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Bunny
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09-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 08, 2004 - 9:30 am 
The HGs are awakened with classical music today, and Bunny screams, "Why?? Why??" Rev up the sleeping babies with a little Jon Bon Jovi, why don'tcha? Not that the music is any good, but no one looks better in a pair of jeans, know what I'm saying?
Karen slept fitfully, worried about today's Veto meeting. She's convinced that Diane will use the POV and Nokomis will be forced to put her on the block in Drew's place. At least she's pimple-free and ready for her close-up. Pimple-free as of yesterday, that is. Today a whole new crop may pop up. We can only hope.
Actually, almost all of the HGs are having complexion problems. Diane is complaining about an outburst of acne, as is Nokomis. Even the lovely and vivacious Drew has sported some spots as of late. The only one who seems to be immune from break-outs is Cowboy, who attributes it to his enormous water intake. I can attest to the fact that he's never without a full glass of H2O. He carries a large tumbler with him everywhere, only putting it down for competitions and bathroom breaks. Had he been a real cowboy in the Wild West, he would have had to set up camp right next to the well, his canteen never far from his fist.
Today, Drew is wearing blue (thumbs up) and Cowboy is wearing no shirt at all (thumbs down - waaay down). The girls are all in need of a visit from a hairstylist, especially Karen, whose black roots have grown down to her ears. All the pink has vanished from Nokomis's hair, and she's blonde again. Blonde with a dark black racing stripe down the center of her scalp. All the contact-wearing HGs have chosen to wear their glasses today, and the back patio looks like a science nerd convention rather than a BB set.
Karen is sharing her feelings with Nokomis: "I feel so stupid. I should carry around a sign that says 'jackass.' Diane and Drew are a bad couple, like Jase and Scott." Uh...no...I would have to disagree. I see them more as a Britney Spears/Kevin Federline type of union. She calls all the shots, craves constant attention, and has had a sudden weight gain; he never says much, rides his woman's coattails, and doesn't own a belt.
Karen: I feel like I'm being backdoored. I deserve it because I didn't see it coming.
Bunny: I know what you mean. That's the same way I felt the first time Cowboy dropped trou.
Diane calls everyone together for the Veto ceremony. She drapes the gold medallion around Drew's neck, and Nokomis nominates Karen in his place. Following the event, Drew and Diane head for the bedroom to discuss what to do next.
Diane: I guess I will lie to Karen all week and tell her I'm not going to vote against her.
Drew: I will hound Karen and Nokomis and make them promise me that I'm safe. I'll tell them if they can't give me that, I'm voting Karen out.
Karen is true to her word that she would go bonkers if she was nominated. "I can't believe Diane used the Veto. I'm so scared. Have you talked to them yet? I don't believe anything they say. I know I am leaving. I'll look stupid on TV. I don't know if I can take this three more days. I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done that. Oh, man, listen to me! I don't want to be b-tching from now to eviction!"
Nokomis: Then don't.
Bunny: Yeah, don't.
Nokomis: I just want this game to end. I gave it my best. Diane won't keep her promise. I'm crazy for tryin'. You're crazy for cryin'. She's crazy for lovin' Drew.
Diane is working like a maniac to take off the weight she's gained in the house. She spends as much time as possible on the treadmill, walking and running off the pounds. Drew and Cowboy frequently join her in a workout. Drew, Cowboy, and the Giant Tumbler, that is. Today, the three/four of them are ready to burn some calories. Cowboy is shirtless, natch, wearing his cowboy hat. This is how the buckaroos from the wild, wild West used to dress. They never even thought of wearing a shirt until someone invented the badge and the sheriff needed something to pin it on. Cowboy prefers the retro look from those pre-badge days - no shirt, and on occasion, no pants. This, of course, goes back to the time before holsters, which were invented after a wrangler realized there was no room on his dick to hang his guns AND a hat.
Speaking of which, Cowboy hasn't done his hat trick since he won the America's Choice phone call. His fiancee told him to put the nude antics on hiatus. I would like to petition BB to ban all outside contact in future shows. With Scott and Jase gone, Cowboy was all I had. And all he had was penis hat tricks. That darn phone call is directly responsible for Karen getting picked on for picking at her face. There's nothing left to write about unless you're interested in Drew's Euchre strategies. Addendum to petition: Ban all playing cards as well.
Everyone gathers outside for a card game (see above). Afterward, Nokomis asks the HGs some off-the-beaten-track questions and later veers off into one of her confusing theories about the beginning of the universe.
Nokomis: If you could be any fruit, what would you be?
Karen: Melon.
Diane: Apple.
Cowboy: Mustard.
Nokomis: If you could speak any language other than English, what would it be?
Karen: Italian.
Diane: French.
Cowboy: I already speaks a differnt languj.
Nokomis: In the year 2525, if man is still alive, and the black hole is still black, and the rays of the cosmos are brighter than Madonna's ray of light and Rae Dawn Chong, and if the universe is universally universal, what color will you be?
Cowboy: Yeller.
Nokomis: That is incorrect. The girls will be awash in plaid, the boys a dark shade of eggplant.
Bunny: No one can be purple except Prince.
There's no alcohol tonight, so the HGs retire early. Just as the lights go out, Cowboy entertains everyone with some of his freak dance moves. He wants to show the others what he would do if he was performing in a strip show. I'm assuming it's back-up on the chance his soap opera, sitcom, and Broadway show never take off. Cowboy, watching you tonight, I would say you have a very good shot at churning out the cheesecake at Chippendale's. Your routine should pack the house....so, baby, take off your shirt....but you can leave your hat on.
Hoppy trails,
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