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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Monday, July 19, 2004 - 1:00 pm 
The morning begins with a cleaning frenzy throughout the house. Someone scrubs down the windows, another washes the sink - yet somehow, Scott's rear end continues to be passed by, as is Marvin's nasty mouth.
Jase approaches Marvin about taking Holly off the block, but Marvin wants his nominations to stand. Jase thinks Karen should go up for eviction in order to assure that her alliance with Lori and Will will be broken.
You know, I was all for Karen sticking around until she started giving me a tally of how many times she has had a party with herself in bed. And I know you know what I'm talking about. She tends to report in when she's scored another point, and that's just way too much information.
However, she IS in an alliance with Will, and I have completely forgiven him for the comment he made about Holly, as well as for wearing the purple shirt. (Word to Will: the only person who can pull off purple is Prince.) He is now back to being a favorite, and he needs Karen to help him stay in the game. I don't know why I like him so much. It could be the name: Will Wikle is it? That's pretty close to Wee Willie Winkie, and who doesn't like saying THAT?
Jase finally convinces Marvin to let him use the veto to release Holly from nomination. That means we'll get lots more double-dipping in the peanut butter jar. Yeah, Holly seems to have a real problem with this - first the pot on the stove, now the peanut butter. Her germs are in everything. Let's hope that the desire to dress in "Hello Kitty" isn't contagious. Ewwwwww!
Karen decides she wants to do some baking. She opts for making a peanut butter pie. See above.
Holly asks Scott if he would ever marry a black woman. Scott replies that he not only wouldn't marry one, he would never kiss one. Scott, I dare you to tell that to Marvin. Marvin with the spiked bulldog collar around his neck. Marvin who weighs more than you. Marvin who knows how to dig a grave and throw you in it.
Will tells Adria that he knows the other guys in the house all want Lori to go home, and that she's saying she is ready. That's right. The Wah Wah Award goes to Lori today for whining that she's tired of the game and is ready to leave. It's the old "You nominated me and I'm so embarrassed by it that I'm going to pretend I want to vamoose outta here" trick. We see it every season. What we don't see every season is Drew, and that makes up for any trick repeat.
Will also tells Adria that Michael and Drew want to nominate Holly and Jase if either of them gets HOH, "They want Holly out and don't want Jase to be able to vote for her to stay in." Adria says she will do whatever it takes to win HOH herself. "I will dive through a bucket of ass, okay? I want it." No way would I commit to that, Adria. Weren't you here the other night during Toilet Show-and-Tell? If you get stuck plunging head first into Scott's bucket, you may never come out alive.
Michael wants to discuss the western tv show he's going to star in. He has some ideas about casting and plot development. Excuse me a minute while I have a word with him.
Cowboy, I'm really sorry that I led you to believe you have a shot at the big time. You don't. First of all, nobody watches westerns anymore. Second of all, by the time you said "Make my day!" in that drawl of yours, you'd be dead. Third, even though many famous TV cowboys had bad teeth, none of them ever shaved their legs before donning chaps. And nobody ever...EVER...took a bubble bath with another cowpoke and called him "Daddy." Not even in a gay western porn flick.
Speaking of Michael's adopted father figure," Scott is pulling his shorts up around his cheeks so that they're hanging out. I can't look. I really, really can't. He says it's time for his nightly bath - or a reasonable facsimile thereof - and pours a whole bottle of oil into the tub. As if he's not slimy enough already.
Jennifer/Nokomis aka Jennifomis aka J.No wants to shave the sides of her head. "I want a Mohawk!" Just when I'm getting used to the lima bean green, she has to go shave it off. I don't know what she's thinking anyway. Punk died with Sid Vicious, and it's certainly not going to make a comeback if I have anything to say about it.
The HGs gather in the bathroom to watch the girl use a razor to expose more of her skin. No doubt the sides of her head will end up with tattoos before this is all over. While everyone is in the room, I'll give you a quick fashion rundown.
Holly is wearing a t-shirt that says, "So many boys, so little time." From afar I thought it said, "So many spoons, so little desire to wash them."
Drew is wearing plaid pants, which I guess he brought for the backyard golf course. At least I hope that's why he brought them. Nokomis is wearing a green t-shirt that matches her hair, a fashion faux pas if there ever was one.
Lori accidentally flashes her breast and worries that it was on the internet. Lori, I can assure you that, even though we might have seen a t_t-bit, it was only for a second, and it was certainly a welcome relief from Scott's haunches filling up the screen, toned as they may be. Just don't do it at the Super Bowl.
Hoppy trails,
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