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09-01-2000
| Sunday, July 11, 2004 - 11:34 am 
First of all, I would like to apologize to Holly for the "cupcake with Pepto Bismol icing" comment I made yesterday. Not for the cupcake part, but for the fact that the icky pink shawl may not actually be hers. Yes, she had it on, but later it was spotted on Karen. After that, on Lori (looking all Madonna "La Isla Bonita" in a striped skirt and top with a flower in her hair), who ruined The Cutest Outfit of the Day by covering it up with that horrific ripped-from-Grandma's-attic afghan-wear.
The HGs are awakened for the Veto competition in the backyard. Not everyone competes - nobody's told me why - but the winner is "Watch me - I never lose" Scott. It turns out he was right about his athletic prowess; therefore, we won't have any Gerry-using-the-veto speeches this year. "I'm taking Mike off the block because I realized we were showing prejudice by nominating him. I have members of my family who are both old AND Republican, so he who is without sin cast the first stone."
The yard was decorated in a tropical theme with flamingoes. "I'd like to take a baseball bat to those birds," says our sensitive-to-nature Veto winner. He leads everyone back into the house for breakfast.
After the meal, the girls (minus Holly) pile into one of the beds to discuss the game. They need to figure out in which order they should vote out the boys. It's decided that Jase should go first, then Scott, then Marvin. They want to keep Drew around for eye candy. Bunny dittos that decision.
Boogie Jr. Alert! Have you noticed that Will changes his head gear several times a day? This is very entertaining, and I do appreciate the effort he is putting into it.
In your Easter bonnet
With all the frills upon it
You'll be the grandest token gay guy
In the BB parade
Unfortunately, the array of hats isn't the only homage to BB2's Boog. I caught Willy pickin' and grinnin' out by the hot tub last night. I have a strange feeling that one of the DNA twists in this game will reveal that our Will is Mike Boogie's little brother. Heaven help us.
Marvin almost left the show last night, but today he has changed his mind. It was the lack of food that made him crazy - that, and the fact that he found out some of the contestants had been recruited. He thought the game was rigged and he would have no chance of winning. You're half right, Marvin. No, the game isn't rigged; but, yeah, there's no way in hell YOU are going to be buying your mama a new Cadillac.
It's not entirely your fault. It's the DNA plot. They brought you in not because you're a twin, but because you have two personalities - you're a regular schizo. One minute you're Chef from South Park, the nice guy cooking in the kitchen. The next, you're a "perv" with a capital "get away from me."
Speaking of twins, I'm getting a lot of email asking, "Hey, Bunny, who is it?" I'm certain it's Holly. My theory is that she's actually one of a set of triplets: a dumb blonde, a dumber blonde, and the "Nobody's THAT stupid!" blonde. The third one is the one who was wearing that shawl.
You know, I'm starting to see a heart in Scott. He's been so kind to Mike lately, and we know he cried when he had to leave his friends behind in Pittsburgh. To top it off, he just revealed that he boo-hooed like a baby when Ozzy Osbourne crashed his bike into a tree. Actually, there was a collective sobbing around the world when that happened, Scott, so don't feel alone. It was Ozzy, man. Prince of Darkness. The Great Ozz. The Madman. Who wouldn't tear up?
In the hammock, Will, Lori, and Karen decide that Adria, Diane, and Jen have a strong alliance. (Karen also gets the Yapping Without Breathing award.)
Will: Adria only wants to use us to take her farther in the game, but we need to pretend that we are part of her group of girls. (Will crosses his fingers that this will involve spike heels and body glitter.)
He leaves them to go inside just as Jase jumps in the hammock. "I want you all to know that I don't have a bond with Scott," he says, "I know people think I do, but I'm with you girls. (Jasey and the Pussycats) Who do you think we should put up? If it's Scott, I'll agree to that. Maybe Scott and Adria?" "Scott and Holly," says Lori. "Holly's harmless," says Jase. "It depends on whether or not you have earplugs handy," says Bunny.
On the patio, Adria and Diane are strategizing themselves.
Diane: Did you see those guys on the hammock?
Adria: Yeah, and it's been sticking in my head.
Diane: What was Jase doing over there? That seemed out of place. Lori's with us, though.
Adria: I don't really know about Karen. She seemed scared when I was talking to her last night.
Diane: Who would you put up next week?
Adria: I don't know, maybe Holly and Jase. Holly really bothers me and I don't know if we can handle her voice for a couple more weeks.
Diane: I think I would put Jase and Scott up if everyone will back me up on that.
Bunny: Where do I sign up?
When the HGs go back inside, they see that BB has surprised them with alcohol. I'm hoping it's enough to get Scott, Jase, and Drew so drunk that they pass out. Then, someone can steal their head bands and put them in the freezer.
Scott shows his softer side with Karen.
Scott: If I win the money, I don't want it. I swear on the angel on my back that I'm not lying.
Karen: Thank you for taking the time to share that with me. I didn't think I would ever talk to anybody like you.
Scott: I think the female viewers think I'm an a--hole. I want them to see the other side of me, too.
(I would love to see the other side of you, Scott, because the side I DID see is still giving me nightmares.)
There have been no catch phrases to speak of yet, unless you count Holly's "Ewwwww!" Some of the guys have been working on coming up with one, but as I've pointed out time and time again, those are always lame. They have to happen naturally. I'm sure Marvin has a good one in him somewhere, and undoubtedly, it will have the word "ho" in it.
Marvin does have the Best Line of the Day again. "One day I'm putting makeup on dead people; the next day CBS is putting makeup on me."
Will and Drew go into the blue bedroom to strategize.
Will: I overheard the girls talking about a "girl power" alliance. I'm hoping I can convince them to vote off Holly instead of Scott or Jase. They said they would take you and me as far as they could.
Drew: I appreciate you telling me all this.
Will: Diane thinks she's a master player. I feel like she's using you. She's hardcore after the prize and will step over anyone to get it.
Jase enters the room as Will leaves. Drew fills him in on his conversation with Will.
Jase: They think we are with them, but you and I know we're with the Four Horsemen and we're going to slowly take them all out.
Where did the boys get this team name anyway? From the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse perhaps? If so, who represents which horse? "War" would be Scott, I suppose. He's always dressed like Rambo. Jase must be "Conquest" because the biggest story line involving him is his game plan to snag Holly (Ewwwww!). I wouldn't exactly call Cowboy a good representation of "Famine," but he's the only one whose biceps don't weigh more than his head. That leaves "Death" for Drew, which is more than appropriate, since every time he comes into the room, my heart comes to a screeching halt.
Caution: Bunny Crossing! Every now and then I get a shout out, like when Adria feels like an energizer bunny, or Holly's making bunny tails out of bubbles. Jase is happy as long as he has a cuddle bunny, and Karen loves Bugs Bunny cartoons. I'm even going to count Will's white fur hat and what looks like a dead rabbit on Jen's arm. I'm totally feeling the unintentional love.
Holly has been sleeping with Jase in the HOH room, but decides she doesn't want to join him tonight.
Holly: I need a break. You don't take me seriously. I don't like the way you guys talk about girls.
Jase: I don't really feel that way. I'm a hopeless romantic. Everything's good as long as I have my little cuddle bunny at night. (See above.)
Holly: I think you and Scott have something bad planned for me. It depresses me.
Jase: I won't make you feel bad ever again.
And with that, Holly decides she'll sleep in the HOH room, which is good news for Bunny. Although she certainly admits that Jase resembles Robert Redford during his handsome Hubble days, Bunny isn't ready to cuddle in the HOH room with him. Redford would have offered her a million dollars to do it, and he certainly wouldn't have done it with elastic wrapped around his ears.
Hoppy trails,
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