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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 4:30 pm 
The morning begins with Michael seeking out Nokomis to encourage her to use the Veto to save herself. She says she doesn't know if she wants to use it. Huh? Hey, Jen, does the name Marcellas ring a bell? On second thought, Marcellas ended up with his own talk show....so, yeah, put the gold medallion back in the box.
The Four Horsemen decide that if Jen uses the Veto, Drew will put Adria up in her place. What they don't realize is, Natalie is in the wings, waiting to pop up when they boot out her sister. You know, kind of like that arcade game where you hit one doll with the hammer, but as soon as you do, another one pops up. And you're, like, trying to hit that doll, then another one pops up and another one pops up and you can't get rid of them fast enough and before you know it, the Adrias have taken over the world and you've lost BB5.
Will gets a moment with Drew to try to talk him into going a different direction with the Veto. "Do you really trust Jase?," he asks. "How far do you think Jase and Scott will take you in this game?" Will wants them out because they have been stealing his clothes - the good ones, not the purple ones.
Jase decides it would be better for Diane to go on the block. "She can't control her mouth." Marvin wants Drew to nominate Lucious Boot-ay. We all know he would change his mind if he knew there was another one whose booty was equally fine. He may have been spurned by Adria, but maybe Natalie is looking for a guy who can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, but never forget he's a man - not just any man, but one made of solid steel you-know-what. And if he wanted sex in the middle of the night, he probably wouldn't even wake you.
Jase tells the other Horsemen that Holly finally kissed him. He was in the shower, and it was sort of romantic - like being kissed in the rain. Kissed in the rain buck naked.
Diane goes out to the hammock to snuggle with Marvin (let's see that tote board, Jerry!)
Diane: Why am I being targeted for eviction?
Marvin: Because you're smart, beautiful, and outspoken. Don't be ashamed. Those are good attributes to have.
Diane: How can I save myself?
Marvin: Well, I have the swing vote, so maybe I can help. Tonight...when you're dead...uh, dead asleep. Do you know where Holly put those shoes?
Best Line of the Day goes to Marvin, who has come up with a name for Cowboy's crazy speech patterns: Cowbonics! I didn't really want to say anything, but now that Marvin brought it up, Cowboy does have a way of speaking that is truly unique. He manages to convey his thoughts by transposing words, inserting extra syllables, and completely leaving out vowels all together. It's a fascinating language, but in order to learn it, you really do need the "Hooked on Cowbonics" instruction kit. You'll be talking like Cowboy the "Blull Rider" in no time, with such phrases as "Does Nokomis has to be in my sitcomma?" and "My cowboy hat smushed is." It's pure Cowboy, but with a touch of Yoda.
Cowboy, Drew, and Scott are telling stories in the HOH room, most of them involving Scott's sexual conquests. Scott says he will take Cowboy to Vegas before his wedding and get him a showgirl. Cowboy declines the offer, but extends the invitation to the other three Horsemen to be his groomsmen. "You'll have to dress up," he tells them. Of course, it comes out more like "Ya'll a-hafta dreese uppa," but what he's trying to say is that they'll have to wear tuxedos with their head wraps.
Holly and Jase are shmooping alone in the hot tub. Jase wants to kiss her, but she says she doesn't want to since she's worried about it looking like a porn video. (No, Holly, kissing a naked guy while he's taking a shower - that's a porn video.) The other Horsemen decide to spy on them, and Cowboy goes to the window in his underwear. (Not a porn video, but something equally as disturbing.) He doesn't get to use his Jethro Bodine Double Naught spy skills very long before the two lovebirds come back into the house, heading to the bedroom to continue their evening shmoop.
All HGs retire for the night, leaving me with the image of Cowboy in his Fruit of the Looms. It's almost enough to override the picture of Gerry in his water-logged Speedo. Not quite, but close.
Hoppy trails,
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