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Bunny
| Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 7:49 pm 
On Monday morning, Jun begins the day by cleaning out cabinets, re-arranging shelves, sorting through the leftovers in the fridge, and various other kitchen duties. Then she makes French toast for the HGs. I would vote for Jun in the end just to pay her back for all the work she does around the house. Do you know what a good housekeeper costs these days?
Jee confides to Jack that he is going to vote for Justin to stay in the house "out of respect for the way he has played." Jack says he understands and appreciates Jee's candor.
Jee: "Jack, you are a man of your word, and I respect that. Justin respects you, too."
Jack: "Thank you, Jee. You know, if my alliance wins the next HOH, I don't see you as the guy we're after."
Jee: "I have to expect the worst, but what you say makes me feel better. I have the utmost respect for you."
R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
That's the word most used by Jee
Take care, OCD
The two discuss Jun's strategy, saying she is "a floater."
Jee: "I think she will stay with your side and go after my alliance. I'm not sure what Ali would do, though. I don't like the way Ali plays the game, but I give her credit for getting this far. The way she flirts annoys me; you have to watch her."
Jack: "You guys came in here at a disadvantage with the original eight plotting to get you out. Now you are one of the most respected guys in the house. With that kind of respect, you will have many opportunities when you leave."
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
That's the word Jack got from Jee
Take care, FBE (sorry, it's all about the rhyme)
Alison and Erika go outside to pay homage to the sun. Erika is wearing the new bikini that BB gave her. (Heh, heh. Made you look!) No, actually, the dotted one she's wearing will not get a mention in this summary or any other summary hereafter. Instead, I would like to point out that the purple off-the-shoulder blouse she stole from Miss Chiquita Banana is getting another look-see as she ponders what to wear on the Live Show this week. Consider yourselves warned.
Oh, how I long for the days of BB2's Sheryl, the HG who not only didn't pattern her outfits after J. Lo or "I Love Lucy: The Grape-Stomping Episode," but who also proved that taste could and does exist in reality TV. She had no signature hat, no signature bikini, no signature but her own classy thumbprint. Of course, that was when she was dressed. When she was in the hot tub, it was "Get out the whipped cream, boys - I feel like a party!" But I've forgotten all about that and I'm sure you have to.
Respectable Jee is outside talking to Robert.
Jee: "Ali is a f'ing pageant girl. She thrives on attention. She's a f'ing little tramp, throwing her body around like that. She might even be worse than f'ing Jun."
Rob: "I'm surprised you went out with Jun."
Jee: "I fell out of love with her when I saw her changing, and the changes were all bad. I'm not going to badmouth her in here, but I don't respect the way she's playing the game."
Rob: "I feel sorry for the guy who has to put up with her."
I feel sorry for a lot of people, too, Rob. I feel sorry for Alison that she got ripped off by her plastic surgeon. I feel sorry for Jack because someone didn't tell him that muscle shirts should exclusively be worn by people with muscles. And I feel sorry for you, dear Rob, because I may have ruined any chance you ever had with Carmen Electra, or, for that matter, any woman, anywhere.
But Robert feels like he's getting warm fuzzies from all over the country. "We're not one of the scrubs, Jee. We are players! America f'ing loves us, man!" (American male chauvinist pigs, yes. Bunnies, no.)
Alison wants to take a nap and snuggles under the covers with the teddy bear that Amanda gave her and the stuffed elephant she brought into her house. I'm reminded of that Dylan song that goes something like, "She makes love just like a woman but she makes her stuffed animals hump each other under the covers just like a little girl." (I'm sorry. I really don't know where that came from.)
Jee is hungry and heads for the kitchen to make a hot dog. Then another. And another. I don't know why he's stopping at three when five is his OCD number of choice, but even at three, Bunny warns Jee that he's going to have a hard time living down his "weiner" moniker.
Jack is spied mixing up some food for the turtles, which I, for one, am happy to see after the poop fiasco. When an animal is reduced to eating its own feces, it's time to take drastic measures - like maybe getting them a gig on "Fear Factor."
Jun looks especially nice today, dressed all in pink. Maybe it's a reject from Erika's Pepto Bismol wardrobe collection, but it still looks good.
Now Jee needs a snack. He settles on a corn dog and a tuna sandwich. If Jee and his former gal pal keep this up, I'm crossing my fingers they'll be offered a two-Koreans-for-the-price-of-one lipo special.
Robert tells Jee and Justin that they should all get a tattoo if one of them wins. They bounce around ideas like "BB" or a pb&j sandwich, but finally settle on a picture of Nate. Not because they're gay, but because they want Nate to think HE is.
Alison tries to get Jun to change her mind and vote to evict Robert rather than Justin.
Ali: "I think Erika and Robert have something going. I saw her plucking his eyebrows." (Not exactly a sign of an alliance, but strange, nonetheless.)
Jun: "Justin can win competitions, and Robert can't. I'm sticking with voting out the strongest player."
Bunny: "Is this because of me? Because if it is, I'm really sorry about the chubby jokes. I say 'chubby' because you were never fat. Heck, I'm a fat head for even starting the whole thing. I think you're just to die for, sweet thang, and I hope we can hang out when this is all over. Just let Robert get back to the butterflies and keep Justin around, if only for the vitamins cauliflower can give you."
BB surprises the HGs with pizza and booze in order to celebrate reaching the halfway point in the game. Bunny would like to order a thin crust pepperoni and a couple of brewskis, too, but not to celebrate. She's quite depressed that we're only halfway through and she's already resigned to writing about turtle poop. It's beneath her, but the good jokes are all used up.
The HGs are also allowed to have music at their party, which probably means they are dancing. The internet watchers are shut out (the nerds are never invited to the cool people's soirees) and that means we will undoubtedly miss another Roberto Romantico salsa moment. I live for those times and I must say, I take it personally that BB isn't letting me peek in. I see it as a clear attempt to keep me from finding anything to value in Robert. Excuse me while I make a phone call.
Okay, that's better. BB has relented and the soundtrack from El Chico is now playing. Robert dives into Mambo No. 5 (with a little bit of Erika by his side) as all the other HGs cheer them on, as does Bunny, whose big, flat feet couldn't salsa if she was handcuffed to Marc Anthony.
Jun and Jee can't salsa, nor do they seem to care to Joongbu (look it up). Instead, they decide to box for us. Ordinarily, this would be quite boring, but tonight it peaks our interest in the sense that Jun gives us a peek at her peaks. She starts out boxing with a towel tied around her, but somewhere between a right jab to Jee's jaw and a left punch to his weiner/corn dog/tuna-filled tummy, it falls to the ground. (Gee, Wally, it's the Beav!) Jee yells, "Somebody help her! Somebody help her!" as Justin rushes to her rescue. (This is what I'm talking about Jun. Save him!)
Robert says on the first night out of the house, they will all want sex.
Justin: "But it will be over too quick."
Jee: "You can practice tantra."
Yes, Justin, and then you would have something in common with famous rock idol Sting. Actually, two things, since Sting is also known for his aversion to soap.
Robert: "No worries, mates. I have Viagra ready for both of you. Little blue pills all around."
Bunny: "What's the expiration date on that prescription? I mean, just in case you have a problem getting takers."
Right before bedtime, Alison checks with Jee to find out where Rob stands on the next nominations.
Ali: "If Rob gets HOH, who do you think he would put up?"
Jee: "Jack and Erika. We need to break up that alliance."
Ali: "I would do the same, and vote out Jack."
Jee tells Justin and Rob about his talk with Ali.
Justin: "If you tell her you won't put her up, she'll throw HOH. I guarantee you that she and Jun have teamed up." (Yeah, we know, they're both in the Reality Stars Who Dropped a Towel and Showed Their Particulars Club.)
Jee: "I wish we could get the two alliances together to get the floaters out."
Rob: "No, we have to get Jack out."
Justin: "Wouldn't you rather see Jack or Erika win this game rather than Jun or Ali?"
Rob: "I don't want to be in the Final Two with Jack."
Justin: "Give Ali her word that you won't put her up for one week and get her to reciprocate. Then get Erika on your side and go after Jun and Ali. Get Ali out before Jun because Jun can't win a competition."
Rob: "Yeah, yeah, that sounds great." (Picture a bobble head dog in the back windshield.)
Jun wants to call it a night and goes to the bedroom to put on her pajamas. She covers herself with a blanket from head to toe so that no one on the internet can watch her change. Talk about trying to put the genie back in the bottle.
Hoppy trails,
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