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Tater
| Monday, August 04, 2003 - 11:33 am
Sunday August 3 Another Chance for Dana Bites the Dust! Okay, what is up with Ali and her incessant need to Pop Quiz her tribe? Doesn’t she know that BB will never ask her questions that she knows the answers to? Who is the self-proclaimed star of the show? A. Ali. B. Ali or C. Ali. Pencils down everyone. We have a confirmed Nate bashing going on by the Tattooed Ministry yet again. The whole racist Good Old Boy routine is wearing thin on them. Dana is still pissed that she didn’t put Nate on the block last week. Old news! Get over it girlfriend. But I know what will take your mind off that. A little Abracadabra with Justin under the covers, first you see her hands on top of the blanket, now you don’t. Jee and Jun comment on how focused Ali is on getting Dana out. One good player getting another good player out. OH please, don’t make me vomit! All this has been folks is a catfight about a boy. Flash back to seventh grade! No better make that fifth. It must be pick on Jee time once again. Wearing cucumber slices over his eyes, he is just asking for it. I think he is trying to get in touch with his feminine side. He tells the guys to stop making a grab for his, ahem, little Jee. Things go downhill from there. Jun and Dana climb in bed and can’t stop laughing at the Jee and Justin show. Justin makes fun of Jee and his made up words. Okay, this reminds me of summer camp. How old are these kids? Lights out and no Wet Willy’s! Wake up call! Erika and Jack do their morning talk. Jack asks her if Robert has always been such a poo poo head? “ From day one, Erika replies, a used car salesman”. She then begins to talk to her only other friends in the house, the turtles. I’m sure I saw them form an alliance against her the other night though when they joined Jun. Jun threatened to make soup out of them if they didn’t vote Dana out and tell her where they hid the chips. Even Dana’s best friend in the whole wide world of the last 4 weeks wants her gone. That’s just harsh. I bet that will piss Dana off! Robert decides not to use the POV. He can’t take the chance that somebody from his alliance would be put up if he used it. The plan is for Dana to leave this week. They all agree that she brought this on herself when she became paranoid. What? Dana paranoid? This is news to me. I thought she was just pissed! Since the POV ceremony was a little bit early today the HG’s really didn’t have much to do. Oh, there was an occasional plot there, an occasional whine here. Yes, that was me whining. These HG’s are not amusing me today. We had some chip eating, card playing, weight lifting, napping, tanning, cooking, campaigning, and, plucking. That was Plucking with a “P” you naughty people! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Dana is trying to work the house. I gotta give her props on this. The girl is like the Energizer Bunny at this point! She’s got more angles than Bush has cover-ups, err, I mean, policies on WMD! Finally late in the night we see signs of life from Jack and Erika. Send the crash cart back people! They now know they need Jun and with Jun comes Jee. They need either Jun or Jee to win HOH and do their dirty work and dump Nate. I sense another thrown HOH coming on. But we all know that sometimes that backfires and you get exactly what you deserve.
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