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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Wednesday, August 04, 2004 - 7:35 am 
BB awakens the HGs with the announcement that the Veto Ceremony will take place in two hours. Jase and Scott want to change their looks for the ceremony. "Let's do a 'Dumb and Dumber' theme," says Scott. As if they would have to change their looks for that.
But they do. Jase combs his hair into devil's horns, and Scott brushes his locks down flat with bangs. They try to find chocolate to blacken their teeth. While they're primping in the bathroom, Will tells Diane in the HOH room that he hates being nice to Jase, but knows he has to. "We should be okay keeping Marvin," he says.
Will notices that Jase has stolen his good silk shirt and is wearing it for the Veto Ceremony. "I have to have that dry cleaned," says Will, "and now he's going to ruin it with his pit stains." I didn't want to mention it, but Will's right. Jase does have a little problem with perspiration. Was it Dave Matthews who sang: "You sweat too much....you wet too much....too much?"
The ceremony is held, and Dumb uses the veto to remove himself from the block, leaving Dumber to go it alone until Diane names a replacement: Dumbest. That would be Marvin, of course, the Mayor of Moron Land because he doesn't have the sense to leave the women alone. First rule of thumb, Marvin: If you want a girl to vote for you, don't paw her behind, don't call her a "ho," and don't tell her what awful shape she's going to be in after you and your solid steel sex appeal get through with her. Lovemaking that results in surgery is NOT a turn-on.
Jase has used leftover paint from the pig decorating session to write words in the toilet area of the bathroom: "Die Dan!," "Ladies OUT!," and "F--k you!" First of all, I'm thinking Dan's not too crazy about his shout-out, and secondly, Jase, "Ladies out!" is a dead giveaway to your strategy. Third, I know that last message is meant for Bunny because you're tired of her reporting it every time you pee on something. Learn to deal with it.
Scott runs into the kitchen yelling, "I need to a-- you a question!." Then he turns around, pulls down his pants, and moons the group. Marvin announces that he had twenty erections in bed last night. Gee, I don't know which one of you I'm going to miss the most.
Nokomis has already grown tired of the green hair and has decided to dye it red. Well, actually, she went from purple to green to blonde and now Blazing Bozo. The girl can't figure out if she wants to be a cowboy, an Indian, the tattooed lady in the freak show, or a clown for Barnum and Bailey. I like Jennifer - I really do - but I'm worried about her: the smoking, the piercing, the writing on her skin, the shaving of her head....self-destruction should not be one's favorite pastime.
Michael talks about how many times he has cried. "I teared up when they gave me the BB key, then when I found out I had a sister. Also when I lost the HOH last time." Of course, we all know you're going to boo hoo like a baby when Scott's evicted. I'll be crying right along with you, Cowboy. I'm going to miss him, too - his Roosevelt Franklin hair, his Civil War chic head band, and his hip Tina Turner "What's Love Got to Do With It?" denim jacket. Sure we'll miss the naked antics, but we will always have our copy of Playgirl to remind us of what a pr-ck he was. Or wasn't.
At least we'll be able to buy a mandana with his insignia on it. He plans to market a line of them when he gets back to Pittsburgh. I think he could make more money manufacturing a line of wash rags, though - I know I'd buy one. Heck, I'd buy two. One for my first shower in six years, and one for the second.
The girls and Will are talking in the HOH room.
Diane: Scott and Jase both need to go, but Scott deserves to go first.
Will: Can you imagine being sequestered with both of them?
Karen: Kill me now!
Adria: I hadn't even thought about that!
What's there to think about? You've got more toilets there for Scott to show off his prize-winning produce, and there will be more walls for Jase to write expletives on. More rooms to streak through, more shower stalls to ignore, and way more mirrors.
Chef Marvin calls everyone to dinner: pork chops, cabbage, and Spanish rice. Afterwards, several of the HGs go out to the patio table to play poker with homemade cards. "I asked for beer for us," Diane says. They get it, along with some wine, which is grabbed by Will to share with Adria. The guys quickly drink their beer, and Nokomis hides hers from them in the HOH fridge.
Karen and Will talk over their strategy in the HOH room. They decide to approach Marvin and tell him they're going to vote to keep him in the game.
Will: I'll do damage control with Jase by explaining that we needed to evict Scott. He doesn't need him anyway.
Karen: I'm worried about Adria. She is weaving webs all over this place. I think she's made all kinds of deals on the sly.
Will: Bunny certainly has one with her. The girl flashes a stuffed rabbit on the screen and now she's floating through the summaries like Cleopatra on the Nile, while I'm getting crucified for the gel in my hair and you're being slammed right and left because you can't keep your hand out of your pants.
Karen: Well, that's true, but keep in mind - Bunny's grace period isn't all that long.
The poker game is over, and Diane wins! It might as well have been strip poker, because the players are yanking down their pants or someone else's, tossing each other into the pool or jumping in - we have naked cannonballs and some backyard streaking. Diane, Drew, Cowboy, Jen, and Jase are all involved in the pool play. Scott is encouraged to participate but he refuses. He's not going to show his wares on camera. He'll moon, but he won't flash his Johnson. He needs to save something for BB All-Stars.
Karen asks Nokomis who she wants to see in the Final Four. "You, me, Diane, and Will. I'm leaving out Adria because she said she would be cutthroat if she made it to the finals." Karen then goes to Marvin, who tells her that he wants to stay and play the game. "I'm not like Scott, who doesn't care about the money," he says. She hints at forming an alliance but Marvin says he's not making any deals. It's a good thing, really, because a deal with Marvin would most likely involve warm honey, whipped cream, and a trip to the emergency room.
The HGs wind down from their pool party and head for the beds. Diane and Drew cuddle for awhile, then she asks him about his girlfriend back home. They discuss that relationship a bit, then move on to theirs. Diane says that maybe they should stop sleeping together in the house, and Drew agrees that "it's a bit weird." However, they continue to cuddle and kiss until they fall asleep.
Of course, Bunny's the "girl back home" that Drew is referring to, but I must say that I'm not going to put up a fight. Nope, I'm throwing in the towel (not one of Jase's) and giving Diane what she wants. She'll get it anyway. She stood on a platform with her arm in the air for almost ten hours, for Pete's sake. The girl is strong, and no rabbit wants to go up against that. I'd be stew before you could say Glenn Close. So take him, Diane. I have a feeling Hardy is out there anyway, waiting.....and if not Hardy, then Jason, or Josh, or Curtis, or Roddy, or Nathan, or Justin, or....
Hoppy trails,
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