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Bunny
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| Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 5:18 pm 
The HGs are awakened early since today is Voting Day. Will worries about what to wear. "I want to look good for voting." That's nice, Will. May I make a suggestion? COLLAR DOWN! Elvis is dead, my friend.
And while we're on the subject of BB fashion, has anyone else noticed that Jase has developed a habit of wearing his sunglasses in the house and at night? Props and respek to Corey Hart, but Bunny's not digging it.
Scott and Jase work on developing their BB catch phrase. They come up with "The horsemen need to ride on - yeehaw!" Yeah, "yeehaw" will be a household word in no time. Go with that.
Holly tells Lori about her conversation last night with Diane. "She wants to be my friend. She thought I was a dumb blonde but thinks I'm smart now." I have to admit, Holly, that when the game first started, I thought of you every time I heard Dave Matthews sing "a spaaaaace between....." I was tempted to finish up with my own words, know what I mean? But now, I don't so much think it's a "dumb" thing, but more of a "baby talk" thing. I'm one of those people who prefers phrases like "jelly belly welly" to come out of people under the age of three. Call me crazy.
Holly is still worried about the fight she and Jase had yesterday. "You better make up with him," says Mike, "before he puts you up for eviction."
Holly: The reason I didn't kiss him was because I didn't want it to get yucky later.
Lori: I can't wait to see this season on TV. Totally insane.
Holly: Jase makes a schedule for me every day. 'We'll get up, then get a tan, then you can make me lunch...'
She's right. I heard him planning today's schedule last night while everyone was asleep. It went something like this:
9:20am Wake up.
9:30am Strut in front of mirror.
9:40am Choose from a suitcase full of head wraps. Find one that makes head look smaller than yesterday's.
9:50am Strut in front of mirror.
10:00am Work on catch phrase. Maybe something like "Giddy-up" or "Git along little doggies." "Yee-haw" a definite possibility.
10:10am Tell Holly how to spell "Jase" so she can write it in mustard on my baloney sandwich.
10:20am Remind Scott that he's not gay.
9pm-Midnight Wear sunglasses.
Out in the backyard, Will and Karen try to decide who to nominate if one of them wins HOH. They agree on Jase and Scott. "It makes no sense to nominate Adria and Diane since they think we are with them," says Karen. "Cowboy is dangerous. America is going to love him."
You got that right. The whole country is rooting for Michael. Even J. Lo has divorce papers to serve on Marc Anthony the minute Cowboy is evicted. Dentists everywhere are fighting to get at him. Garth Brooks has started a whole new line of two-tone shirts. Even I, Bunny, the watcher who roots for no one, would love to see Michael walk away with the prize. Mainly because it would put him in a better position to pitch that TV show with Drew. "Lonesome loves Belle" and all that. Yeehaw! (How about that - it's catching on already.)
Will has just about decided what to wear for the Live Show. He has narrowed it down to a shirt of Drew's or something of his own in purple. Oh, please go with purple, Willy. And sit next to green-headed Nokomis. A clashing color palette will make the ratings go through the roof. Nothing says success like a mass audience upchuck. To be on the safe side, you might want to throw in the pink shawl.
Speaking of Jennifomis, let me take a moment to slap the hand of a certain talk show host. My dear Marcellas, you know I love ya - always have, always will - but if you're going to steal my stuff, you could at least give me credit for it. Feel me?
Holly and Jase try to put last night's spat behind them.
Jase: I really care about you. If you're not on the same level....
Holly: Why wouldn't I be?
Jase: I don't want to get hurt.
Holly: I don't either. I also don't want to be on TV in a porn thing. I already sleep in the same bed with you.
Jase: I'm starting to really care about you and it's freaky, especially in here.
Holly says she doubted Jase's sincerity because he was bragging about using women for the cars they drive. Jase says there's nothing wrong with that. Bunny agrees and wonders if someone could find out if Drew feels the same way before the Porsch sale in town is over.
Outside, Jase yells over at Lori, who is walking on the treadmill. "Lori, you made me sad....." He tells her that Holly thinks Jase is using her in the game because of something Lori told her. Lori denies it and goes inside to confront Holly.
Lori: Holly, I'm really upset because Jase said you told him I said he was totally playing you.
Holly denies it and goes outside to confront Jase.
Holly: Jase, what are you doing?? I didn't say what Lori says you said I said. You shouldn't have said that.
Jase: But you said....and I said....and she said....
Lori: This is getting like high school. I don't appreciate being dragged into this.
Bunny: I love it. Yeeeeeehaw!
Gerry Germ Alert! Holly is making macaroni and cheese on the stove. She takes the spoon out of the pot to give Scott a taste, then returns it to the pot. "A spaaaaace between....."
Holly and Lori work out their differences, but Holly says she is still mad at Jase for starting the whole thing. She must be, because she just served him a whole plate of mac & cheese seasoned with Scooter spittle. She explains to him that Diane was the one who said he was playing her, not Lori. I'm sure he just didn't understand what she said; it's hard to hear when your entire head is wrapped in Saran Wrap.
Will's not the only one with Live Show anxiety. Scott is also trying to make a decision about his attire. "I'll probably wear pink. I always wear pink," he says. Hmm....let me think about that. A carnation caballero. A rootin' tootin' rose petal. Western with a wisp of watermelon. Totally manly, and yet, totally Reese Witherspoon. Works for me.
The HGs decide that after dinner tonight, they would like to play Hide and Seek in the house. Mike says it's too "high school." I beg to differ. In high school, you might hide in the closet, but it's not so anyone can find you. It's more so you can't see the ugly girl you drug in there with you.
Michael thinks that the discovery of his sister isn't the only DNA twist BB is going to have. "There are twins in here," he says. "Maybe they are switching them in and out," suggests Marvin. Lori asks Holly if she has a twin. She pauses for a minute, then says she can't discuss it, leaving everyone to think she does. "I have a sister, but I can't talk about her." Later, she says her sister is NOT a twin. Bottom line is, she's really not sure, and wants to place a call to her mother to find out.
Jase is upset that Holly might be a twin. I don't know what he's complaining about. Double your shmoopy, double your fun.
Mike plants the idea in the HGs head that Holly could be a paid mole for CBS. This upsets Jase even more. Holly assures him it's not true, and they go to the hammock where they can talk it out alone. The conversation consists of a lot of Barney "I like you, you like me" babble with a little bit of "Are you a twin? A mole? A twin AND a mole?" thrown in. Half of it is in baby talk, the other half is peppered with four "yeehaws," two "giddy-ups," and one "Hi-ho Silver."
After they resolve the issue, the two decide to go back into the house and tell the others that their fight was staged. The HGs don't believe them and are outraged that they went that far with a joke. They decide as a group that Holly needs to be the next to go. I'm not sure why they chose Holly over Jase, unless it's because they're afraid she'll only be replaced by a well-rested, raring-to-go double.
Michael tries to comfort Holly, and advises her to chill out for a bit until the furor dies down. Getting Holly to lie low will be about as easy as getting mud off a pig. Short of being sidelined by an infection caused by Pinky-tail Pony saliva, I don't see it happening. Nor do I want it to. This is the best boyfriend/girlfriend drama since Roddy dumped Marcellas. Of course, it ain't nothin' compared to what's going to happen down the line. Stop by Bunny's house the night Drew is evicted if you really want to see some fur fly.
Hoppy trails,
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