Episode #1 6/16/04:

And season two begins.  The ladies are shown in a teaser for the season driving across the US and they have to stay in trailer parks with people/families they meet along the way.

First stop - Miami - the girls go shopping so we are treated to a musical interlude showing the two spending mucho dollars.  As they leave the store they find a pink truck pulling a silver streamline trailer.  This is to be their home for the duration of the trip.  Their biggest complain twas the lact of a mirror in the trialer - Paris says they can get one at Wal-Mart (a reference to last season where Paris thought all they sold at Wal-Mart was walls.

Commercial break #1

When we next join Paris and Nicole they are on the freeway driving their trailer to Smokey and the Bandit theme.  At a toll booth the girls have no money and have to barter their way through - amid much honking of horms Nicole steps out and begs for money from passing motorists.  This is where the "unreality" of the show has already begun - I can't imagine any law enforcement agency allowing this to go on on a toll-road without prior permission.
 

Next up Nicole and Paris must get gass in their truck - Nicole hits on a guy in a store and he gives her a few dollars - then as Nicole is muching on food in the store without paying the manager approaches. 

Nicole somehow convinces the man to allow her to work off the food and earn gas money.  I am not even sure what she does other than beg (yet again) but she manages to get over $30 and then they have someone back up their trailer at a pump since Paris can't do it (and Nicole doesn't have a license).   The girls head on down the road and their first real job is at the "Batten Ranch" just north of Tampa where they will help run a rodeo.  Their first task is to scoop up manure and bag it for use in vegetable gardens.  Onward and upward - they then head out on horseback to help round up some bulls for the rodeo.  And this is where we don't get to see Paris fall off the horse - something that made all the papers back when it happened.  (March 19th MSN Article)

Commercial Break #2

Ahhhhhhh they saved the fall for after the break.  Well she did indeed fall off the horse but it didn't look to me like it bucked her off as much as she bounced off when she got it running fast.  So we see the fall and the helecopter arrives to wisk her off to the hospital where she is declared ok.   Back on the ranch Paris and Nicole play the guilt card with the owner who feels responsible - they lay it on REAAL thick and he agrees to buy her ice cream and lets them feed the monkeys at the store (yes monkeys) and they then sweet talk him into buying all kinds of things at the local store and using him for all he is worth.  Upon the return back to the ranch the somehow talk "J O" (the owner of the ranch) into modeling a pair of chaps with nothing underneath - thankfully his hind quarters were blurred out.

Commercial Break #3

And thus ends episode number one - before the credits roll we see several teases for the upcoming season.