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Heyltslori
| Saturday, August 09, 2003 - 11:48 am 
Here we are. Another Friday in the BB house. Have no fear loyal readers for I have popped a few No-Doze and made a fresh pot of coffee. I’m prepared. They won’t put me to sleep today. I will resist.
The day starts out with a rude awakening (literally) from BB. Each hg is personally told to get the heck out of bed in a less than soothing BB voice. It’s about time! I have been screaming at these folks to get their lazy butts out of bed for weeks now! I found myself longing for the days of Gerry and his early morning workout sessions. How sad is that?
Today is the veto competition, so true to form we are treated to over an hour of FOTH. When we come back to the house it’s not clear who won. I’m pretty sure it’s not Nate, because if it were, he’d probably be running around like Charlie when he won the Golden Ticket. In keeping with that theme I’d like to take this time to personally wish Nate farewell. Nate, this is for you.
Oompah Loompah Doompah Dee Doo…I’ve got a message Nate, just for you!
Oompah Loompah Doompah Dee Dee…I hope you enjoyed getting screwed by Ali.
Don’t let the door hit you on your finely chiseled backside when you leave.
It turns out Robert has won the Golden Power of Veto for the second time. Ooooo. Ahhhhh. Wonder if he’ll use it? The excitement is killing me.
Jack to Erika: “You know, the Bureau could use me. We’ve never had a go at a terrorist group in the Middle East dressed as strawberries. I definitely have the legs for it, too.” Kudos to you, Jack for giving me the first (and perhaps only) laugh of the day. If it were up to me, the half mil would be yours.
Ali joins Nate in bed where he is looking sad and counting the minutes until he leaves the BB house. They enjoy a little slap and tickle which turns into a little smacking and screaming much in the same way siblings act in the backseat of the car on long trips. I can just picture my dad yelling “Don’t MAKE me stop this car!!!” Nate tells Ali that, while in the DR, BB told him not to get depressed. They said that this is BB and anything can happen. You just never know. Well that’s true, Nate, but my guess is that they only told you that because they figured you were fixin’ to mope around all day and that’s not going to help the ratings one bit.
The hg’s enjoy a tasty bbq of hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken and steak. Jee says he enjoys grilling because it gives him a feeling of power. Maybe using the f-word three times per sentence makes him feel powerful too. Or maybe it’s the shades that he’s been wearing whether he’s inside or out. I have an opinion, but I probably ought to keep it to myself.
Robert seems to be under the impression that his stint on BB4 is going to make him a star. He tells Justin and Jee that he will just have to “call Vegas” and “tell them what kind of room he wants” and “what kind of limo he wants” and that he “doesn’t want any problems” and he pretty much expects that all of his demands will be immediately met. I mean I’m sure it’s not often that Vegas sees the likes of the kind of star power associated with BB4. We are talking megawatt celebs here. (cough) Well I hate to break it to you Rob, but being known as the nose-picker of BB4 might NOT open all of the doors you’d expect it to. I’m just sayin’.
Speaking of Rob, while Erika and Alison are enjoying their evening walk, Ali asks Erika how she ever hooked up with him to begin with.
Ali: I mean, you’re like a 10 and Robert is like a 2. Perhaps a 3 on a good day.
Erika: Yes, I know. I felt sorry for him.
Ali: Really?
Erika: Actually, it’s snot clear to me WHY it happened. He’s snot the man I thought he was.
Also, during their walk, Erika and Ali discuss how they compare to the hg’s of BB3. Ali says she thinks Erika is a mixture of Lisa and Tonya. Lisa, because she was smart, and Tonya, because well, just because. Ali says that she, herself, is probably a mixture of Chiara and Amy. Well if she wants my opinion, or even if she doesn’t, I will agree that she might be similar to them in some ways. However, regardless of their other traits, Chiara and Amy DID possess personalities, which is something you, Ali McBoring, sorely lack.
The three stooges decide to share their thoughts on love and marriage. Jee has been considering proposing to his girlfriend on live television. Robert and Justin have been encouraging him. Robert, in all of his wisdom, says that he will not marry again unless the chick has money. He continues, and I quote, “90% of people settle. I'll never do that. What keeps a woman is sex and money. Love has nothing to do with it. You want a woman, you have to pay for it. They just want money, the (rhymes with itch) I want I'll have to pay for. I don't want a (rhymes with bore), I want a slamming girl I have to pay for.” Well Rob, I’m sure they’ll be lining up. You can take them to Vegas and impress the snot out of them.
The day drags on without much activity. The boys play basketball. The girls work out. I become catatonic.
Just before bedtime, the hg’s are given some paper and pencil and instructed to write letters of apology to HeyltsLori for being so boring all day.
Have a nice weekend everyone. 
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