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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 11:51 am 
The HGs begin the morning with a food competition consisting of tossing rubber chickens into a basket. Everyone puts his chicken into the right basket except for Will, who diverts his chicken from the straight path and right into the basket where the rules say it doesn't belong.
Most of the food is lost, but the HGs are able to win a few items before the buzzer sounds. Not enough for Will, however, who feels responsible and begins to cry. He apologizes to the others for steering his chicken toward the wrong spot. I, for one, forgive him. Wayward chickens have been a problem for men for ages.
Marvin is excited to have the HOH room all to himself. When he discovers the secret spy screen, he wastes no time dimming the lights and using the remote to skip around the channels until he finds Adria doing push-ups in the yard. He zooms in, pours a glass of Corvoisier, and gets comfortable. "Booty up, booty down, booty up, booty down." At one point, he frantically searches for the pause button. At least, I think that's what happened. I really wasn't there at the time.
Later, he finds Adria to tell her he wants to nominate Lori and send her home.
Marvin: She's a gamer and she's already won $10,000.
Adria: Your reasons are legit.
Marvin: Who's your homey in the house? I can't take a chance on the vote.
Adria: I would have to say Cowboy.
Marvin: That's straight. Now that we have that all worked out, what say you spend some time in the HOH room with Mahvelous Mahvin? I've got tunes, cocktail peanuts, and half a bottle of Bunny's Boones Farm left. Are you digging me?
Adria's a no go, so Marvin moves on to discuss his nominations with Jase and Scott. "I want to nominate Lori because I consider her the strongest player in the game. She's smart and she's beautiful. I like her."
Scott: I like looking at her boobs.
Marvin: It's like chess. You have to take out the queen ASAP. Nothing personal.
Scott, ever mindful that the contestants with the best body parts are always the better players (except in the case of Tonya, whose game plan sprung a leak), agrees that Lori needs to go.
Marvin tells Scott he buys a case of beer a week.
Scott: I buy more than that. I spend $1000 on booze every weekend for me and my friends.
Marvin: How much for head wraps?
Scott: The same.
Marvin: Tanning?
Scott: Ditto.
Marvin: Shirts?
Scott: Now that's where I save a lot of money. That and soap.
Holly feels sure she will be nominated along with Lori, since both of them complained in the Diary Room about Marvin's lewd behavior. Their conversation is interrupted as BB announces that there is food in the storage room: eggs, milk, seafood, and sausage. Scott holds up a sausage and says, "This is the same size as me." Just a minute. I'll go check.
Marvin calls everyone in for nominations, and it turns out Holly was right. She and Lori are both nominated. The Horsemen assure Holly that they have the votes to keep her in the gamey wamey.
Will approaches Scott about how he thinks the vote will go.
Will: I will vote the way the group wants.
Scott: Lori is the stronger, better player.
Will: The thing about Holly is, she goes wherever the power is.
Jase, Diane, Drew, and Adria join them in the room. Adria and Diane say they don't know who they want to vote for.
Scott: I'll say it right now. I'm going for Lori. She's got ten grand already. If she stays this week, I'll put her up next week.
As the conversation progresses, Scott and Diane start teasing each other. It turns ugly when Scott calls her "trailer trash." She runs to the backyard for a good cry. Jase and Holly come out to comfort her. "There, there, sweetie weetie, it's going to be alright. I'm here for you." says Holly. "By the way, are you going to vote for me?" Diane says she will do whatever they want her to do.
Marvin joins them and tells Diane, "I heard chocolate always makes a girl feel better." She says that's a good idea, she could really use a Milky Way, and Marvin, still stinging from Adria's rebuff, backs down from telling her he had a different type of chocolate in mind.
Will and Diane decide they want to vote out Holly, but will continue to tell the guys that they are going to keep her in. They think Karen, Adria and Jen will vote the same way, shifting the power in the house as a result.
Scott tells the others that he received a note from the producers asking him to stop cursing. That's true, he did - but, more importantly, he also got one from Bunny.
Dear Scott,
Men don't look good in Speedos. Period.
Love, Bunny
However, after what is about to transpire, his choice of swimwear is the least of Scott's problems. He uses the bathroom and is so proud of the length of his "work" that he leaves it in the toilet to show the other HGs. You heard me. He left it IN the TOILET to SHOW the other HGs. Now, the next time he flashes his rear end on your computer screen, I want you to think about that.
Will and the girls are trying to devise a plan to vote Holly out. They know she is aligned with the Horsemen and needs to go. They weren't sure where Drew stood until now.
Will: He tries to be so sweet about it, like he's conflicted. So is he going to go with the guys who will sell him down the river and vote for Holly the skank ho?
Ruh-roh.
Will, Will, Will. Here you were one of my favorites, then you go saying something like that. I know you're upset about the nominations since you're so close to Lori, but when you call somebody a skank ho....well, you just shouldn't do it. I can do it, but you really shouldn't. Besides, Holly is not even CLOSE to being a skank ho. Maybe you have her confused with that mannequin she lives with. That chick's made the round at a few bachelor parties, if you know what I mean.
Will goes to talk to Drew to see if he can convince him that he's on the side of the Four Horsemen. Drew asks him if Diane is still upset about Scott's remark. He says he understands how she feels because he felt that way soon after he arrived in the house, and Will shares that he also had a breakdown this morning after he lost the food challenge. So to recap, we have four cry babies so far: Diane, Will, Holly, and Drew, right?
Oh, and Bunny. She cried like a baby when she saw Scott's turd. Not because it upset her that he considered it an important addition to his resume, but because she knew at that moment that writing about the rectal waste of a reality game show contestant was not where she expected to be at this point in her life. And I bet you're pretty ashamed as well, just to be reading about it. Here's my shoulder. Let it out.
Hold on - you can put another check on the Boo Hoo Chart. Karen is whimpering in one of the bedrooms because she misses her husband. Dry those tears, missy, and get back in the saddle. Don't let those stinkin' varmints ride roughshod over ya. Didn't you hear Scott say as long he's around "there's more where that come from?" Them's fighting words!
Lori, talking to Diane, says she can't believe the guys want her to go home instead of Holly. " Scott, Drew, and Cowboy...they can see how she is. I can't believe guys go ga-ga over her...they see the blonde hair...I can't believe they would choose her over me."
I know what you mean, Lor. It happens to me all the time. Put me up against Jessica Rabbit and it's a given that I'm gonna be the one to bite the dust. But what can you do?
Hoppy trails,
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