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Tater
| Monday, August 25, 2003 - 2:42 pm 
Sunday 24, 2003
Peanut Butter, Periods, and Propositions
Now that Thelma and Louise have bonded and hatched a plan to save Erika, they go over their plans to make sure they keep their big fat traps shut. (SURE THEY WILL) They want to see the looks on the faces of the Two Stooges and the Speedy Spy when Mr. Spy Man gets the boot on the live show.
Since the three girls are now sleeping in the same room, it has become a teenage girls slumber party. Jun says she is starving, which come as no surprise to anybody. The things she would do for a Big Mac right now would boggle the mind and would come as no surprise to anyone! They remember the good old days of white shorts, pink hats, and least we forget, fishnet.
Jun gets up early to do her laundry. I guess it keeps her mind off starvation. Jack as usual makes coffee. By 10 am they are all in lockdown in the backyard and trying to keep awake. Since the dryer doesn’t work so well Jack offers to do a better job and give the laundry a blow. Sometime during this bonding time, Ali mentions she would be so happy to get her period because she hasn’t had one since she got in the house. TMI Ali!!! If you blurt out that how the heck are you going to keep saving Erika a secret?!
Rob and Jee aren’t too sure about Juns vote. They want to keep her in the dark. Since they have Ali on their team, excuse me, HA HA HA, they tell her not to say anything to Jun about voting Erika out! Jun walks in and joins her team, wink, wink. Again the filter in Ali’s head shuts down and she shouts out that her boobs have grown. Doesn’t she know that this is a sure fire way to have Julie talk about the implications of her two problems on Wednesdays show?
The POV meeting comes and goes, almost like it never happened. Well it didn’t really since Jee was the HOH and the Peanut butter giver. Soon the HG’s notice something amiss. Amanda’s photo is missing. Is it a clue? A plot? Or just a clumsy house invader? It gives them all something else to focus on for a while instead of Jee making them eat PB&J all week.
At this point in the game everybody is aligned with everyone but, SHHH, don’t say a word! Erika decides to sing her boring song, “La La you can’t FOTH me because I am making this up as I go along, this house is so boring”! It is quite catchy and true! Soon everyone is singing his or her own versions. I want to win HOH, I want to have sex, I want to eat. Match the HG with the song!
Ali tells the girls about a dream that she had about the three of them singing The Star Spangled Banner at a sporting event. She even had it down to their outfits. Leather of course. I think she got her Dream confused with Charlie’s Angels. Oh by the way, her little friend showed up! The excitement continued with Jun’s friend arrival two minutes after Ali’s! Wow is that teamwork or what? Later on in the evening, Ali mentions that she can never do pageants again because she lived with boys on this show and it is considered immoral. Honey you did slightly more than that!
Jack says he sat around all day and figured out how to scale the wall before BB could catch him. One of the girls reminds him that there is a FRONT DOOR. I don’t know about you, but, if Jack can’t sit in a spinning chair and then stand upright, how the heck is he gonna scale the wall?
By now the lack of real food has make the HG’s slightly goofier. Jun is feeling the effects the most. She has turned into Margaret Cho at the Improv. F this and F that. She wants to do this during the live show. They are daring her to do it! I am too! Hey, Ozzy can do it, why not Jun?
Rob and Jee conspire all day. Talk man talk. How they could have gotten with any one of the girls in house if they wanted to. OH PLEASE. Jee was too busy being King of the World and Robert could barely handle his nose!
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