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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 5:01 am 
The HGs are awakened this morning by a lovely melody from that little old laid-back band Metallica. It doesn't surprise me that BB chose this song to blast the hamsters out of bed; I'm just astonished that Metallica is still around. I asked them to leave years ago.
Today the Veto competition will take place and the Four Horsemen are convinced that one of them will win it and save Holly. I'm torn about this because I would like for her to stay in the game just as much as they do; I'm still trying to work out how her mind works. Is she playing dumb to get farther in the game, or is she REALLY one cube short of a full ice tray?
I know, I know - no Harvard graduate you know ever peed in a bucket in the backyard. Nah, they're smart enough to just squat and go - who worries about aiming into a container? And I know what you're going to say about the shops around Yale not stocking any stripper clothing, but I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt on this one - the outfit could have been a gift. From a stripper friend, sure, but...
No, I'm more concerned that she breaks bread every day with a life-size doll that she got out of some store window. Stupid is as stupid does, and that's some stupid s--t.
But, we also have to consider the other nominee, Jennifomis. I don't want her gone either. She's starting to play this game - she's on the warpath, so to speak. I just love it when someone comes in not knowing anything about how BB works and then blossoms into a key strategist. I know her ultimate motivation to win is the clout she'll have. She wants to use it to make us give her people back their land. Unfortunately, I'm not entitled to hand over so much as a cabbage patch either to her or to Chief Take-Your-Beads-Back, much less Manhattan. However, if they're interested in Bunny mugs or boxer shorts, we can talk.
Drew tries to work out his Veto plan by laying out Gummy Bears to represent the HGs. The red ones are the Four Horsemen, the blues are Will and the girls, the biggest one is Marvin because he is "210 pounds of solid steel sex appeal" (his words, people, not mine), and the yellow one is Holly because Drew doesn't want anyone to forget about those horrendous shoes.
"I've got the Horsemen on this side," explains Drew to his bucking bronco comrades, "and the girls' alliance on this side. Marvin and Holly are unknowns." Jase says that using the candy to make a graph should make Drew realize how important it is to keep Holly in the game as she is a vote for them.
Marvin joins the pony party and tells them that Adria is running the show with the other group and needs to go home. What he doesn't mention is that it's his goal to evict every girl that keeps him from being able to focus on the game. "BB put Lori in here on purpose just to torture me. They knew I liked Italian women." Now he's intent on getting Booty-licious out of there. It's a smart move. Get the sugar out of the shack if you're not allowed to sprinkle any on your Cocoa Puffs.
Later, Karen gets Drew alone and tells him that she overheard Jase and Holly talking about him last night. Karen is always so careful about what she says, never revealing too much information. Like Nokomis, she is getting better and better at playing the game. I just wish she would get better at holding off on her tiddlywinks sessions, or at least better at keeping the announcements to a minimum.
I understand that the woman has needs - really, I do. But if you're stranded on a desert island or locked up in prison, you keep track of the number of days gone by, not how many times you got to third base with your mattress.
By the way, I've been keeping my own tallies. I think you'll find the following worth noting:
No. of showers Scott has had since coming into the house: 2
No. of baths he's had with Cowboy: 278
No. of times Will has worn pink: 1
No. of times other male HGs have worn pink: 278
No. of times Scott has called Diane "trailer trash:" 1
No. of times Diane has acted like "trailer trash:" 278
Just kidding, Diane. Your "tough girl" act doesn't fool me. You may act hard on the outside, but you're a kitten on the inside. Well, maybe not a kitten. That would be Holly. I'm beginning to believe she's telling the truth about being a cat. "Ewwww" is a derivative of "mew," you know.
Diane and Scott have another fight (change above tally to 279) and after it's over, Drew puts on his headphones to block everything out. He focuses attention on his poster (this one: ) while he listens to the love songs on his cd player. He puts his favorite on repeat ("When a Man Loves a Rabbit") and lets his mind wander to the day when he will get down on one knee and offer her 40 carrots.
Jase has found a surefire way to relieve stress from all the strategizing. He is relaxing naked in the pool. Granted, he has a pillow covering his wee willie winkie (I told you it was fun to say), yet he seems to be basking in the thrill of treading water in the buff. And since it's Jase and not Scott, there's no need to add extra chlorine.
Unfortunately, the dinner hour requires pants, so Jase is forced to don some and join the others for a delicious meal prepared by Marvin: fried chicken, meatballs, lobster bisque. I tell you what, people, I may not trust Marvin to bury me ("Banana Night" really, really scares me), but I want him to hang out in my kitchen. Um um um....them's some good eats.
After dinner, BB calls them together for the Veto challenge, which is a slam dunk for Nokomis.
By the shores of Gitchee Gummies
O Nokomis, she of blue team
Stuns the red team, not so smart now
Stuns the steel man, stuns the shoe girl
O Nokomis, warrior are you
Take your scalp and wave it proudly
The Horsemen begin working on Marvin to vote for Holly to stay. The girls do the same thing, with Diane even going so far as to sit in Marvin's lap (280). She better be careful. If Marvin develops a crush, she'll be on the next train with Booty-licious.
Holly confronts Diane: "Why didn't you hug me after the Veto competition? You hugged Nakomis when she won, but you didn't console me when I lost." Diane replies that Nokomis is part of her team. Oh, no, girl, you did int. You just revealed your alliance! Jase points and yells and freaks out in general, and Holly calls Diane a b--ch and accuses her of lying. She and Jase tell Will, Jen, and Adria that Diane laid claim to being in an alliance with them. Holly then says she needs to report it to Drew, who is currently in the Diary Room.
When Drew exits, Jase says, "Your trailer trash girlfriend just exposed her alliance." Scott jumps into the fray, telling everyone, "It's on!" (Since "Yeehaw!" hasn't really caught on, he's been relegated to stealing a catch phrase from another season.) He tells Diane, "You are SO out of here next week." He confesses that he and Jase have had an alliance since they came into the house.
Adria volunteers that she and Jen have had one as well. Uh, Adria, you might want to rethink that alliance. Nokomis is just going to take the whole pot back to Oklahoma and blow it on more tattoos (think Angelina Jolie) or gamble it away in her people's casinos.
The kids have been drinking beer and wine all night and Drew is tipsy. Jen and Diane approach him about his plans concerning the Veto. He says they can talk about it tomorrow. Right now he has something he needs to do. The wine has given him the courage to ask a very important question. He gets down on one knee in the HOH room (Mind the vomit stains, honey!), turns toward the poster (this one: ), nervously clears his throat and says, "Bunny, have you ever thought about doing twins?"
Hoppy trails,
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