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| Friday, August 01, 2003 - 2:05 am 
Summary for Thursday, July 31st - That's The Way The Ball Bounces; Alli wins HOH and Thelma & Louise On The Block
As the calendar flips to Thursday, I find that they have replaced the HGs with a bunch Mr. Goodwrench trainees in the coveralls. Oh, wait it is just the HGs trying on Dickie’s Coveralls for the food competition. Allison divides up the teams as such: Blue – Jack, Jun, Justin, and Nathan. Red – Dana, Erika, Jee, and Robert. Robert is being all pissy about the teams; he thinks that Nathan and Justin on a team together is a big advantage for the other team. The HGs can customize their coveralls. If Jun customizes her’s with fringe like her Cher outfit last night, I’m gonna lose my lunch.
Stooges and Thelma & Louise are outside trying to decide how Alli is going to play the nominations. Alli comes out and tells everyone if they want to come to HOH and talk about nominations, her door is open. Whooo, boy, y’all take pity on clp. I have a feeling my forehead is going to have an imprint of my keyboard on it, cause I will be banging my head on it if I hear the same conversation over and over.
Oh my word, Jun has cut her overalls into really short shorts. Thelma is working the prostitute mechanic look so hot on this season’s runways. Justin instructs Dana to go find some smaller overalls so she can cut hers short like Jun’s.
Robert and Moe and Curly are alone and Robert says Dana would turn on them if the others didn’t hate her. Justin really defends her saying; no way would she stab them in the back. Justin Macho Man Savage just ain’t that bright, y’all. The stooges and Thelma and Louise are beginning to snipe at each other a bit. Jee tells them all Jun is an evil, evil woman. Dana can not stop using the F word.
Thelma and Louise leave the stooges alone and they feel pretty good about their chances. They feel sure Dana is going up and out. They all say their priority is each other, not Jun and Dana. They all say they don’t care about going. If I list all the permutations they go through, I will lose my mind. I actually thank Robert for telling them there is no way to know, so they might as well not talk about it. Robert CANNOT stop scratching his crotch. I don’t know which is worse, the crotch or the nose. Blech.
I switch feeds to look for Thelma and Louise, but two feeds are on jack, Erika, Nathan, and Alli playing cards. Jun has really messed up her coveralls by cutting off the sleeves, too. Boring. Going back to the stooges outside.
Robert still pissed that Erika is still here. He says that he would give anyone else the prize if she is the final two. It is really role reversal from last week. It is the exact same conversation that the originals had last week. Karma. It's what's for dinner in the BB House. But I must say, so far Alli, Nathan, Jack, and Erika are acting much more mature about having the power. I said, so far. I am sure they will prove me wrong and get all smug later, but for now I am proud of them. Justin is working some kind of macramé on his coveralls. I have no idea what he is doing. Aww, the other boys accuse Jee of being “kitty-whipped”, if you get my drift. But Jee says, no man he is heart-whipped. Kinda nice. Damn FOTH because Robert makes some analogy about love and “Goodfellas”. Whatever.
Dana comes out and she has cut of her sleeves. Justin says that if Alli calls him in he will tell her he chose his side and he is in no position to make a deal, so do what you have to do to advance your team and yourself. Justin says he will push her buttons a bit by insinuating that it is Nathan making the decision anyway. Everyone goes inside and Justin is all alone in a quilting bee of one.
The stooges are back together and the card game is boring, Thelma and Louise are MIA, so I am going with the stooges. Ahhh, the dudes are talking about the names of their bongs. No really. And someone belches very loudly. Justin is convinced he is going on the block. Thelma and Louise come out one the veranda. Jun really looks like a prostitute now, the back and sleeves are totally gone. Y’all I just saw Jun’s boobs. I gotta go wash my eyes. They have some conversation about how Jee branded Jun with his name when they dated. I really don’t care to know anything more about this. Okay, but Jee just made a funny. Robert says that David id probably watching them right now. Jee says, Dave doesn’t have the internet, dude sleeps on two ottomans. It is rare I even chuckle at these people, so I give that crack an 8. Man, here they go calling each other gay. Get these people a thesaurus. I can come up with way less offensive cracks.
Dana just called Erika, Nathan, Jack, and Alli “The Aryan Nation”. I say it at least once every summary; “Shut Up, Dana”. We get more whining about the HOH competition being fixed and more smack talk. I will let you fill in the blanks on that, because it is just same sh*t, different day.
Oooh, Jun and Alli in HOH. Jun is telling Alli that they all know Dana is going up. Alli offers Jun a deal, that if she doesn’t put her up, that Jun returns the favor. Jun tells Alli that, if she and Dana are up, the boys won’t use the veto, because then one of the boys would go up. If the boys are up, she and Dana won’t use the veto, because one of the girls would go up. All this hurts my brain. Jun tells her to do what she has got to do.
Jun leaves and Nate enters HOH. They talk a little, plot a little, flirt a little. Alli tells Nate that Jun offered the deal about not nominating each other, when it was really Alli that offered the deal. Nate says he is scared of Justin, but he almost wants to put up Dana and Jun because he feels Jun is “just slithering through”. Erika comes in and asks Alli if she is ready to cut their coveralls.
They are on inside lockdown so BB can prepare for the Food Competition tomorrow. Alli and Erika cut their coveralls and after some more rehashing of the stooges pity party, Dana and Justin making out (ewww), and pulling the shades, the hamsters go to sleep.
8:00 AM BB time; “Good Morning, Houseguests. You have 30 minutes until the Food Competition.” Why can’t they sleep till Noon when I summarize?
FOTH while the HGs get instructions and now outside in backyard for the FC. It looks like a huge construction site with orange cones and a bunch of pipes. It looks like they are going to have to put the pipes together. There's steam coming out from somewhere. Each team has their own pile of pipes and they must work together to make a pipeline from the water source to the finish line. They have to put the pipes through some rings numbered 1 through 8 in order. They have to connect the pipes in a way that will allow the running water to push one of the devil ducks into a tub. They get started and it is very hard to see with the steam everywhere. The Blue team (Jack, Jun, Justin, and Nathan) are ahead. And the Blue team wins. Dana is on PB&J with Jee, Robert, and Erika. Oh man, Dana and Robert are going to need some cheese to go with their whine.
After the competition, there is a lot of down time. Nate, Jack, and Jee play some cards. Uh oh Jee, your stooges are going to get mad. Dana, Justin, Jun, and Robert are in the room of doom and gloom variously sleeping and bitching. Alli is asleep in HOH. Erika is asleep in desert room. Hey look!! Dave is at the FOTH!! Arnie, come on, pull an Amy and bring back Dave! Please, pretty please!
Justin joins Alli in the HOH to discuss nominations. We get more of the same scheming we have heard already. Alli seems to be leaning towards Dana and Jun going on the block. She makes a deal with Justin; if she doesn’t nominate him, he won’t nominate her. Really, these deals make no sense, because if Robert or Jee wins, Justin gets them to do the dirty work. Alli should have made the deal with all the stooges; I won’t put any of you up, if you won’t put me up. Anyway. Veto discussion, same stuff as before. Now, the best part. Alli tells Justin she thinks Nate is a closeted homosexual. No she didn’t! Oh yes she did. Justin says that is “disgusting” and he won’t be hanging around Nate. This coming from a man who dresses up in a leotard with another man in a leotard, with the goal of grabbing each other and rolling around on the ground together. Hey, Justin? I bet you have grabbed more men’s asses than Nathan has ever looked at. Justin gets a Shut Up from clp. Justin promises to keep this on the down low and repeats to Alli that he “has not told a single, solitary lie since he walked through that door”. (More on this later).
Justin scurries to the PB&J Clubhouse to report on his conversation with Alli. He LIES folks! He tells the stooges and Thelma and Louise that Alli offered to spare him if he spares her and told her F no, I am coming after you and Nathan. Not a single solitary lie, Wrestler Boy? He breaks promises. He blabs all about Alli saying Nathan was gay. I am liking Alli only because she is going to take out Dana, but she needs to learn to zip those lips. She talks too much.
Jee in HOH with Alli. Jee is pushing for Erika to be gone, I think, but he stammers and stumbles so much I am never quite sure what he is saying. Robert saunters in. I am so tired of the same discussions, over, and over, and over. They really should make the new HOH make their nominations immediately and watch the fur fly. They call in Justin to make sure that if Dana and Jun go up, none of them use the Veto and they all vote Dana out. OOOOH. Robert ate a cookie. Robert ate a cookie. He is going to be in trouble. The stooges go to report to Dana and totally lie to her, telling her they have no idea what Alli is going to do.
We now get Nate, Jack, Erika, and Alli in HOH. They are trying to get Justin put up. Alli is not going for this. They want Justin to think he is pawn and then surprise them all by voting out Justin instead of Dana. Gah! Just nominate already. Alli tries to tell them that Justin isn’t after her, but she doesn’t want to give away her deal with Justin. Nate gets pissy with her and tells her to do what she wants but he thinks she has been charmed by Justin and he is sick of it. “I’m done with you” says Nate and he walks out. Uh oh, trouble in paradise.
Alli gets called to the diary room. Nominations coming up. Everyone is sitting around the table waiting for nominations.
We are back. Alli has nominated Dana and Jun. Erika and Jack are telling her they are fine with her decision and everything is OK. The remaining originals are hashing out what if veto scenarios. Blah blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. Everyone is getting ready for dinner and it looks like Jun made tacos.
After dinner, the stooges and Thelma and Louise are in the hot tub. Please Lord, I can not listen to them rehashing this mess again. Jack, Erika, Nathan, and Allison are in living room and generally being silly. We then go through the evening with the different alliances circling each other like the Jets and Sharks. We don’t seem to have much détente between the two sides. Originals in LR, so Stooges and Thelma & Louise in HT. Or vice versa. Card playing. Robert blowing his nose. Jun eating (seriously, the BB doctor needs to check this girl for a tapeworm). Dana is “pisssed awf.” Nathan talks about HOH questions and says, “It’s scary, I hate depending on my brain.” It is amazing that boy can breathe without instruction.
Well folks, we roll back to midnight with no plotting or making out, just general conversation. Unless of course we missed something because all the feeds are in the same damn room. Anyway, Thelma and Louise are nominated and this week should be hair-pulling, eye-gouging, girl-fighting fun! At least until they drive off the cliff together.
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