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| Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 1:23 am 
Bunny and Mod -
Here is the Summary for last Thursday, July 24. Sorry it is late but my wonderful cable modem decided to die on Friday and they just got it fixed today. ARGH!! Anyway, can y'all place it in the right order? I wouldn't want the order mixed up!! Thanks!!
Thursday, July 24 - Dana nominates Alli and Jack - watch the sparks fly!!
It is 12 AM on Thursday, and Dana has won HOH on the Wednesday live show. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for some scheming, backstabbing, and trash talking. Yahtzee! Game On! (Nice shout out to Paradise Hotel’s Toni.)
We join the gals making up a list of food they would like to be eligible to win in the upcoming food competition. Seriously, if there is anything more boring than watching these people make a grocery list, I certainly don’t want to see it. The gals are having a hen party in the HOH room, oohing and ahhing over Dana’s pictures, like one of her bedroom. I think if I were on this show, I could get by without having to look at pictures of my bedroom at home. Dana really is a bit of a fruitcake.
Outside, Jee, Justin, and Nathan are playing B-Ball. Whee, exciting stuff. Robert and Justin are in the hot tub and they are going on and on about how stupid it was for the “others” to F with them. It may bite them in the ass, but it sure was funny. Justin says he is “going to pull everyone’s card”. Okay, I may be tragically unhip, but what in the hell does that mean?? Is he going to ask for their ID or what? Robert tells Justin to “kiss her (Dana) and do whatever it takes to keep them safe”. EWWWW!
Dana needs some Mrs. Butterworth poured on her head, because she ain’t nothing but a big old waffle tonight. Should she go with the stooges, or the originals. She is leaning towards the stooges, because they kept her in the loop and the originals ambushed her with Michelle’s eviction. Erika, Alli, Justin, and Robert think Amanda and Michelle were wasted evictions. This I don’t get, I can see having regrets about who went, but this whole wasted stuff flies right over my head. Everyone has to go at some point and sometimes it makes more sense to take out an easily influenced person over the so-called “strong player”. The last thing a big alliance wants running around is a floater, I would rather know where everyone stands than have a wishy washy in the house. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, guess what? Dana is pissed off that Nate said her winning HOH was “the worst case scenario”. He is right, though. Alli and Erika defend Nate and Alli subtly threatens Dana. Alli says that she might want to look past this week, because she could be sealing her fate if she nominates wrong. They go round and round about this being the last evictee not sequestered, and Erika slyly mentions that Robert might not want to be sequestered because of his daughter.
Jack, Justin, and Nathan discuss the pay scale of the FBI, teaching, and football coaching salaries. These boys are boring as all get out sometimes.
Dana, Jee, and Jun in HOH. Newsflash!!! Jun is eating, AGAIN. This girl is not going to have any clothes to wear if she keeps going at this rate.
Erika is telling Jack about the possibility of Dana turning her back on the originals, and Jack says he will talk to her. Unless I have missed something, I don’t see a big bond between Dana and Jack, and I don’t see him having much influence on her, so whatever to that plane Secret Agent Man.
Jack, Justin, and Nathan are outside folding towels. Aww, those boys took my boring comments to heart. Instead of sitting around being boring, they are now boring and active.
Back to mad circular plotting in HOH room. Dana is worried everyone will be mad if she doesn’t put Justin up. Justin tells her to put her up then. Dana says, no way. Silent Jun is in there. This girl is everywhere.
Hey Jun,
don’t make it bad.
Pick a paranoid partner
and coast on through.
Remember; let her do the dirty work,
then you can slide into the finals.
Dana keeps calling Jun her consigliere and it really bugs. I’m just saying. Justin insists that they can trust him because he never, ever lies. (More on that later). Same rehashing of same stuff. Dana goes to DR to ask if nominations are Friday. After she leaves, Jun asks Justin if the stooges made a deal with Jack and David about forming a male alliance to pick off the girls. Justin says no way. Hey Wrestler Boy, I thought you never, ever lied. Dana returns to say noms are on Friday. They debate the merits of having a group meeting about the nominations or to do it one on one. They discuss putting up Alli and Jack.
Dana goes to the bathroom, and Jack corners her at the sink. Jack must have been on stake out waiting for her to leave the HOH. Jack tells her there is safety in the numbers of the originals. Not very passionate plea.
Jun is in bed with Nate, Alli, and Erika, and Jun is informing them that Dana may put up two of the originals. Dana comes in and Jun has to cover her bean spilling. The originals restate again that the reason they kept her out of the loop is because they were not sure where she stood. I think they would have been better off keeping her out of the loop, because (1) the surprise might have thrown off her performance in the HOH competition and (2) it might have driven a wedge between her and Jun. Ahhh, hindsight.
Dana takes Jun back to HOH and tells her she better not be playing two sides. Jun covers and says she overheard them talking about Dana and just wanted to go in and see what they were saying. They hear shouting outside the HOH and they both get quiet trying to hear who is yelling. Dana opens the door to Justin and Allison arguing.
Allison and Justin are fighting about Alli being fake to Dana and Justin being fake to Dana. They each accuse the other of really hating her, but being fake nice to her face. Very short shouting match.
Allison, Erika, and Dana in desert room after the fight, and they are letting Alli vent about hating Justin. Dave walks in and Allison says, “F him and that midget ass pony he rode in on”. Dave wants to know what in the hell she is talking about. Everyone laughs and the group breaks up.
Jun, Dana, Erika, and Justin are in HOH. Justin giving a blow by blow of the fight. I won’t bore you, but basically, it is all Alli’s fault. They gals kick Justin out. And here comes Alli. Alli giving a blow by blow of the fight. I won’t bore you, but basically it is all Justin’s fault. See, don’t you love me for boiling all the BS'ing down for you? Dana kicks everyone out so she can talk to her consigliere. Is Jun going to put horse’s heads in everyone’s bed if they go against “the family”?
Dana calls Robert in, to as she puts it, “to come kiss her ass a little”. Egads, Dana, would you karate chop me if I told you to just shut up already. Robert puts in his two cents about staying with the stooges and swears on his daughter that he is loyal to them. Nice, Nose Picker. Robert is dispatched by the Godmother and her consigliere to send in Jee.
We will now skim over the parade of plotting that goes on into the wee hour of the morning. Jee in HOH, pleading for the stooges. Dave in HOH pleading for the originals, Alli does the same. We get waffling in between from Jun and Dana about which side to go with. This post would go on forever if I transcribed all this circular logic verbatim. These people exhaust me.
Last HOH pow wow of the night is Dana and Justin. Justin is working his mojo on Dana and is convincing her to go with the stooges. We get some flirting and cuddling, which needless to say, I ain’t summarizing. So there. Use your imagination. Don’t call me about the nightmares though.
FINALLY, at 5:25 AM all these nutcases are asleep. I hope they sleep till 3 PM so I have less to summarize.
Damn you, Big Brother. They are all up at 9 AM, Big Brother time for the Food Competition. They all have on camouflage outfits of one kind or another. Color-coded capsules will fall from the sky. Each capsule represents a specific food, from the list they made last night. They're also color-coded into categories--meat, beverages, snacks, vegetables, etc. The red and gold capsule means Burger King for lunch for the week. They have to catch the capsules in their helmets--not their hands--and put them in the bucket.
They showed the "rehearsal," now I guess is the one that will be aired, as everyone was much more enthusiastic about Burger King the second time around.
FOTH. Back to the BY. Everyone running around, catching the capsules. The parachutes are very large. They seem to be doing okay, though there are a bunch of capsules on the ground. The parachutes seem to take up a lot of room in the buckets.
Dana got beer. A guy yelled out that he got the Burger King. Okay, comp is over. Comparing of what everyone got. A lot of talking. FOTH. Hey look, there is Michelle at FOTH. I wonder what they do with the post eviction FOTH stuff, because I know they did this with Amanda, but I haven’t seen it anywhere yet.
The HGs are on outside lockdown, while BB takes the food from last week. They really racked up on the food this week and won Burger King for lunch everyday this week. Everyone rehashing what they won and what they missed. Dana proudly proclaims, “Hey, we got whipped cream! We can do whippits!” Classy, Karate Kid.
We now return to the scheming portion of out program. We get Dana, Nate, and Alli in HOH. Dana tells them they are safe and she is probably nominating Jack and David. Nate and Alli freak out a bit that Dana is breaking the original alliance. Blah blah betrayal blah blah.
Justin and Dana in HOH. Dana blabs all about the original alliance. Justin is trying to convince Dana to nominate Nate and Alli. Man, this stuff is getting so boring to me; I hope they hurry up the nominations so I don’t have to listen to all this stuff anymore.
Jun and Jack in the bathroom. Jun is letting Jack know that Dana is thinking about getting crazy with the nominations. Jack doesn’t seem to believe Dana would turn on them and that he thinks she is unstable. Man, Jun is playing this thing three ways from Sunday; she is covering all the bases. I bet she throws every single HOH and veto competition. No way is she getting her hands dirty.
More plotting and rehashing. Dana is nominating two of the originals! No, two of the stooges! No, Nate and Alli! No, Jee and Robert! No, Alli and Jack. PUT THE KEYS IN THE BOX ALREADY!!!
Hey, look, Robert is crying, folks! And watch of for the flying pigs, because Erika is consoling him. Robert misses his daughter and doesn’t really want to be sequestered. He says if it is out of the country he is not going. Erika apologizes for getting him into the house. Robert sniffles. Lordy, how Erika sat through all that with a straight face is beyond me.
Plotting, scheming, and general repetition of the day’s previous conversations.
At 4:00 PM, BB time, we get FOTH for about 20 minutes.
But now we get a montage of camera shots of HG’s keys and pictures. Shots for the TV show. ALERT! ALERT! INTRUDER IN THE HOUSE. Some brunette woman with a walkie talkie is roaming the house.
At, 5:00 PM, BB time, Dana is called inside and the others are on outside lockdown. Nomination time. We get FOTH for about one hour.
We are back. Allison and Jack are on the block. Alli is not a happy camper and I think Jack’s pulse may have gone up to 45 beats per minute. Alli and Nate are discussing the ramifications of her being nominated and he assures her they can save her without the veto. Nathan says that if he wins Veto, he is saving her and he will be safe since Dana can’t nominate the Veto holder. Nate wants Alli to keep this quiet though.
Various conversations about nominations. The gist? The stooges are very smug and the originals are beginning to scramble a bit.
We end Thursday with everyone playing their roles quite nicely and I really hope next week provides us another turn of fortunes as this week did. Just remember, Dana is a wee bit crazy and Jun must have a tapeworm.
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