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Bunny
| Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 10:38 pm 
The houseguests have a luxury comp and all gather 'round out back
But first they put on pow-wow garb; they're ready to attack
The girls are given tops and skirts but they fit only one
Someone's breasts are way too big; another has wide buns
All decide to keep bare heads except, of course, for Jee
He cuts a mud flap from some cloth to show creativity
This he places on his head, some say to hide his hair
I'd prefer it passed to Jun, whose booty's much too bare
War paint is passed around the room, the houseguests are inspired
All except for Erika who says she's very tired
They've been on pb&j all day and she's looking pretty drawn
But Jack says, "Paint some dots on me," and her lack of drive is gone
Robert wants to paint "DT" for "Dream Team" as you know
But I think "NT-Nightmare Team" is more the way to go
Ali puts two handprints where they're comfy on her tummy
Just like all the houseguest boys with whom she got so chummy
Jun gives us a chuckle, painting "X" on Robert's back
He thinks it stands for "X-tra Hard" - his willie's never slack
Erika's in camouflage to minimize her chest
I say show the assets that with money you've been blessed
BB shows a list of clothes that all must bring outside
Mistakes in fashion that they've made because they have no pride
Each must burn his faux pas in a raging ring of fire
Tomorrow they will be replaced with things we can admire
First to go into the flames are Jee's orange b'ball shorts
Halloween's not for a month so keep them off the court
Erika has chosen them to go into the bin
She does a shimmy strip tease as she goes to toss them in
Jun gets rid of Jack's black pants; say bye to Johnny Cash
They're old as Johnny, you can tell; they're tattered 'round the ash
Time for Ali to give up her tiny shorts of white
When she does her leg lifts, the view is not polite
Robert loses Justin's shirt, the one for body builders
Why one wears it when not buff has made us all bewildered
Ali stops the show a sec to do some Britney stuff
Hit her baby, one more time, one Spears is quite enough
Now what we've been waiting for, the final coup de gras
It's time to burn the fishnet top that covers Junie's bra
It never should have made its way to BB from the sea
And now that Jun's is gone we're happy that her fish are free
But wait a jiff, did I forget the mother of them all?
The clothing item of this cast with power to appall?
The J.Lo hat, the disco cap, the one she stole from Twiggy?
The one so close to Erika's heart? The color of Miss Piggy?
It would have worked if she had worn it, dancing in that cage
But that's the only time if you are past the drinking age
So say goodbye, girl, to the pink thing perched atop your head
(We'll get the dots much later when you're sleeping in your bed!)
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