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Bunny
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| Sunday, August 15, 2004 - 4:04 pm 
Today's a busy day! There's a food competition coming up, followed by nominations. Everyone rises on first call except Marvin, who is dead to the world. (Sorry, it was just there.) BB yells at Marvin to get up, and then, "Five minutes to the food competition!"
The HGs are divided into two groups of four, half receiving a red apron, the other half a blue apron. On the red side are Drew, Diane, Natalie, and Marvin. The blue team is made up of Karen, Will, Jen, and Michael. The winners will get to eat this week and will also have the use of a gas grill. The losing team will be relegated to pb&j.
The makings for cheeseburgers are laid out on the table. The players must put them together and the team who makes the most will win the game. Ingredients are tossed and caught: buns, meat patties, cheese slices. Someone drops lettuce on the ground and a HG yells out, "Sorry, Bunny! I know how you hate to see that!" Bunny replies that she's not the least bit upset, because after having seen Cowboy do his hat trick again last night, nothing else will ever bother her.
The red team receives a penalty for two bad burgers. They did something wrong, like maybe stopping to write Jase's name in mustard, or perhaps they were taking the onion off Cowboy's burgers so they wouldn't trigger a crying fit. The final score is ten cheeseburgers to eleven, with the Blue Team being the winner. This means that Drew and Diane will have to eat pb&j for the second week in a row, which won't matter to them - you know how all young couples think they can live on love alone.
Marvin on peanut butter is another story, however. I remember him Week One on the stuff. He gets so desperate for food that I fear he could fast become a proponent of cannibalism. Dead people don't scare him, and he sure knows how to skin the body parts of a chicken and fry them up without thinking twice about it. Choose life - stay out of his way.
Diane is sobbing in the bedroom after the competition. "BB, that was the stupidest f'ing game I've ever played. You made us look like kindergartners!" I can see where she would think that. It was a far cry from the R-rated show she and her buddies put on last night. R-rated except for Michael, who was rated a big fat X - as in "How are you going to X-plain the X-posure of your X-cited X-tension when you X-it the house?"
Will finds Adria in the HOH room and asks her if she has decided on her nominations. She says she hasn't, but she knows the HGs will be shocked at the direction she's going to take.
Will: More shocked than Bunny was when I danced last night with my haunches hanging out of a pair of your thong panties?
Adria: Yeah, probably.
Will: More shocked than Bunny was when Diane swapped a gallon of spittle with Karen?
Adria: Most definitely.
Will: How about when Drew ran naked through the house and Bunny's heart stopped - more shocked than that?
Adria: Well, maybe not. How is Bunny anyway? Has she recovered?
Will: Yeah, she's okay. In fact, she searched the 'net for a still shot, but her doctor insisted that she keep an aspirin handy whenever she looks at it.
After Will has a one-on-one, Natalie confers with Adria.
Adria: The decision I'm going to make today will benefit us both, but I don't think I want to tell you.
Natalie: You don't have to.
Adria: I'm not putting up Drew; that's a given.
Bunny: Damn straight.
Adria: I may put up Will, then if he wins the Veto, I will put up Karen in his place. I need to figure out who I want to send to the jury. I told Will I want to see people play this game and not just sit back. I may put him up to see what he's made of. It will be up to the voters whether they want to send him home. People reveal themselves to you when you are on the block.
Bunny: I think people have revealed too much of themselves already.
Adria: Will should learn from his experience.
Natalie: What do you think Cowboy has learned from his? I mean, what has he learned from, say, hanging a hat on his penis?
Adria: It says in the Bible to use the talents God has given you. Cowboy has learned his lesson well.
Natalie: Adria, I want to be surprised by your nominations, but if you do decide to nominate Will, you can say, "You are a key player in the game; everyone likes you so you're a threat." Then you can take him aside and explain that he's safe since no one will vote him out. No need to mention that the real reason is because he looks better in your panties than you do.
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The nominations are held, and Adria does choose Will to go up for eviction along with Marvin, who is ranting like a madman at her audacity. "I don't have any alliances in here! Why isn't she breaking up Drew and Diane? I'm really p-ssed off. (Phrase courtesy of BB4's Dana.) What the hell is she thinking?" I have to agree with you, Marv. You're on pb&j AND on the block? And you're the guy in the kitchen slicing chicken parts? No way was that a smart move. Throw in the fact that you're bald, which is a sure sign that you hate the world in general, and it becomes obvious that Adria doesn't have her head on straight.
Will wants to talk to Adria alone to try and understand why she nominated him. She tells him she wanted him to learn from the experience. Will says.....and I kid you not....."I don't think I want to be here anymore." Please raise your hand if you are a former BB HG who never uttered those words. Okay, maybe Amy, but the All-You-Can-Eat Cheese Buffet BB provided her on a regular basis would have kept her there forever. That and the beer.
Will runs outside to the group (Diane, Jen, and Karen) after his conversation with Adria and tells them that if he decides to stay and if he survives the vote, he will go after her. Jen leaves to have a powwow (I had to use it sometime) in the HOH room with Adria and asks, "Why didn't you warn us that you were going to nominate Will?" Adria replies that she didn't make up her mind until the last minute, but finally decided he should go on the block.
Jen: Because of the thong thing?
Adria: Totally.
Jen: Yeah, he did look better than you. Marvin was this close to naming a new Booty-licious.
Adria talks to Marvin and Will to try and smooth their ruffled feathers. "Marvin, I didn't want to back-door you like we did Jase. I wanted to give you a fair chance to fight for Veto."
Marvin: You chicks is tight, and that's how it is. I'm sure you could find two other people in this house with a stronger bond than the black dude and the gay dude.
Adria: I don't appreciate you saying "the black guy and the gay guy." I nominated Will and Marvin.
Marvin: Did the Bible tell you to nominate me?
Adria: The Bible plays a part in everything I do.
It's true, Marvin. Right there in black and white. Or black and gay, as the case may be. "Remove the black sheep from thy flock," it says, as well as "You may join us in merriment, but thou shalt not be too gay." There's also something in the New Testament about casting out crazy demons, so my guess is Karen's going down next. Not that I think Karen is a demon. She's a bit devilish, perhaps, and her shoes need to burn in Hell, but she's no demon. "Crazy," though, that's another story. Handling stress is definitely not her strong suit.
Will tells Jen outside, "What that b-tch doesn't realize is that if she would have gotten Cowboy out, we could have sailed through the next two weeks. If I do stay and win HOH, I'm going to put up the twins. And I guarantee the best TV ever." (Better than Drew running around naked? I don't think so.) Natalie joins them and says, "People are acting weird around me now because of my sister's nominations." She begins to cry. "Adria was just trying to be fair." Will tells her it would have been different if he had been given some warning. (Same with me and the Human Hat Rack.)
Michael wants Natalie to know that he will not nominate the twins. "I would like to see you and your sister and me and my sister go to the Final Four." Michael says he deserves to win because he has had it hard. (Don't worry. I'm not going to touch that one. Literally AND figuratively.)
Diane is worried about Will putting up the twins. She and Drew have formed a Multiple Birth alliance with them. She tells Drew that they need to continue to pretend to be teamed up with Will, Karen, and Jen in case the twins are voted out. No fair! Either you've been a multiple birth participant or you belong in the single birth world. You can't have your foot in both. Or your placenta or whatever. Unless you're like Patty Duke - you're not a twin in real life but you play one on TV. Like Holly.
Natalie tells Adria that Will has been outside promising revenge. "If we could get the votes, we should put him out now. He has a vendetta to get rid of us." Adria says that she doesn't want to keep Marvin in after his earlier comment about her nominations. "I wanted Will to play the game and learn from it, but instead he is taking what I said and twisting it around." And he's also taking your underwear and twisting it up the crack of his butt. Both actions may have their repercussions. The first may get him evicted, but the second could well be just the ticket he needs to land him on the cover of Cross-Dressing Quarterly.
Hoppy trails,
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