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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Tuesday, August 03, 2004 - 4:06 pm 
BB announces that the Veto competition will take place in two hours. The HGs all stumble out of bed one by one and head for the bathroom. Drew and Diane are both called to the Diary Room right away. "What did we do?," asks Drew. "Are we in trouble?" Well, yes and no, Drew. You're not in trouble with BB, but Bunny's a little miffed. I noticed that someone drew a moustache on my poster and I want to know how that happened.
The players for Veto power play a game involving chips and coins and smashing the ceramic pigs. I hope someone made a beeline straight for Scott's because that one kept me awake last night. In fact, I wrote a nursery rhyme about Psycho and the rest of the gang.
Karen's little piggy is so perfect
Will's little piggy's in the buff
Drew's little piggy's name is James Bond
Jen's little piggy likes it rough
A's little piggy's not a piggy
Mike's little piggy is too gold
Marv's little piggy looks tasty
Scott's pig will never be paroled
Diane's piggy's headed down to South Beach
Jase's pig's the reddest of the swine
HGs, say goodbye to all your porkers
They'll soon be crushed into a plate of rinds
The players are isolated during the competition for a time, and Jase needs to go to the bathroom. He cries out to BB, but is not allowed to leave the room he is in. Therefore, he urinates on some towels. That's right - he takes a whiz right on a pile of fluffies. What else can you do? When your cup runneth over and there's no saucer around, you best look for a napkin.
Jase is making a habit of releasing body fluids right before he competes for the Veto. When he tossed his cookies for Holly, it didn't work - but this time, it pays off. Apparently the last-minute loss of water weight was just the trick he needed to conquer the Veto power, which immediately forces Diane to go to Plan B. "Who should I put up in Jase's place, and who should we send home?" Nokomis wants to send Scott packing, as does Adria. Will wants Marvin to go up and out the door. Karen thinks Marvin would nominate her and wants him gone. Nokomis insists that Scott should go, but would settle for putting up Michael.
Jase goes outside to wash the towels he soiled, but decides it's easier to throw them away. I'm glad, because you just KNOW that every time someone used one, we would have been asking, "Is that one of THOSE towels?? We would be looking for yellow streaks that got missed in the wash and watching for HGs to notice that they still smelled and it wouldn't be fun because everyone would be focused on avoiding those towels and would forget all about Scott and which wash rag he used to scrub his butt for the first time in six years. And THAT'S the one that should have been thrown away.
Scott approaches Jase to bump knuckles and congratulate him on winning the Veto. "Everything's going according to plan," he says. "We rule reality TV, and when we get out of here, we're going to rule the world!" Go ahead and laugh. That's just what Madonna said and they laughed at her, too. I won't be a bit surprised if we see Scott and Jase vogue-ing on stage in cone bras in a few years.
Jase asks Will to meet him in the HOH room, where they discuss an alliance they've made secretly. Will promises to keep pushing to get Marvin out. "We've got Karen on our side, but Adria and Nokomis will nominate you if one of them gets HOH," says Will. "I've told Drew to work Diane. She needs to put up Marvin and get rid of him," says Jase. So maybe THIS is the rumored "committed couple?" Jase and Will? Does that mean when Will and I go dancing, Jase has to come, too? And if he does, will he insist on dressing like Rambo? Camouflage is so passe in my circle.
Will whispers to Karen to catch her up on his conversation with Jase. They decide that after they get Marvin out, they will go after Adria. "She's acting funny today," says Karen. "Really different." Don't worry, they won't figure out she's a twin. They'll chalk her behavior up to PMS or the lack of good food or the fact that she sleeps in the same room with Scott. "Or maybe she's acting weird because she's worried that Bunny will say ugly things about her in the live feed summaries," say Will and Karen simultaneously. That's not a problem either. Not for today anyway. It could be tomorrow, though. I'm afraid my grace period isn't all that long.
Nokomis discovers the HOH Spy Screen and shows it to Diane. Soon the rest of the girls and Will are let in on the secret. The boys find out they know, and everyone comes into the HOH room to stare at the screen. Bunny hopes that while they are all in there, BB will run a montage of all the p-ssing scenes they've accumulated over the years, beginning with BB2's Will wetting the bed in his bid for HOH. It's not that I really want to watch such a thing, but I'm hoping everyone will be so grossed out that they'll stop peeing on camera once and for all. This season is turning into a freaking instruction video for potty training!
Hoppy trails,
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