid off this year as the HG’s go on with their plotting. Dana even asks Jack if he wants to go home. He tells her he is not a lamb! Good one Jack!!! Nate uses the POV to take Ali off the block. Dana then puts Dave on the block as the replacement. Hmm? Who is the pawn now?
The day progresses as egos and bodies are stroked. Tweedle Dumb, Tweedle Dumber, and Tweedle Dumbest (Jee3 boys are interchangeable at this point) are trying to hatch a new plan with Dana as she stirs her caldron with Jun. This is their chance to get rid of a strong player now even though they all like Dave and the fact that he doesn’t wear underwear. Well, maybe the underwear thing is just me!
The new plan hatched by Polka Dot, Ranger Barfi and the Spinning Spy is to let the Tweedle Brothers and Caldron Sisters think that they are really pissed at Nate for the POV. Did you get that? They said they would go after Nate to avenge the loss of Dave. Of course you know they are lying.
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