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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Saturday, July 31, 2004 - 8:48 am 
Adria starts the morning out with a good cry. Nokomis is there to comfort her. "I'm just upset that I'm on the block," Adria says. "Oh," says Nokomis, "I thought it was because you just realized that one of the fish is gone."
Adria: What? Which one?
Nokomis: Everyone's favorite - Nemo.
It's true, folks. Nemo, the little fish from BB is missing. And I don't think we're going to find him swimming in a pond with Ellen DeGeneres. More than likely, he ended up as a late-night snack for Stahvin' Mahvin. You just can't expect solid steel sex appeal to get by on pizza alone.
You know, I've been watching those fish a lot lately - so much so that they're beginning to resemble some of the residents. Have you seen that pink puffer fish? Totally Scott. There's a really handsome one in there. It's not Jase, but it does bear a striking resemblance to a young Brad Pitt in "Thelma and Louise." There's one with spots all over it, which, of course, is Erika, left in the tank from last year. Look at the green one with the Mohawk - you know who that is. One of them keeps hiding under a blanket of seaweed with one of its fins tucked between its gills - Karen, of course. The Cowboy fish blows bubbles that none of the other fish can understand.
Adria begs for her life all day with the Horsemen, promising she won't nominate any of them if she wins the next HOH. The wranglers shoot her down. Karen tells Will that she is going to vote for Holly to stay if that is the way the group is leaning. All is decided until......
Drew turns on the Super Secret Spy Screen in the HOH, where he, Scott, and Cowboy watch Jase and Holly share a kiss in the kitchen. "That was an 'I love you' kiss," says Drew. Scott makes a comment that Jase is now hooked at the hip to Holly and the idea is born to evict her and keep Adria.
Holly, you have no one to blame for this but yourself. I told you yesterday not to mess with the Almighty. Don't be surprised if your mannequin has grown green wormy arms while you've been gone - God loves a good joke.
In the meantime, Karen and Will are having a good soak in the hot tub (keep your hands above the water line, Karen) and they try to work out a way to keep themselves from being nominated if one of the Horsemen gets the next HOH. Karen has been sketching pictures of them using ground coffee beans and a makeup brush, and Will has been giving them fashion advice and judging their weiner contests.
The last one was Scott's idea. He wanted Will to tell them all who had the biggest and bestest boner. Will said, "Sure, I'm game." Who wouldn't be, right? So the competition began with Jase, where, unfortunately, it also ended, when Jase couldn't get his dog to point. Will, obviously disappointed, returned to Karen in quest of an artist's rendition of the part of Jase's anatomy he can now only imagine.
Jase finds the guys in the HOH room, where they bust him on his kissy-face antics. "I knew you were watching me," he says. I don't believe him, just like I don't believe he knows we're watching him on the internet when he tries to look like Brad Pitt, quotes stats about Brad Pitt, and acts out scenes from Brad Pitt movies. If he knew, I'm sure he wouldn't do it.
Scott and Cowboy complain to Jase that Holly is messing up their Boys' Club. "She's coming between you and me," says Scott. "You don't hang out with us anymore," says Cowboy. "How old are all of you?" asks Bunny.
Drew thinks that Holly needs to go, and Scott says they should make a deal with Adria. The plan is shared with Marvin, who agrees to go along with it, which doesn't surprise me. He's tried to make the point time and time again that Holly doesn't have enough junk in her trunk.
Jase doesn't want to go along with the plan - he thinks it's a mistake because Holly is a vote for their side - but he reluctantly agrees. "I have to give Holly a vote, though." He joins her in the bed to cuddle for the night, but doesn't tell her that she'll soon be able to shmoop with Julie Chen.
Diane is in the HOH bed with Drew. She reminds him that if there is a tie in the vote, choosing to evict Holly won't make anyone angry except Jase. He tells her not to worry about anything. "I'm going to pull through for you." After they share a few kisses, Drew says a prayer.
"Thank you, God, for giving me the strength to speak my mind, and to stand up and be a man. Thank you for giving me the courage to do the right thing. Watch over the HGs, Lord, and protect them in this crazy game. Most of all, tell Bunny I'm sorry. With Diane, it's just strategy. The little fur ball is the one I love, and when I'm kissing Diane at night, it's that pink nose on the poster that I'm staring at. Let her know, Father, that there's a party barge waiting in Jamaica with her name on it, and I'll join her there soon."
Amen to that, my darling. Amen to that.
Hoppy trails,
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